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Jacob Frye

The whole gang is having dinner, some sitting in the dining room, some in the living room, the rooms were connected so they could still have conversations as a group, as family... a dysfunctional yet still functional family.

Everyone: *eating*

Jacob: *eating* ... lizards are just snakes with legs. *eats some of his food*

Everyone: *pauses eating and looks at Jacob for a moment* ...

Jacob: ... what?

Connor: you just said lizards are like snakes, but with legs... why?

Jacob: what? I didn't say that.

Rebecca: Uhm, yes you did...

Jacob: no I didn't.

Malik: damn it Jacob for once we're having a decent and peaceful meal, don't ruin this for the rest of us.

Jacob: I didn't say anything.

Evie: ignore him, you'll only encourage him.

Jacob: cause I didn't say anything.

Malik: whatever.

Everyone: *continues eating*

Jacob: *eats a bit of his food* ... *smirks* ... why is it that there's a D in fridge, but not in the word, refrigerator.

Altair: *hard sighs* damn it he's doing it again.

Shaun: Jacob please for the love of humanity and the sanity that is of this house, please stop.

Jacob: did you know a guy had to lick a rock... and now we have salt.

Altair: I will pay you any amount of money just so you can shut up.

Jacob: *still smirking* by logic bees shouldn't be able to fly... and yet they fly anyway, so does that mean bees don't follow any rules but their queens.

Kassandra: Jacob, even I'm tired of hearing this please stop.

Edward: Ha! I'm not.

Arno: Well I am!

Jacob: icecream is just frozen cow juice.

Alexios: and you just ruined ice cream for me, thanks a lot Jacob.

Jacob: your car keys have traveled further than your car.

Leonardo: ... he's not wrong.

Evie: please don't encourage him any further.

Jacob: planes are just giant metal birds.

Bayek: Jacob please stop-

Jacob: The Jonas brothers can't break up, cause they're brothers.

Evie: sometimes I wish we could.

Alexios: You're tearing this family apart!

Jacob: lasagna is just spaghetti but in cake form!

Connor: This is why we can't have nice things, Jacob.

Desmond: ok I'm putting an end to this. Hey Altair.

Altair: what Desmond?

Desmond: did you know that humans have off switches, but you just have to hit them hard enough and a certain number of times to shut them off.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . . *give Jacob a creepy and terrify grin with one of his golden eyes glowing from under his cowl*

Jacob: O_O

Altair: >=D Jacob.

Jacob: ... what?

Altair: come here, Jacob.

Jacob: ... n-no, no, t-think I'm ok and safer here-

Altair: I wasn't asking Jacob.

Jacob: ...

Altair: . . .

Jacob: ... *quickly gets up and makes a run for upstairs*

Altair: *gets up and runs after him* COME HERE JACOB!

Jacob: SH*T, SH*T, SH*T!

Altair: *murderous grin on his face* I JUST WANNA PUNCH YOUR OFF SWITCH FRYE!

Jacob: I THINK IM GOOD FROM THE SAFETY OF MY ROOM!

They both run upstairs and the chase continues as they hear the sound of the two running echos to downstairs.

Leonardo: ... should we stop him?

Everyone else: ...

Rebecca: Nah, he'll be fine.

Shaun: agreed.

*Jacob screaming from upstairs*

Altair from upstairs: I gotcha you little Frye!

Desmond: ... ya he's fine.

Evie: he's been through worse and I'll just take care of him afterward.

Everyone continues to eat as a minute goes by the sound of Jacob tumbling down the stairs; into the living, followed by Altair walking down the stairs and he goes back to the dining room table and sits back down in his seat.

Altair: *eats some of his food* ... so how's everyone's day been?

Aveline: good.

Desmond: same here.

Altair: good. So Desmond I heard-

Jacob: *cough* Technically... y-you can't die *cough* in the livingroom cause, it's... called... the living-room *wheezy laughs before passing out*

Everyone: ...

Altair: ... so where were we?

Do you just... have shower thoughts... though technically if you have weird thoughts in another room, does that mean their room thought?

Part 2 now available

Arno in a pink glittery jacket and basketball shorts: look Jacob do I have to?

Jacob: DO IT!

Arno: *sighs* ... *doing a small dance* I'm Arno and I was wrong I'm singing the Arno's wrong song, I shouldn't have taken that chance, now here's my remorseful dance.

Jacob: DO THE KICK!

Arno: *doing small kicks with his left foot*

Jacob: JAZZIER!

Arno: *kicking a little harder*

Silver (Connor's pet silver wolf): *walk up to Arno and starts biting at his shoe*

Arno: HEY! NO! SILVER STOP! *trying to get silver to stop*

Altair: *filming the whole time with a camera* ... *face palm*

Jacob: hm... *turns over to his right* what do you think Desmond?

Desmond the dog: Bark!

Jacob: agreed, RETAKE!

Arno: *annoyed moan*

Arno and Jacob made a bet about whether one of them could clime the tallest building in New York the quickest, Arno and Jacob might have said somethings during the bet... in the end Jacob was the winner.

Anyone else miss gravity falls? 😓

The story of Nasir the Cat part 1

This is a drawing I did for Nasir... ya I know it terrible 😓 I haven't drawn cat's in a long time if anyone wants to redraw Nasir I give full permission as long as you follow the copy right and give credit where credit is due

Oh another thing Nasir is Arabic for eagle

The story of how Nasir became Altair's little furry partner in crime.

It was a Friday morning around 6;30. People were driving or walking to work, as the birds chirped and the eagles soaring through the open air, somewhere in the crowds of people, there was a blade walking among them, that blade was... Altair lbn-La'Ahad.

Altair was wearing his modern outfit, which was a plain white jacket hoodie, a black T-shirt underneath, navy blue pants, a leather belt, and black brand shoes. He was walking towards Mike's cafe, as he did every Friday and Monday morning.

The cafe bell rang as he walked inside, there at the cash register was Michael, wearing an open jean-jacket with some different pins on it, a red t-shirt, tan pants, and a red beanie hat.

Michael: yo! Altair! How's my main man doing?

Altair: I am doing well Michael.

The two fist bump, Altair and mike high fives from top to bottom then ending the handshake ending with them gripping both their forearm and shaking them. They both then let go and continued talking.

Altair: how have things been with you and the cafe?

Michael: I've been doing good, the same goes for the cafe too. So what can I do for my favorite customers slash good friend, today?

Altair: the usual Friday and Monday breakfast, please.

Michael: the butter coated croissants with a warm brew latte.

Altair: that would be it yes.

Michael: all right, and how many croissants would you like?

Altair: the usual five, please.

Michael: alrighty then, that'll be $17.99, please.

Altair: *hands him a coupon and three dollars*

Michael: Awesome, I'll get your drink and latte in a few minutes.

Altair: -nods-

A few minutes later Michael handed Altair his Latte and a white paper bag with the five butter-covered croissants inside.

Michael: there you go, a latte and five butter coated croissants.

Altair: *grabs the Latte and paper bag with the croissants inside* shukraan lak, thank you, Michael.

Michael: no problem man, hey you, Desmond, and Ezio are still going boating with me next week, right?

Altair: I believe we still are, yes.

Michael: right on dude! Well, I'll see you later then! *waves goodbye*

Altair: *makes a small wave back*

Altair exits the building and begins walking two blocks over to a bench that was next to an alleyway. Altair takes a seat on the bench, as he took a sip of his Latte.

Altair: ... *looks around to see if anyone was watching him* ... *turns around to the alleyway* *click* *click* Goldie~ come here Goldie~

Just then a large black cat came slowly emerging from the alleyway. The cat was a midnight black cat that had ember gold eyes just like Altair's eyes. The cat meows happily back at Altair when suddenly a large bulldog came around the corner and growled at the black cat.

Dog: GRRR- BARK BARK!!

Goldie: HISSSSS! *scratches at the air and towards the dog*

Altair: HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!!!

Altair quickly got up and got in between the dog and the cat.

Altair: I SAID GET AWAY FROM HER YOU STUPID DOG! LEAVE HER BE!!!

Dog: *snarls and growls* BARK! BARK!

Altair: *gets in the dog's face* GRRRR! HISSSSSS!

Dog: ... *whimpers* *leaves with his tail between his legs*

Altair: Tch, stupid dog never learns! *sigh*... you ok Goldie?

