In My Version Of Cobra Kai, Robby Is The Tumblr Sexy Man Of The Show

YEEES

Cobra Kai would be 10x better if it had goofy sound effects but only specifically whenever Demetri did something

Cobra Kai Christmas special except there’s no karate, it’s just Miguel and Kenny clamoring to find Robby a Christmas present because they have no idea what he would want for Christmas

My brain is all like, “Rewrite Descendants”

And I’m all like, “I’m already rewriting Miraclous Ladybug and I haven’t updated that in two mon-“

And my brain goes, “REWRITE DESCENDANTS”

I got smacked with writers block right after I finished the first part of the exposition. So, I'm making an OC because I still have an urge to write.

Me

If I end up writing a musical episode for Simply Miraculous (which is highly likely), someone’s gonna sing Loser, Baby whether you like it or not

STOP CALLING ME OUT TUMBLR

Johnny is a bad person and an even worse father.

With that said, he’s my 5th favorite character of the show.

POTATO

I’m doing the same thing🤝

I’m glad we both came to the conclusion that this ship would be unfathomably toxic.

I can’t even think of how it would start because they’re just so…ruthlessly incompatible.

Torymetri is such a funny ship to me because like…that relationship wouldn’t last more than a few days. This is a ‘one night stand’ ahh ship at best.

Tory is abrasive, no-nonsense, and has major anger issues.

Demetri is snarky, blunt, and an absolute pessimist.

It’d be a miracle if these two could co-exist alone in a room together pre-Season 6 for more than five minutes without Demetri crossing a line and Tory actually yeeting him out the window.

Eli’s getting ‘hawk tuah’d to death

If Cobra Kai took place in 2024 would the teen characters use brainrot terms (either unironically or ironically) bc I think they would