Here’s Another Hot Take For Y’all: Space Between Should’ve Been Between Mal And Ben.

Eli’s getting ‘hawk tuah’d to death

If Cobra Kai took place in 2024 would the teen characters use brainrot terms (either unironically or ironically) bc I think they would

Sam: So we're making a snowman, she just needs more on the sides.

Demetri: It's a she?

Sam: Of course it's a she, I would never build a man.

Robby: Better build himself up. Demetri: Period. *leans on the snowman and fucking breaks it*

I've never seen it described so accurately

i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person

Reposting so I can read later

a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

That moment when you were about to make a ‘happily ever after’ edit for the vks but then remember that Carlos and Jay have like 10 minutes of screen time across the entire trilogy

I think they just genuinely enjoy watching people suffer

Elimoon is going to have a respectful breakup where they realize they are not each other’s true loves and are much better as friends, remaining close even though it’s platonic love they share instead of romantic.

Yasmetri is going to crash and burn, setting fire to several city blocks in the process, resulting in beef that lasts for YEARS before one of them decides to at least try and make amends (probably Demetri, but you’ll be damned if you think he’s not gonna be as annoying as possible about it).

TUMBLR I LIKED ONE DANDADAN POST STOP PUTTING IT ALL OVER MY FEED IM ONLY ON EPISODE 4

I fully believe Johnny thinks he's straight because he doesn't know bisexuality exists

Love this because Robmetri is my favorite rarepair

Migueli is a good ship and I’ll die on that hill

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36140386/chapters/90089275

Let's Try Coronas Instead (72,793 words); Hawk follows Miguel to Mexico

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31032674/chapters/76659221

Boy Problems (74,376 words); Sam and Hawk bodyswap fic

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33421042/chapters/83019688

Hella Metal (11,805 words); they go to a concert with Johnny

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2503873

El Serpiente y El Halcón (series); Hawk struggles to reintegrate with the group after he’s left cobra kai

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1691446

Falconry (series); what if Miguel was there after Moon dumped Hawk and season 2 onward went differently

https://archiveofourown.org/works/33440824/chapters/83071708

Snap Out Of It (29,204); Hawk gets a boyfriend and Miguel doesn’t handle it well

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35005972/chapters/87184432

Migratory Flight (21,069 words); Hawk shows up in the park to join eagle fang