Goldie: Meow~ *rubs her head on Altair's leg* Purrr~

Altair: Heh, I take that as a yes.

The cat smiles at Altair as it jumps on a few boxes and onto his shoulder, as he walks back to the nearby bench. The cat leaped off his shoulder and onto the bench and sat next to him on the bench. Altair pulled two butter coated croissants out of the paper bag and gave one to the cat.

Altair: one for you.

Goldie: meow~ *starts eating the croissant*

Altair: and one for me *starts eating his croissant* *pets the cat with his left hand* did you miss me, girl?

Goldie: Purrr~

Altair: Heh, I missed you too.

A woman came walking up to Altair. The women had a short dirt blond hair cut, wore black high heels, long light grey pants, and a fancy grey, open, button, jacket, and a white shirt.

Women: oh, look who it is. Tch, well I guess it is pretty common in New York to find psychopaths on the streets, so why am I surprised?

Altair: 😑 oh... Hello Linda... what brings you to the streets at this hour?

(Altair threatened Linda at a bar after she was being a jerk to Desmond)

Linda: *looks down at Goldie* What. Is. That? *points at Goldie*

Altair: *sarcastic gasp* Linda I'm shocked. Did your teacher not inform you about what a cat is?

Linda: -_- don't be a smart @$$ with me, you know what I meant... so is it yours?

Altair: sadly no, she is a stray.

Linda: gross. Why is it sitting on public city property?

Altair: uh... cause it's public and anyone can sit here?

Linda: ya, people can, not wild, dirty animals. I would say you're not allowed to sit there either, but unfortunately to the government's eyes, your a person to I guess.

Altair: really? Cause right now I'm staring at the likes of an old crusty dinosaur and I'm pretty those went extinct a long while ago.

Linda: *gasp*! Well I- HMF! Well doesn't matter cause I'll just call animal control if you don't get rid of it!

Altair: you're not doing sh*t, you sayidat majnuna! You're not gonna call them for sh*t! Goldie is-

Linda: he isn't legally yours! What authority do you have to stop me!? Hm? Tell me, what legal authority do you have that will prevent me from doing so?

Altair: ... (sh*t she's right for once) still, birds sit and stand here all the time! You gonna call them on a bunch of birds too!?

Linda: listen here alt!

Altair: Altair.

Linda: I don't care if your name was bob or steve! If I could I would, but those little rats with wings are everywhere! And I can't do much about them, but this I very much can!

Altair: so help me Linda you call them on her-

Linda: you have no control here!

Altair: *swiftly gets up* LINDA I WILL-

Linda: *she wags her finger close to Altair's face* tisk, tisk, tisk, now Altair. Wouldn't want to cause a scene in the public eye, would you now?

Altair: ... (I can't let them know, what I am... Linda already has enough suspicion on me and the family)

Goldie: mow?

Altair: *looks down at Goldie*

Goldie had gone ahead and pull out another croissant from the bag and eat Altair's half-eaten one.

Altair: ... *makes a small smile at Goldie and pets her gently on the head* (I can't risk word getting out and exposing us to Abstergo.) *looks back at Linda with a glare* I won't let you.

Linda: well if you don't, why not just adopt the thing?

Altair: as much as I'd like to, Shaun doesn't let us have pets in the house.

Linda: well what a shame... tell you what, since I'm in a generous mood. I'll give you till tomorrow to say your goodbyes. But by the time I come back, that chubby cat has got to go! Now ta ta, I'm about to be late for work.

Linda continues walking past the two, leaving a lonely Altair alone with his cat.

Altair: ... *sighs* *slumps back down on the bench* ... what are we going to do? ...

Goldie: meow? *nuzzles into Altair's side*

Altair: ... Heh *scratches behind Goldie's ears* don't worry Goldie, I won't let her take you away to some animal prison.

Goldie: mow~

Altair: *reaches into the bag and pulls out another croissant and gives it to goldie* here you go, my little qath saghira.

Goldie: Meow~ *starts eating the croissant*

Altair: *chuckles* ... maybe Linda is right, you are getting a bit big. *pets goldie* Maybe I should stop giving you so many croissants.

Goldie: mow~

Altair: you have been eating a lot more as of late, funny *rubs her tummy* it's almost like you're-... You're... *looks over at Goldie in shock* goldie... your... no...

Goldie: *happy Meow sound*

Altair realized that goldie was pregnant, as an assassin, he doesn't get surprised rarely, but when he does, it's quite the sight to see.

Altair: ... *chuckles* I can't believe this. *picks up Goldie in his lap* you are pregnant aren't you?!

Goldie: meow~ purrrs~

Altair: I'm going to be a grandpa! *chuckles* well I'm technically already am, but this is different. I'm so happy for you my little gold~ *chuckles* Eha... ha...

Goldie: mow?

Altair: ... I can't let Linda take you away, no less leave you here with that stupid mut! Lurking around every corner... I can't just leave you when your most vulnerable at this state, nor can I leave you and your kittens here, the streets are no place for you and your kittens.

Goldie: meow...

Altair: ... *sighs* ... you know what, screw Shaun's rules of no pets!

Goldie: mow?

Altair: *whispers to Goldie* I'm the leader of the assassins and one of the best according to history. *normal talk* I should be able to make my own damn decisions!

Goldie: Moew!

Altair: damn right Goldie! If Shaun has a problem he's gonna have to deal with it!

Goldie: MOEW!

Altair: *picks up Goldie and stands up* yes goldie! Let me hear you roar!

Goldie: MOEW!

Altair: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! WE-

Man: *clears throat*

Altair and Goldie: ...

Man: ...

Altair: *clears throat* ... how much of the conversation did you hear?

Man: ... just about how if this guy named Shaun has a problem with you and your cat that he'll have to deal with it...

Altair: ... oh.

Man: ...

Altair: ... don't you have work or something?

Man: don't you?

Altair: no.

Man: oh... lucky. *leaves*

Altair: ... *looks at Goldie*

Goldie: *looks back at Altair*

Altair: *chuckles* tomorrow Goldie, I'll take you home before Linda can take you away. There you can have your litter of kittens in the house and not out here in the streets.

Goldie: *happy meow*

Altair: *kisses Goldie's forehead* I promise, I won't let anything happen to you little one. I will take care of you and your kittens for as long as I may still breathe.

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Hoped you guys liked part 1 of How Nasir became Altair's fury little companion✌😸

Duccio gets thrown out Pt. 2

Another day at the assassin house hold, Ezio, Leonardo, Desmond, Shaun, rebecca and Evie are relaxing in the living room when they heard the sound of a car pull up in the hiden parking area

Altair: *comes down stairs* hey uh... Jacob just pulled up in some fancy vehicle.

Evie: oh god...

Desmond: where did he even get the money for it?

Ezio: idk, but we should probably go see what he's up to.

Leonardo: Si.

They all get up and head outside to the hiden parking area to see Jacob roll up in a fancy black mustang. With him next to him was Duccio.

Altair: Good Allah Jacob, what is that ridicules vehicle your driving about in?

Jacob: for your information, this ridiculous vehicle is a mustang. One of the fast cars on the modern era, and Duccio here helped buy it.

Ezio: why would you trust him to help you buy a car!?

Jacob: Oh he didn't pay for it.

Desmond: then who did?

Jacob: I did.

Everyone except Duccio look at Jacob surprised, especially Evie.

Evie: I-I'm sorry... did you say... you! Jacob Frye... actually manged to save his money and not blow it on something ridiculous and unnecessary???

Jacob: well ya! See, I can be responsible too!

Leonardo: and your were still able to pay the rent?

Jacob: yep! See I tell you guys I can be responsible, why is it so hard to believe?

Altair: cause the times you are reasonable are lower then all the times your not.

Shaun: and they often times involve breaking a lot of things.

Jacob: ya well, *gets out the car* look at me now!

Desmond: well I gotta say it's a nice car.

Ezio: so wait then why is Duccio with you then?

Duccio: why to help him find the best suitable car for him of course.

Shaun: Huh, so I'm guessing you got insurance for the car?

Jacob: uh... ya... insurance... so any way the car goes pretty fast and the seats are-

Rebecca: but did you get the insurance?

Jacob: ...

Leonardo: so you didn't get the insurance...

Ezio: *sighs*

Shaun: I can't believe you didn't get the insurance for car once you bought it! What kind of idiot doesn't also get insurance for a new car they buy!

Duccio: *gets out the car* I resent that.

