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Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Clarisse La Rue invented Wise Girl like Percy heard the nickname, took it for himself and gave it a new meaning
I’m 99.9% sure that at least half of the seven ended in a Walmart parking lot at 3am with no idea of how they got there one point in theirs lives
I want to know more about Percy ‘I fire a war canon at my school bus and it exploded, but in my defence I wasn’t aiming at it’ Jackson school life
Read PJO and HOO they said, it will be fun they said. Why are you on the floor crying at 3am they said (just now)
Rick Riordan is my favorite author and I love his books but I will never hesitate to call him Dick Diordan
When Percy had amnesia, was homeless and at the same time fighting for his life against two gorgons sister, he was worried abt how his mom and Annabeth are gonna react when they learn he stole a police car
When I think of the most common sense and level headed couple in PJO I think of a tree spirit and a half goat
Jason: I fought this vicious, dangerous, scary opponent when I was young which left me with this battle scar.
Piper: What he meant is he tried eating a staple when he was two
Annabeth: *see Percy and the pegasi talking* What are you doing?
Percy: Just teaching them a song
The song: Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singin' like
Thalia: Everybody has a gay cousin
Nico: I don’t
Thalia: ...
Nico: Oh I’m the gay cousin
It’s basically canon that Percy, Annabeth and Grover meets Nico and Bianca for the first time in Lotus Hotel and Casino (TLT) and not in TTC, so what if they also met Hazel in TLT when they visit the fields of asphodel. Which means that Percy actually met 3 children of Hades on the same quest.
Frank: A mortal asked me what my tattoo stand for, I panicked and said Super Perfect Queen Reyna
Jason:... Well you aren’t wrong
Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas
Come on let’s go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out to camp
it’s like you got kidnapped
We used to be best buddies
but you kinda left
But now that we’re here
So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me
Like old times
Percy: ...
Piper: How long do you think it’s gonna take for a god to curse Percy?
Leo: a week
Nico: a day
Jason: Never cause Annabeth with Percy.
Remember how sally told Percy that not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero and not everyone who looks like a monster is a monster
Luke and tyson
That thought hit me today so you all will suffer with me
guys i LOVEEEE PJO, but. if I see ONE MORE FIC of Annabeth & Percy calling each other “Wise Girl” & “Seaweed Brain” throughout the entire fic i’m going to commit myself to a mental hospital. PLEASE. THEY HAVE NAMES. USE THEM.
THIS IS A LIFE-OR-DEATH SITUATION! THEY DONT NEED CUTESY NICKNAMES ON THE FIELD.
Annabeth: I need Percy there
Annabeth: I need someone to exchange glances with when people inevitably annoy me
best ships ever