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If I were to bite you, would you taste raspy, burnt, crispy perhaps?
HOW ABOUT NO, NEXT QUESTION
do yo get some kind of kick out of pretending to be an act like someoneyoubsay you hate
((not sure if this is targeted at MUN, but I’m going to answer personally, sorry!
The Doctor or Herman Carter is an awful human being, he’s done awful things much I won’t get into because TW stuff (I.E. torture and gore).
But I like his character, I like his design because it’s fun to draw. I like to make him this goofy funny insane man, because that what my brain sees him as.
I don’t know how to put it into words so I might edit this later, but to basically him sum him up, I like him, but I want him to suffer horribly.))
Can you give me
Extra bones
(Preferable attached to my other bones please)
YES YOU MAY HAVE MY
EXTRA BONES
THEY’RE IN THE BACK ANON!
IN RETURN I WOULD LOVE SOME OF YOUR
EXTRA BONES
Herman? More like WHOREMAN
Not really interested in dating, sorry ladies, Men, and Thems! So no “Whoreman Carter” for you! My deepest apologies.
When the crisp makes you crisp,
Like you’ve had too much crisp,
That’s amore.
CRISPY MAN
TAKE ME BY HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
CRISPY MAN
THE VOYAGE
TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP
CRISPY MAN
I see you’ve accepted the crisp.. Good.
[Loud sobbing from the other room]
*injects powdered cocaine straight into my Cephalic vein then has a seizure on your floor after I cracked all my bones and they start glowing like glow-sticks* *80s pop music echoes through the halls as I lay dead in the middle of one of lery's hallways glowing like radioactive waste*
VERY GOOD SHOW! BUT IT COULE BE IMPROVED ON! I WOULD LOVETO GRAB MORE TEST SUBJECTS TO TRY THIS OUT ON... THIS WOULD LEAD TO VERY INTERESTING RESULTS.
BUT IN ADDITION TO THAT
WHAT THE FUCK.
You are the crispiest man
No💖
i think he is??? idk herman gives off ohioan energy and i can’t explain how or why.
like i just look at him and think “yup. he is from ohio”
TREPYA THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON. YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS
Ngl you lookin kinda crispy tho
AND?
*Smacks your crispy ass* crisp
Sir crispington
YES, THAT’S ME!
What wisdom does the crispy man bring today
EAT ASS AND SKATE FAST!
Crispy man what are you doing crispy man
OH, I’M JUST DOING A TRIAL!... FENG CAN SO FIESTY SOMETIMES, I SURE HOPE I DON’T GET DSFNSDJKA;A2R4[0RE9WQ[-
Hello yes, I wanted to interact with you via my own DBD roleplay ask blog thingy but I am extremely shy so instead I’m here as anon asking if it’s okay- I am extremely new to this, sorry!
((Hello anon! Welcome to the blog, and yeah it’s totally okay! Rp and welcome and encouraged! Thanks for reaching out
-MUN))
Oh crispiest of crisps, what is your crispy wisdom?
all of these "crispy" anons are making me think a group of cannibals are after you 0-0
motheR FUCKERS I KNEW IT WAS YOU-
Mmmm crispy man mmm
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PEOPLE WITH THE TERM “CRISPY”!?
I prefer the term “Well Done”.
penith
WHY MUST YOU HARASS ME SO?
hi! you said earlier that we could ask henry if we were unsure about something, right? where can we find henry?
Boy, I wish I knew! He left a while ago. Before the rest of us started hidin’. I moreso was insinuating I find getting more opinions on any sticky situation helps me. Whoever your Henry might be.
(Though, if you do see him, gimme a shout, all right? It ain’t safe out there alone. Please. Thank you so very much.)
You can also always slip me questions you have. No guarantee I‘ve got the answers for all of ‘em, but there’s no harm in givin’ it a shot!
Is Speirs more of a mulled wine, eggnog or hot coco w/marshmallows type of guy???
He drinks mulled wine for his ‘me time’ winter drink.
One time he let Nix spike the Eggnog and he doesn’t remember that Christmas so he is slightly afraid of Eggnog now but just claims to not like dairy now to not seem weak in the eyes of others.
Kitty Welsh has served him hot coco successfully many times but no one has witnessed it Harry is convinced his perfect wife is making it up.
our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!
Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean.
No one knows.
No one will ever know.
Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches.
webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism
spot the difference challenge 2020
webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism
spot the difference challenge 2020
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
SpeirsRoe headcanon I feel very strongly: Ron and Gene walking around in a mall. Gene expressing his lack of understanding and almost outrage about how much all those new sneakers can cost. Ron doing that blank stare of his to mask his reaction as an owner of at least a dozen of designer workout shoes.
FACTUAL
Ronald Speirs collects high end sneakers like a bird of paradise would collect colorful rocks and leaves for their mate. He cleans the ones he does wear with a set of tooth brushes. Most remain in their original packaging or in a case in the basement.
Gene doesn’t know about this because he comes from a place where basements don’t exist and livings in constant fear of the room bellow the functional part of their house.
They both fear the day the other finds out about their secret.
our vain boi ron does the 10-step korean skincare routine in the moring and in the evening religiously. his bathroom is very spartan and modern in cool colours but if you were to open (which would never happen, there are traps) the mirror cabinet there, you would see rows upon rows of colorful cutesy korean products with smiling pandas. no one is allowed to enter that room. speirs's skin is glorious and no one knows HOW!?
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ASK AND IT HAS SAT HERE FOR MONTHS!
Yes. 1000%. Speirs spends more on his skin and hair than some people make in 3 months. He imports directly. He can read Korean.
No one knows.
No one will ever know.
Just like no one knows about his sneaker collection or the sheer price tag on his watches.