Ezio: *glares over at Duccio*

Duccio: ah, not this time Auditore, see. We are already outside, so you can't throw me out.

Ezio: *grabs Duccio and lifts him up by the back of his shirt and drags him towards the house*

Duccio: U-huh- wait where are you taking me!?

Ezio: *YEETS Duccio inside the house*

Duccio: AH-! *lands face first on the living room floor*

Yep after a long while I made part 2 of Duccio gets thrown out, hope you guys enjoyed it 😎👌

Jacob: Hey Leonardo! Think you can build me, Arno, Edward, Alexios and Ezio this really obscure, crazy and possably dangerous contraption for us!?

Leonardo: absolutely not Jacob.

Later

Ezio: Ciao Leonardo! Do you think you can make me and the amigos this really obscure, crazy and possably dangerous contraption for us?

Leonardo: *with a smile* Why of course I can Ezio! It will be ready by next morning!

Ezio: *looks over to the group and give them a thumbs up*

Jacob, Edward, Alexios and Arno hiding and peeking over a corner: *gives Ezio both thumbs up, except Arno*

Arno: *facepalm* I can't believe that actually worked.

It was party time at the assassins house hold for today(April 4th) is Easter also the day that Connor/ Ratonhnhaké:ton was born. They decided to try and throw Connor a suprise party at the house, once Connor was told to run an "aren" shaun asked him to take care of, with Ezio, the assassins wod get straight to working on the party. Ezio was tasked to make sure Connor stayed busy for a few hours till everything was ready, he was the inside man and was to alert them if Connor was coming back. Once Connor left with Ezio the assassins went straight to work. However as things started to quickly go south...

Desmond: GUYS THE OVEN IS ON FIRE, PUT IT OUT!

Achilles: WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE TRYING TO DO!?

Jacob: *tangled in the streamers* guys I think I got myself stuck in the streamers again!

Evie: damn it Jacob! I said to let Arno handle the streamers for a reason!

Arno: ya about that Evie. *also stuck in the streamers* help.

Evie: *face palm and shaking her head of disappointment*

Alexios: ok he's definitely gonna like what I got him for his birthday! *is holding a poorly wrapped sword*

Kassandra: don't you think you should wrap that in a box brother?

Alexios: what's the point of going through the trouble of putting it in a box then wrapping it? This is a much more time saving way of doing it.

Edward: Ha! Well I now for sure my grandson is gonna love what I got him! *holding a small wrapped box*

Rebecca: Uh, a little help in the kitchen would be nice, guys!

Aveline: We got it! *hands Claudia the fire extinguisher*

Claudia: *takes the fire extinguisher and sprays the fire out*

Once the fire was out all that was left was a lump of charcoal sitting in the oven, that was supposed to be Connor's cake.

Aveline: ... I'm sure it's still good?

Claudia: *sighs* all that hard work for nothing... where's Altair? I thought I put him in charge of making sure the cake didn't burn?

Shaun: oh that's why he was in the kitchen standing about... crap, sorry Claudia, I sent him out to take care of the ice... speaking of he should have been back by now, where is he?

The front door suddenly burst open then slammed shut as Altair leans back against the door as the sound of an angry mob runs past the house and then starts running down the street. Everyone paused for a moment at what they were doing and stared at an exhausted Altair who was also holding a half full bag of ice.

Altair: *pants* I got the ice Shaun! *holds up the half full bag of ice* *pants*

Desmond: ... what happened?

Altair: don't ask. *pants and puts the ice in a near by ice chest*

Bayek: uh, guys I think edward spiked the punch with rum again.

Malik: why do you say that?

Bayke: *points over to the punch bowl*

Liberty (Connor's Turkey assassin companion) was flapping his wings around like crazy trying to fly but only to land on his side or on his face and is wobbling around all over the place.

Malik: ... ALLAH DAMN IT EDWARD!

Edward: *helping Desmond with balloons* what!? I thought it might spice things up a bit for the pary.

Aya: but why did you spike the punch with rum specifically?

Edward: Only the best for my little sea captain grandson.

Malik: *face palm*

Achilles: so what about the cake?

Claudia: I'm sure we'll have time to quickly bake another, *runs over to the stair case* LEONARDO! ARE WE STILL CLEAR OF TIME!?

Leonardo: *calling from up stairs in the attic* Si! We're still clear! No sign of their return yet!

Claudia: Si, we have time.

Desmond: well we gotta make this quick then!

Bayke: how are the balloons Desmond?

Desmond: *filling a balloon with helium* it's going good. Uh, you sure you don't need help Edward?

Edward: Nah, not at all lad, *struggling to turn the nob of the helium tank* j-just gotta turn, the damn- *slips his grip and almost falls over* Ga! Stupid, damn, tank! *hits the tank*

The tank breaks and helium leaks out.

Edward: uh oh...

Everyone close by the helium tank starts in haling the helium and starts coughing.

Altair: *cough* (high pitch voice) damn it Edward you ghabi! Look at what you've done! *quickly covers his mouth* ...

Everyone: ...

Desmond: (high pitch voice) oh crap helium tank broke.

Jacob and Edward: ... *snickers and starts laughing in high pitch voices* HAHAHA!

Jacob: Altair you sound like a mouse that had to much to drink!

Edward: Ey lad!

Altair: *high pitch low growl* you all sound like a bunch of mice too novice!

Jacob: Ha! I do, don't I!

Edward: you sound like a high pitch dolphin lad! *laughs high pitch*

Alexios: (normal voice) Hey let me try! *runs over and breaths in the left over helium* Wow this is werid!

Maria: (Normal voice) as much as I like to hear the sound of rats, I think we should go back to focusing on getting Connor's party ready

Altair: *clears throat* Please let's. *glares at The three*

Jacob: I'll uh... get starts on the confetti! *runs up stairs*

Edward: ...and uh... I'll get the drinks ready! *runs off some where*

Alexios: *high pitch still* I'll uh, go see if Jacob needs help with the conffite. *walks over to where Jacob is*

Evie: *sighs* Maria do you need help setting up the snack table?

Maria: *nods* that would be of much help, thank you Evie.

Evie: no problem.

Jacob: Gang way!

Jacob and Alexios rolled out a large confetti cannon down the stairs and started filling it with confetti.

Desmond: since when did we own a confetti cannon!?

Jacob: since I asked Ezio to ask Leo to make one?

Desmond: ... the f@#$!?

Jacob: well he would never agree to make one if I asked him, but if Ezio asked him. Ha, the man would never refuse Ezio.

Alexios: yep!

Arno: oh mon Dieu! You guys why!?

Jacob: oh calm down Frenchy, not like it's gonna start a fire! Beside Connor's gonna love this!

Arno: and I wounder at times why Connor stopped hanging out with us... (whispers) (wish I had his guts to do the same)

Jacob: hey! He still hangs out with us at times.

Arno: Oui, when your not causing problems.

Alexios: will you relax, this won't cause any problems.

Evie: ok we got to have a rule for Leonardo to not agree on making such ridiculous requests like this.

Maria: agreed.

Aveline: *looking around for something*

Rebecca: you ok Aveline?

Aveline: ya I'm just looking for something I made for connor.

Rebecca: oh maybe I can help you find it. What did you make him?

Aveline: I made him a good luck bracelet for him to wear, it had two feathers on it and was made out of wooden beads.

Rebecca: I'm sure we can find it somewhere.

Nasir came by with silver (Connor's other companion silver back wolf) and Desmond the dog came around. Desmond (the dog) was barking and yipping happily around Jacob, Alexios, and the party cannon. Jacob and Alexios were distracted by Desmond tipping and barking that they didn't see Nasir sitting on the arm rest part of the couch investigating the strange cannon.

Jacob: come on Desmond the dog, knock it off! we got to set up the cannon right or-

Desmond the dog: *Barks* *grabs the remote from Jacob and runs to the other side of the room*

Jacob: HEY! DESMOND NO!

Desmond: *turns around* what!?

Jacob: oh not you Desmond, Desmond the dog, he-

Desmond the dog: *drops the remote and pushes the button*

Jacob: uh oh...

Everyone: 0_0

The Cannon went off and since the confetti wasn't completely separated properly a ball of compacted confetti bursted out the cannon landing into the kitchen and scaring the life out of Nasir. Nasir jumped onto Jacob's face trying to hide under his top hat while also clawing his face in the process. The ball of compacted confetti landed in the bowl of the fresh new batch of cake mix as Cladia was just about to place it I'm the oven not only getting cake mix on her, but on Achilles, Shaun, Evie, Aveline, Rebecca and Altair.

Achilles: ... ok that's it, I give up. *leaves the kitchen to go clean himself off*

Shaun: agreed *grabs a kitchen towel and cleans off his face*

Claudia: and there goes the last of the cake batter...

Aveline: *wipes a bit of the cake batter of her face and hives it a bit of a taste* hm, well I'll tell you this Claudia, the cake would have been amazing. *looks over by the counter and see the bracelet* oh! *grabs it* found it.

Altair: . . . jaCOB FRYYYYE!!!

Evie: oh bloody hell.

Jacob: AH! Altair- OUCH! GET YOUR CAT OFF ME! *trying to get Nasir off of him*

Altair: *wipes the cake batter off his face the best he can and runs over to Jacob* Nasir! no! Get off Jacob right now! *gently grabs Nasir of Jacob and hold him* you don't know where that man has been.

Jacob: *covered in cat scratches* Hey!

Leonardo: *yells from up stairs* THEIR ALMOST HERE!

Desmond: F@#$! We don't have time for this sh*t!

Everyone began to freak out and run about all over the living and kitchen only make more of a mess in the process.

Leonardo: *runs down stairs* everyone take place Their ba-... oh mio Dio...

Ezio and Connor where walking up to the hidden assassin home, with bags of stuff Shaun had asked them to get. The closer the two got to the house the more it was harder for Ezio to hide his smile anymore.

Connor: you seem to be in a good mood after finishing a long arena?

Ezio: hm? Oh, *clears throat* was I smiling? scusa I didn't realize.

Connor: uhm? Is there a reason for your sudden smile?

Ezio: well *chuckles* we were gonna wait till you came home, and that you are *unlocks and opens the door* Happy birthday Co- ...uh...

Ezio and Connor were welcomed home to the assassins all either taned up in streamers other were on the floor and were toppled over one another and some... were a mix of both, all but Leonardo who seemed equally confused as the two were.

Connor and Ezio: . . .

Jacob: *strung up to the ceiling with his sister in streamers* ...Happy Birthday Connor! *nervous smile*

Aveline: *tangled in streamers too* suprise...

Edward: *is strung upsidedown by his feet with Party streamers* *blows on a party blower*

Ezio and Connor: ...

Achilles: *comes down stairs* Are you guys almost- oh come on!

Just then they heard a small chuckle come from Connor. They all turned to face him as ge started chuckling and a bit of laughter.

Jacob: so... your not upset about the suprise party?

Connir: *Chuckling* mad? Why would I be mad? *snickers* I had a hunch something was up, and figured if it was something for my birthday, I was expecting it to end up something like this. Im honestly don't care for my birthday much anyway, but I'm happy you guys tried anyway, just to do something nice for me.

Leonardo: awe, your welcome acmico.

Edward: HAHA! That's my grandson!

Shaun: So, does that mean you'll help untangle us now?

Connor: ya, and I think I have a better idea on where I want to spen my birthday at.

That night they went to the bar Desmond worked at and had some food and drinks and Connor opened his gifts. Desmond said that he didn't mind the extra work hours -and erasing the camera footage- all was well, and Jacob got his face patched up as well.

Connor: *opens his gift from Edward* *is now holdings a small gold telescope* Wow, thanks grandfather.

Edward: Ey, Of course, this telescope use to be mine and I'm giving it to you now to take care of.

Connor: thanks again grandpa.

Edward: any time lad. *drinks his shot of rum*

Aveline: here's my gift to you Connor. *hands him the bracelet*

Connor: *takes the bracelet* You made this yourself Aveline?

Avelone: yep, that and this *kisses him on the check* that too.

Connor: O-Oh uh... Thank you, Aveline. -///-

The family laughted or chuckled at Connor's reaction. They were talking and hanging out and eating some food from the bar, till it was 1 in the morning.

Happy birthday

Ratonhnhaké:ton

Part 2?

Also yes I know it's late, I have been busy lately with testing 😔 it the final brain cell for me at this point.

Part 2?

It was now 3;37 at night, Connor was warm and snug in his bed asleep, Liberty and Silver were asleep by his bed, when suddenly something made a loud thunk sound at his window. Connor slowly woke up as another thunk came from his windowsill. He slowly sat up and rubbed his eyes wearing the bracelet that Aveline gave to him 3 hours ago at the bar, Connor looked over at his window and saw a small rock being thrown at his window. Unsure of who's doing this is and the reasoning behind it, he got up quietly to the window and looked down below to see someone leaving something at the front door and quickly make a dash out of the hidden hiding place of the assassin household. Connor was too exhausted to use his eagle vision to see who it was, and even if he did at this point, by the time he would have; the mysterious figure most likely would have already been gone by now. Debating in his tired mind whether he should go back to sleep and wait till morning or if he should take care of this now, and not have to worry about any of the others possibly getting jumped by whatever was left on their front door. He decided to check and see if it was just nothing, as he quietly and silently made his way through the hallway and down the stairs. He unlocked and opened the door to see that no one was there, but when he looked down, he saw a gift box on the ground.

Connor: hm? ... *picks up the box and takes a closer look at it*

The box was wrapped with wrapping paper and was neatly tied with a blue ribbon. Connor takes one last look around to see if the person was still around, but saw no one around, just cars moving past the hidden opening way.

Connor: ... *opens the box* huh!?

Inside the box was a miniature little wooden model of a ship. The ship had a small name carved on the back of it that read, Jackdaw. The name of his grandfather; Edward's ship. The ship seemed to be made from a similar color as the actual ship, or so he remembered from what Edward had told him. The sails seemed to be made from a soft, smooth cloth material.

Connor: What? ... who gave this to me? Hm?

At the bottom of the box was a small piece of paper. Putting the ship carefully on the ground, closely next to him he pulled out the piece of paper and read it quietly to himself as it read.

Connor: Happy Birthday son, Love Haythem...

Connor couldn't believe it, did his dad actually get him something for his birthday? And... did he made it himself? And how did he...

Connor: ... *looks down at the ship* ?

Connor put the box and note down for a moment and picked up the ship and saw something on the ship that he didn't notice beforehand, he saw three small familiar figures by the steering wheel of the ship as well as a small crank at the back of the ship.

Connor: ... *cranks the handle a bit before releasing it*

Connor made a quiet gasp as the ship began to play music and it wasn't playing just any music. It was playing low lands, a sea shanty that Connor has heard his grandfather sing to him before, Edward told Connor how he would sing it to Haythem and his half-sister as a child and now he sings to him and the rest family.

From afar Haythem watched as his son opened the box and pull out the little wooden ship.

Haythem: ...

Shay: did he open it?

Haytham: he opened it, he seems to be inspecting it now... what if he doesn't like it?

Shay: Oh I'm sure he'll love it sir, he is your son after all.

Haytham: yes well, we haven't exactly... seen eye to eye in many cases...

Shay: Well I'm sure he will spare you the trouble just this once.

Haythem: I do hope so...

Then faint music begins to play from the hidden passageway as both Haythem and Shay take a glance over to see Connor listening to the little ship's music. Haythem was surprised when he saw his son, smiling at the little ship and faintly hearing him hum along to the song that played.

Shay: see sir, he loves your gift.

Haythem: I guess you were right after all Shay.

Shay: of course master Kenway.

Haythem: and thanks again for agreeing to come out this late at night with me just to do this. I know it was rather impolite of me to drag you along with me, let alone at the risk of us getting caught by the other Templars.

Shay: of course sir, we've been through so much already. I couldn't possibly let you go alone at high risk such as this.

Haythem: I'm glad to have a good friend like you Shay.

Shay: of course, as well as having a son like yours of course. Now we best be off now before the other templars find out we gone and suck off without the permission of a modern Templar.

Shay began to walk towards the end of the block, Haythem was about to follow but took one last glance over at his son, as the song was coming to an end Connor noticed his father watching him from afar. Connor gave a small smile to him.

Connor: ... Thank you... Father.

Haytham: ...Happy Birthday, son.

Happy Birthday Ratonhnhaké:ton Kenway 🍰

The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 3

After Malik and Leonardo had eaten, they wandered around the streets of New York, looking through different stores and places they never really had time to stop by too, they even had some time to stop by the park. Leonardo drew some of the animals there while Malik rested on a bench to take a breather. Soon the sun began to set and soon it was time for them to start walking back when a large man bumped into Leonardo.

Man: Hey watch where you’re going!

Leonardo: O-Oh apologize signor I-I didn’t-

Man: *grabs Leonard by the collar of his shirt* YA I BET YOUR SORRY! WHY DON’T YOU GO-

Malik: HEY! Leave my friend alone you al'abalah (idiot).

Man: and what are you gonna do about it cripple!

Malik: ah yes cripple, like I haven’t heard that one before.

Man: WHAT ARE YOU A SMART@$$?!

Malik: if I’m a smart@$$ does this make you the dumb@$$?

Man: *drops Leonardo*

Leonardo: *lands on the concrete sidewalk* Oof!

Man: YOU WANA GO-

Malik: *grabs man by the collar of his shirt and pulls him down* OK LISTEN HERE YOU qiteat min alqarf IF I SEE YOU HERASING MY FRIEND AGAIN, I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL SHIP YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN WITH NOTHING BUT THE TOP HALF OF YOUR BODY AND NOTHING BUT A STRAW TO BREATH THROUGH FOR OXYGEN!!!

Leonardo: O_O

Man: ...

Malik: >=/ ...

Man: ... fine...

Malik: *let’s him go*

Man: *speed walks off*

Malik: tch! @$$hole. *looks over to Leonardo* you ok? *offers a hand*

Leonardo: si, I’m alright, thank you Malik. *grabs his hand and pulls himself up*

Malik: it’s no trouble Leonardo. *grins*

The two continued on their walk back home and threw half of their walk Malik kept that same grin on his face. To Leonardo, this was greatly concerning.

Leonardo: what?

Malik: nothing *still grinning*

Leonardo: ... *chuckles* ok wise guy what is this about?

Malik: if we are still on the topic of mental weaknesses, I think I might have found what yours is.

Leonardo: oh? And what would that be?

Malik: you, my friend, are too soft Da Vinci.

Leonardo: Oh come now, surely I'm not that soft.

Malik: Oh yes you are. You always put other people’s problems before your own. When conflict erupts in the house you are mostly silent about it, depending on the manner, I'll give you that. And when someone breaks something of yours, for example, like how Jacob keeps on breaking his hidden blade as of late. You always say the same old thing with the same old smile with- and I quote “Oh don’t worry about it, I don’t mind fixing it, really.” When I can tell you're getting tired of it.

Leonardo: first of all, when conflict erupts in the house I only stay out of it because a large percentage of the time they’re physical conflicts. I mean just last week when there was a conflict in the house they brought kitchen knives into the mix. Kitchen knives Malik!

Malik: ya that was not a good day for Shaun to have brought home new kitchen supplies that day.

Leonardo: Si. Secondly, I don't mind at all fix your gear. I really don't, I enjoy working on them.

Malik: uh-huh, well either way my point still stands, you are too soft da Vinci.

Leonardo: hm... I have proposal.

Malik: and what do you prose?

Leonardo: What if I helped you with learning to let go and you teach me how to grow a spine in return, deal? *reaches his head out*

Malik: ... *sighs* Alright, deal.

The two shake hands, once they parted a man where black running at full speed came running from behind Malik and ran into him causing Malik to lose his balance and fall on his end, as the guy in black continued off running.

Leonardo: MALIK ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: Grr... I’m fine.

Leonardo: *helps Malik up*

Malik: WATCH IT, NADHIL!!!

The man keeps running down the other end of the street.

Leonardo: hm... I wonder what that was all about?

Malik: I don’t know and I don’t care. Come on, we’re at the secret opening of the house anyway. *shuffles through his pocket for the keys* So let’s just... 0_0💧

Leonardo: ... Malik?

Malik: ...

Leonardo: Is everything all-

Malik: The drive is gone...

Leonardo: O_O ... the wha-

Malik: THE DRIVE IS GONE!!!

Leonardo: CHE COSA?!

Malik: *shuffls threw his pocket aggressively* IT’S NOT HERE!!!

Leonardo: okay! Let’s not panic... uh... maybe you left it at Mike’s cafe?

Malik: impossible, I double checked my pocket to see if it was still in my pocket and last I checked. It was!

Leonardo: Well then maybe you left it-

Malik: Leonardo I double checked my pocket everytime we left or went somewhere just to make sure it was there and as you can see... IT’S NOT!

Leonardo: *jumps a little* Ok, ok, well where else would... it... have...

Malik: ...

They turn in the direction where the man in black was running and watched as he got into a van and on the back of this van there was a bumper sticker on it that said Abstergo industries on it. The van then proceeded to drive away in a flash as the two assassins were left just standing in paleness.

Malik and Leonardo: 😨

The two then turn to face each other.

Malik and Leonardo: TEMPLAAAAARS!!!

Meanwhile inside. The assassins decided to watch some of the T.V shows that Desmond had shown them, this one, in particular, was their favorite cause they made it into a game of their very own.

Game show host: ok, we asked a survey, what items would you bring on a deserted island?

Jacob: A PLANE!

Evie: what is a machete.

Player: *presses button* what is a machete.

*Ding* *Ding*

Jacob: bloody hell!

Game show host: Good work. What is the most common outfit trend, do people prefer to wear.

Jacob: OH! WHAT IS UH... TOP HATS!Aya: what is T-shirt.

Player: What is T-shirt.

*Ding* *Ding*

Game show host: Correct!

Jacob: DAMN IT!

Evie: You can’t even get that right! This is the modern era Jacob not the-

Both Leonardo and Malik rush into the house screaming their heads off as Malik goes running upstairs and Leonardo went to go grab one of the van keys.

Jacob: Bloody hell! what the matter with you two!

Leonardo: TEMPLARS STOLE THE HARD DRIVE!!! AND NOW WE HAVE TO HURRY TO GET IT BACK!!!

Everyone: WAHT!?

Achilles: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOSE IT!

Leonardo: We didn't! It was stolen!

Kassandra: You need any help!?

Malik: *comes back down stairs with his robotic prosthetic arm on and his gear* no! We'll take care of the matter ourselves. We lost it, we have to return it.

Maria: do be careful!

Leonardo: we will!

The two-run to the Large garage where three vans used to be now there were two vans, Desmond's motorcycle, and Shaun's car.

Malik: Quick Leonardo hand me the Keys!

Leonardo: *Hands Malik the keys and opens the garage door*

Malik: *Unlocking the van* QUICK GET IN!

They both get in the van and buckled their seatbelts and began speeding off in the direction the other vehicle had driven off too. It was now nighttime.

Malik: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT! WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THEM-

Leonardo: MALIK! *points to the right* OVER THERE!

Malik: *looks in the direction*

They both saw the Abstergo van driving alongside a different street close by.

Malik: ... Hold on tight Leonardo! *swerves the car towards the Abstergo vehicle*

Leonardo: *is tightly holding onto the car door and his seat*

The Abstergo van was driven at a normal pass, with the two templars inside the van.

Templar: *talking into an earpiece* We got the drive back.

???: Good, return it to us at once and as soon as possible and are You sure your not being followed?

Templar: I assure you boss, we got in and out as quick as lightning.

Templar 2: I bet they didn't even see us coming- ... uh oh *adjusted the review mirror* Uh, we got company.

Templar: *takes a look*

In the review Mirror was Malik and Leonardo speeding behind them.

Templar: SH*T!

???: What!? What's going!?

Templar: it's nothing to worry about, but uh... we might be a little late. Gotta go.

???: WAIT DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON-

The templar diving hung up the call and began speeding down a narrow road. Malik made a swift turn and followed them.

Leonardo: Malik may I suggest that your drive a little less like Altair is when we are in the middle of a car chase!

Malik: Oh please! My driving skills when comes to car chases are nowhere near as dangerous and disoriented as his! *speeds up on the gas*

The assassin van collides with the back end of the Abstergo van.

Templar 2: SH*T THEIR GONNA OFF ROAD US!

Templar: YOU DON'T THINK I SEE THAT!

Malik ramed the van into backside of the van, but the Abstergo van was still holding on.

Malik: HANG ON TIGHT LEONARDO!

Leonardo: YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE!

Malik moved the van a bit to the right then increased the speed of the van. Soon both vans were neck and neck.

Malik: *rolls down his window* HEY!

Templar 1 and 2: * quickly turn their gaze to the right*

Malik rammed the van into the other causing the Abstergo van to be pushed completely off the road and onto a dirt ground before tumbling down a 5-foot long nonvertical slop before their van hit the ground laying sideways with a crash. They crashed into a canal area, any inches closer, the Abstergo van would have fallen in.

Templar: *kicks open the remaining van door off* *cough* *cough* DAMN IT!

The templar helped the other one out the sideways van and they both stood there as they watched the assassin van make a screeching stop at the top. Malik and Leonardo got if out of the van and carefully slide down the slope to the two Templars. Leonardo stood next to Malik but Malik stood a few inches forward just in case.

Malik: *holds out his metal arm out like iron-man making a small barely audible click of a gun* Don't move! We got you right where we want you thieves!

Leonardo: Please, all we want is the drive back. We don't want any trouble.

Malik: *rolls his eye*

Templar: *lifts his hands in the air* look, your friend has a point, we don't want any trouble either. Please spear us, surely we can come to a reasonable conclusion.

Malik: yes, so give us the drive back and we might consider spearing your lives!

Templar 2: *is a little shaky*

Templar: very well then. However it seems we have lost it somewhere in the van, and as you can see *gestures to the tipped-over van* it's a little tipped over at the moment. So, mind giving us a hand?

Malik: *glares with distrust at the Templars* ... Leo.

Leonardo: Si?

Templar: (just as I suspected it to be.)

Malik: mind getting the drive from the tipped van please?

Leonardo: huh!?

Malik: la taqaliq , sadaqni. ln yatluquu ealayk alnaar ya lywnardw. (don't worry, trust me. They won't shoot you Leonardo) So Leo, will you please go get it?

Leonardo: ... *nods* Mhm. *speed walks over to the van and searches it*

Templar: *has a small smug grin on his face*

Malik: *still holding up his metal arm in distrust* ... I'm warning you two!

Templar 2: *jumps a bit and is sweating a little*

Templar: easy my friend, we have nothing to hide.

Leonardo: *searching the van* come on... it must be here some- oh! *Hops out the van opening and runs over to Malik holding the still sealed drive in the plastic baggie* I found amico!

Templar: *pulls out the gun* thanks for the help *aims it at Leonardo and clicks the gun* signore Da Vinci.

Leonardo: *gasps And jumps back*

Malik: NO! *quickly rushes over to Leonardo and pushes him out the way*

Templar: *shoots Mailk*

Malik: GA- *Lands on the ground with a thud*

Malik hit the dirt ground and Leonardo landed on his back, still tightly holding the sealed drive in his hand he quickly scurries up and crawls over to Mailk.

Leonardo: MALIK! ARE YOU OK?!

Malik: *heavy grunts* I'm ok... he got my metal arm.

The metal are had a small dent in it and the was bullet stuck in the metal.

Malik: shukraan ribika. (thank you rebecca.)

Templar: *has his gun pointed at Malik* MAT! GRAB THE DRIVE FROM DA VINCI!

MAT: *a little shaken up* I-I-

Templar: Oh calm down! Everyone knows that Leonardo Da Vinci is a pacifist! He won't bite!

Mat: ... o-ok Grey. *walks toward Leonardo* h-hand over the drive!

Leonardo: *is just as shaken up as Mat*

Leonardo holds the drive tightly to his chest. He wasn't going to give it up.

Grey: DO IT! OR I'M PUTTING A BULLET IN THE ASSASSIN'S LEGENDARY RIGHT HAND MAN! And it an't going into his metal arm this time!

Leonardo: (what am I going to do!?)

Malik: don't do it Leonardo! Run! Run back to the Van and back to the others! Leave me! My impact on history is not as important as the one you are going to fill! Run!

Grey: HA! Like he would leave a helps bird to die alone! He's to passive to do such thing! Even if he did, it be more fun for us to torture you back in Abstergo labs! I bet the boss would love to poke around your DNA and memories for the pieces of Eden.

Leonardo: *looks back and forth at Malik and Grey in a panic motion*

It was then at the corner of his eye he saw the canal. The canal was full with dirty city water that drained from the street of all it's last weeks rain water that flooded the streets in a 3 inch puddle.

Leonardo: (I'm most likely going to regret this)

Grey: we can't wait any longer! Mat just grab it from him!

Mat: *jumps a little* y-yes Grey! *is about to snatch the sealed drive away*

Leonardo leaps back a bit, grabbing Malik and then quickly standing up.

Leonardo: hold your breath Malik!

Malik: Leonardo what are yOU- DOING!?

Leonardo with the drive hight in hand he leaped into the Canal, but not before hearing a gun shot go off behind them, then hearing a loud splash as they jumped into the canal waters. The sound of only rushing water filled their ears as they tried to kick and swim to the surface. The two gasped as they breached the surface and were quickly swept away up stream and about to go under an overpass.

Grey: damn it their getting away! *aims his gun is getting ready to shoot*

Mat: GREY STOP! *Grabs Grey's arms and moves them upward*

Grey shot the gun and the bullet hit the concrete overpass as the two in the canal were swept away under it.

Grey: DAMN IT! *pulls his hands away from Mat* THEY GOT AWAY WITH THE DRIVE! DAMN IT MAT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

Mat: *moves back, shacking* I... I... I didn't... I didn't want you to accidentally hit Leonardo Da Vinci. Y-Ya w-what if you had hit him instead of Malik? And it was to hit something vital! R-Rember what could happen if that was to happen, history as we know it could be totally erased! A-and h-he can be useful too!

Grey: ... *sighs* your right... I'm sorry I snapped at ya Mat.

Mat: your good brother.

Grey: no... no it's not... *sighs* you really need to learn to take initiative sometimes, ok?

Mat: *nods* yes brother.

Grey: guess we better come up with an excuse to tell Oliver, huh?

???: oh he already knows ragazzi.

Mat and Grey: 0_0💧

Malik and Leonardo struggle to keep their heads above the water as the canal slowly swept the two to the other side, there the water quickly became calm.

Malik: *cough* *cough* Leonardo! Are you ok!?

Leonardo: *gasp* Si! I'm ok!

Malik: where's the drive!?

Leonardo: *pulls his hand out the water with the drive in the plastic baggie* right here Amico!

Malik: HAHA! Excellent work Da Vinci! And quick thinking too.

Leonardo: *light blush of flattery* *chuckles* Thanks amico.

Malik: so where does this stream take us?

Leonardo: oh, that depends. What day is it?

Malik: Tuesday, why?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: Leonardo?

Leonardo: ...

Malik: ... Leo, where is the canal-

Leonardo: the open ocean...

Malik: O_O ... WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

The sound of falling water in the distance starts to fill the quite air. The two glanced behind them to see a rushing waterfall coming closer and closer into view.

Malik and Leonardo: ... AAAAAAHHH!!!

Malik grabs Leonardo by the wrist with his metal arm and starts trying to swim in the opposite flow of the currant.

Leonardo: Malik wait! WE HAVE TOO- WATCH OUT!

A large log crashed in to Malik from the side causing him to go dizzy and unable to swim properly. His movements were to weak and began to Let go of Leonardo's wrist.

Leonardo: MALIK! *sees a near by plastic bag*

Leonardo grabs the plastic bag and ties the bag quickly around his wrist and Malik's right organic wrist. Leonardo then prepared himself as he got into possession to face the waterfall that was now a goit away from the two.

Leonardo: HOLD YOUR BREATH AND COVER YOUR FACE MALIK! *does that*

Malik: huh? What- OH NO! *Quickly holds his breath*

They begin descending down out of New York's concrete walls and down into the deep blue ocean. Once the two resurfaced they began to try and keep their heads above the water but struggled with the battling tides.

Leonardo: MALIK! I- I CAN'T-

Malik: HANG IN THERE LEONARDO I'LL- *gets hit with a heavy wave and is now unconscious*

Leonardo: MALIK! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP US! CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!? PLEASE- ... oh mio Dio... please help us...

A gaint wave swallowed the two whole as Leonardo soon passed out from exhaustion and the cold ocean water.

FINALLY I FINISHED MAKING EPISODE 3! Well I hope you enjoyed it, I know it was super long, but hey. Worth it 😎👌 also stay tuned for the next episode.

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Random Assassin's creed headcannon time

Altair: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT! *smacks Jacob on the head with his own top hat repeatedly*

Jacob: OUCH! OW! OUCH! CAN YOU STOP- OUCH! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

Leonardo: *looking under the couch* He's not here.

Evie: *looking around in the kitchen* not here either.

Bayek and Aya: *comes out the laundry room*

Bayek: he's not in the laundry room.

Senu: *flys into the room*

Bayek: any luck Senu?

Senu: *shakes his head no*

Altair: *smacks the top hat harder onto Jacob's head* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLAPED MY CAT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOE!

The whole assassin family was scattered around the house for Altair's pet kitten Nasir.

Shaun: a flip flop to be more precise-

Altair: SHUT THE HELL UP SHAUN OR YOUR NEXT!

Shaun: ... geez, I'm trying to help you find your cat.

Maria: well he couldn't have gone far.

Desmond: I checked my room and some of the others, not there.

Kassandra: not in the attic.

Altair: JACOB YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE SLAPPED MY CAT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR ALL I KNOW!

Jacob: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I WAS AIMING FOR ALEXIOS! AND THAT DUM-

Altair: *slowly pulls out a knife*

Jacob: mmmm- smart cat...

Altair: *slowly puts the knife away*

Jacob: *sighs* and Nasir just so happens to be behind Alexios at the time! Then I swear I saw him run under the couch!

Altair: WELL HE CLEARLY ISN'T!

Alexios: We checked the whole house.

Ezio: no luck.

Connor: *in Altair's room* I really shouldn't be in here... but we gotta check every so... *opens Altair's closet* ...oh.

Altair: YOU GHABI! YOU SLAPED MY LITTLE KITTEN TO ALLAH KNOWS WHERE!

Jacob: IT WAS ALEXIOS FAULT!

Alexios: HOW IS IT MY FAULT!

Jacob: YOU PROVOKED ME TO THROW THE BLOODY CHANCLA AT THE CAT!

Alexios: I DIDN'T DO SH*T! YOU THREW THE DAMN THING AT THE CAT!

Altair: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I SWEAR I'LL SKIN YOU BOTH ALIV-

Connor: Hey you guys might wanna come up here a sec.

Everyone: ...

They head up stairs to Altair's room, where they were looking at a poor terrified little Nasir in the closet hanging on for dear life onto the red sash of one of Altair's robes.

Connor: I found him hiding in the closet like this. When I tried to pick him up he uh... refused to let go of the robes.

Altair: Nasir! *gently and carefully removes Nasir from the sash and holds him* Nasir; are you ok?

Nasir: *a little shakey* Mow~

Altair: *sighs* poor little one.

Jacob: ... does this mean I'm-

Altair: no. In fact your cleaning Nasir's litterbox for the next week Frye.

Jacob: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Alexios: Ha!

Altair: you too Alexios.

Alexios: like hell I am! I'm older then your @$$ I don't need to listen too you!

Kassandra: then how about me brother.

Alexios: Sister, come on~ your not really going to agree along side him.

Kassandra: he maybe of the lower power by a few centuries down, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you had part in this.

Aya: remember how the leadership in this house and outside works Alexios.

Kassandra: me, Bayek and Aya, Altair, William, and Desmond at times are the ones who have any say around here.

Alexios: AND YOUR LEAVING ME OUT!?!?

Kassandra: for good reasons yes. I'm sorry brother.

Alexios: ... I feel betrayed.

Later that week

Jacob and Alexios: *cleaning the litterbox*

Jacob: ... this sucks, I already have a dog to take care of why am I cleaning up after a cat!

Alexios: ... hey Jacob?

Jacob: hm?

Alexios: why does Altair have a cat? Where'd he even get the small furball from?

Jacob: you really don't remember?

Man it's been a while!

Yes I live! Real world has been busy and I've been also kind of procrastinating a bit. Yes! The epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo will continue! My computer is broken and the thing for the Tumblr page is broken for the 3rd episode so, stay tuned for that, also a new story is coming up called

The story of Nasir the cat

I'm really excited for that one, cause it tells the story of how Altair met Nasir in the first place. So stay tuned for that.

Hope you guys are healthy and well, stay tuned and to see more assassin's creed stuff as well as some more artwork stuff too

Altair Lbn-La'Ahad

... and that's it there's nothing else to it, I just doodled in class and I thought it was good

Man it's been forever since I did traditional drawing!

Dang I'm so lazy that I didn't do anything for the October month on my tumblr page, so you know what heres an assassin lost in modern ages AU (yes that's what I'm calling my AC headcannons now) this is also a bigbang reference as well cause I thought this scene was funny.

Enjoy =)

It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.

It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.

And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.

Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!

The house seems to be dark and Empty.

Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*

The lights don't turn on.

Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*

After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.

Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: ...

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*

The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.

Shaun: ...

There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.

Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.

Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~

Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*

The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls

Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.

The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun

Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.

Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*

The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.

Jacob:HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!

Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.

Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!

They walk into Shaun's room.

Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-

As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.

Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.

Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.

Rebecca: he's probably right.

Desmond: we can't beat him.

Jacob: he's just to smart.

Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*

Altair: ...

Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*

Jacob: HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: HAHA!

Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*

Desmond: ok who had money on faints!

Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!

Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.

I know it's a day late but still happy Halloween everyone I hope you guys stayed safe and healthy this year, hope to do something better then a headcanon next year but for now enjoy Desmond, Jacob, Altair and rebecca's Halloween prank on Shaun.

Among us creed

Crossover of AC and Among us

Your welcome world 😎

(Click Image to see better quality cause Tumblr be like that sometimes)

Jacob: so Desmond I heard we were going on a trip for our next mission.

Desmond: ya.

Jacob: so we going by Train-

Desmond: no.

Jacob: ...why?

Desmond: you know very well why we're not going by train!

Jacob: uh... the same reason why we don't go by boat?

Desmond: ... ok half the reason.

Hehe! ALTAIR'S HIDEN BLADE IS NOW MIIIINE!!!

Altair: ... hm? Maria, have you seen my hiden blade anywhere, I can't find it?

Totally worth it!

Altair: *reading in the living room*

*the circle of life from the lion king starts playing faintly from the kitchen*

Altair: ... what the hell? *gets up and head towards the kitchen*

Altair: what is going on- !

Jacob: *standing on top of the sink hold Nasir over head like he was presenting him*

Edward: *holding up his phone on max volume playing the circle of life*

Nasir: -_- *has some ketchup on his forehead*

Altair: what are you doing with my cat?

Edward and Jacob: O_O ...

Jacob: ... its the circle of life.

Altair: ... *facepalm*

Jacob: hey shaun I found the perfect nickname for you!

Shaun: do I even want to know what is?

Jacob: trust me you like it better then the old one *clears throat* ...

Shaun Mcloughlin!

Shaun: ... have you been watching jack-

Jacob: I have indeed been watch jacksepticeye meme time... hey

Shaun: what?

Jacob: nice glock 👉😎👉

Shaun: *face palms*

Altair: *rings bell of funny* 🔔

✌ Yo got two new bois in a day 😆😎

I say this event was a success!

... I have no explanation for this...

I REGRET NOTHING!

Leonardo da Vinci from AC as Charles Calvin from The Henry Stickmin collection

I don't know why, but I can see them becoming good friends, Charles and Leonardo making plans for henry and Ezio =D

THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAAAAN!!!

Jacob and his Rooks rob a corner store 💰🦅

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And now the headcannon that no asked for...

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair is sitting by the fire place with book in hand and his hot coffee next to him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Oh. Well would you look at that, if your reading this that means you actually like reading this garbage... so I guess you came here for more advice from me. *takes a sip of coffee*

Altair: ok well my advice for you today is. . . Drink f**king water... oh what you didn't think I'd catch you drinking 20 cans of Bing and mountain dew cause your probably gaming right now or just looking threw your computer.

Altair: so get up and get yourself a bottle of water! I don't give a f**k if the fridge is to far away for you to reach, YOU NEED TO ALWAYS STAY HYDRATED!!! THE F**KING OWNER OF THIS HEADCANON PAGE LIVES ON THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH AND YET SHE STILL NEEDS TO BE REMINDED TO DRINK WATER!!!

Moonlight: ya it's true guys, even I need to start taking Altair's advice every so often.

Altair: F**KING DRINK WATER MOON!!!

Moonlight: 😶💧 *nervously drinks water*

Altair: good... now get the f**k out.

Moonlight: *leaves post*

Altair: *looks back at reader* DRINK F**KING WATER!!! IT'S 100° OUTSIDE EVEN IF YOUR INDOORS YOU NEED F**KING WATER TO LIVE!!!! TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOURSELF! YOUR A BEAUTIFUL PERSON WHO NEEDS TO BE TAKEN CARE OF B****!!!

Altair: ... and once again that's all the time we have for today on advice from me, tune in next time for more advice.

This has been . . .

Advice from Altaïr

YAY MORE SH*T THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR!!!

but for real I hope you take good old Altair's advice. I know I sure need to 😓

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 2

The next day had come, Malik stretched his arm out and yawned, slowly opening his eyes he took a look at his clock and saw it was 6;31 in the morning. Malik got up and got dressed in his regular clothes and ready for the day. Before making his way out of his room he grabbed the drive off of his night stand and put in his pocket.

He started walking downstairs and was greeted with Achilles, Leonardo, Evie, Bayek, Aya, kassandra, Maria, Henry and Arno already awake and eating breakfast at the table and just as Shuan said, Altair, Ezio, Connor, Desmond, Rebecca and Shaun were no where to be found.

Malik: I see that Jacob, Edward, and Alexios are once again sleeping in till 10 again, not surprising.

Evie: *sigh* that's my brother.

Henry: sounds like Jacob. *Pat's evie on the back*

Leonardo: Claudia should be up by 8 soon. Oh! and Malik, before I forget Shaun says William will be here to pick up the drive in a week from now.

Malik: good, so that just leaves us plenty of time to relax.

Maria: you still have the drive with you Malik?

Malik: *pulls drive out of his pocket and held it up for the group* yep.

Achilles: good, don't loose it, or else Shaun's gonna loose it.

Malik: trust me Achilles, I won't loose it. Unlike Jacob, I take care my things.

Leonardo: well just to be safe I recommend putting in this. *pulls out a small plastic baggie*

Malik: plastic?

Leonardo: it's a zip-lock bag, I hear people use them to keep food items in them, but they also can be used to keep electronics from potentially get wet.

Malik: I doubt I will be anywhere near water today, but I guess better safe then sorry.

Leonardo handed Malik the zip-lock bag and Malik placed the drive in the plastic bag then sealed it up.

Malik: there that should keep it from possible water damage.

A couple of hours had gone by, it was 12:45 now and everyone had been doing there own thing, Jacob was playing video games on the living room T.V with Alexios and Arno on the floor. Edward was talk to Achilles at the table about how ships have changed so much over the years, Maria sat on the couch petting little Nasir behind the ears, Aya, bayek, Evie and Henry were talking about the creed, Leonardo was paint a portrait of Senu, as he sat on Bayek's shoulder and Malik was read on the couch.

Jacob: I'm gonna beat you Arno!

Arno: you said that last round and I completely decimated the two of you!

Alexios: no way! I'm going to win this time!

The three assassin continuously smashed the button on there controller as it was get to final bit.

Jacob: YES! NO! YES! NO WAIT! STOOOOP!!!!

Arno and Alexios: SHUT UP JACOB!

Jacob: >=[ ... 💡! BLOODY HELL WHATS THAT OVER THERE!!!

Alexios: *turns to his head to his left* WHERE?!?!

Arno: you idiot! He trying to distract-

Jacob: *throws a near by book at Arno then one of his sweaty socks at Alexios* HAHA!

Arno: *gets hit in the face* Ouch! Jacob you enfoiré, (you bastard)!!!

Alexios: GROSS IS THIS ONE OF YOUR SOCKS!!!

Jacob: Fresh off the foot too!

Alexios: *grimaces* 🤢 hUu GROSS JACOB!!!

Jacob: Haha!!!

Game: player 1 wins!!!

Jacob: WOOW! SUCK IT YOU TWO I WIN!

Arno: JACOB YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!

Alexios: YOU DIDN'T WIN SH*T!!!

Jacob: HAHA!! THE GAME SAYS OTHER WISE WOOOOW!!! *stands up quickly in victory and accidentally threw his controller behind him*

Malik: *gets hit in the face with the controller* OUCH! JACOB!

Jacob: uh oh... sorry Malik...

Malik: *does a hard sigh, gets up and closing his book*

Maria: where are you going?

Malik: out. *walks up stairs*

Jacob: out? where?

Malik: anywhere but here.

Leonardo: oh Malik!

Malik: what?

Leonardo: if you are planning on going out, mind if I tag along? I'm not aloud to leave the house unless I'm accompanied by one of you.

Malik: I don't care if you do or don't, as long as you aren't Jacob then I'm fine with it.

Jacob: HEY!

Evie: he has a point Jacob.

Malik and Leonardo head up stairs to change into their modern wear. Malik wore a white t-shirt, a black jacket that had the left sleeve pinned up, dark grey pants and black shoes. Leonardo wore a cactus green thin sweater shirt, a thin light brown coat, blue jeans, brown shoes, a thin red silk scarf and his red beret. Malik grabbed his black leather wallet and his phone that Shaun, Rebecca, and Desmond had given him and the others, placing them in his back pocket along with the drive.

Leonardo grabbed his satchel and placed his sketch book and drawing things into the bag as well as his wallet and phone. The two head-out the front door and began walking the down town streets of New York. There was silence between the two for a bit before Leonardo broke the silence.

Leonardo: wow, New York. You know I hardly ever get to see this place.

Malik: remind me again why you can't leave the house exactly?

Leonardo: well since I play an important key role in history, I'm not aloud to leave the house with out one of the assassins to accompany me out in the streets for my safety.

Malik: ya (oh)... right... well it must be nice finally getting out right?

Leonardo: Si, it is quite nice out today. *smiles*

Malik: ... *sigh*

Leonardo: what?

Malik: it's nothing.

Leonardo: that heavy sigh didn't sound like nothing.

Malik: it's just... how are you so incredibly positive all the time?! Always smiling everywhere you go, always seeing the light side of things?!

Leonardo: ... is this about Jacob throwing the-

Malik: NO! NO ITS NOT! It’s just, why are you so... happy, all the time.

Leonardo: Oh well, I just always keep a positive mindset.

Malik: Tch! You do know that this world isn't always sunshine and rainbows you know.

Leonardo: I am aware, I've seen it and I've experienced it on multiple occasions, but I just always think positively on things. There is always a light somewhere at the end of the dark tunnel right?

Malik: oh please this world just loves to screw with us, if anything its annoying and irritating.

Leonardo: hm... *imitates Malik's sigh*

Malik: what?

Leonardo: nothing.

Malik: ok what do you want alhimar aldhaki (smart @$$)?

Leonardo: well I just don't understand how you can see the world in such darkness. I can understand if its because of *looks at Malik's missing arm* ... personal reasons... but you seem to have forgave and forgot-

Malik: I didn't forget... I only forgave...

Leonardo: hm... I think I see your problem Malik, you forgive, but you hurt cause you don't forget. You need to learn to let go.

Malik: ... I try... its... harder then what it seems...

Leonardo: it can be tough, but there's always hope. There will always be that spark of light in life, you know. PMA!

Malik: P.M.A?

Leonardo: Positive Mental Attitude!

Malik: ... where did you learn this from?

Leonardo: from an Irish man on the internet. Desmond introduced me to his channel he does gaming videos. For someone who yells a lot in his videos, he seems to be quite an expert on positive mental health.

Malik: which tuber did you say he was?

Leonardo: the one with the green eye named Sam.

Malik: oh that one.

The two chatted for a bit till they reached a cafe. The everyone in the assassin's household were quite fumiler with this cafe and would frequently visited it cause of how close it was and the food they had there was amazing.

Leonardo: shall we stop here for some food?

Malik: sure why not.

They entered the small cafe and saw a guy in a zipped up brow puffy coat with all kinds of pins pinned around the front of it, he wore saggy jeans and had shaggy brown, shoulder length hair, as well as have brown eyes and a goatee similar to Malik's but a length longer, behind the counter.

Cafe guy: well if it isn't my two amigos! Leo, Malik, how you two dudes been?

Leonardo: saluti (greetings) Michael!

Malik: marhabaan (hello) Mike.

Michael: so what can I get for you dudes today.

Malik: Hm... I'll have latte, no soy, and half a foot sub.

Michael: alright the usual latte, no soy and a sub got ya. Alright and what about you Leo? The usual vegetarian salad?

Leonardo: yes please, and can I have cappuccino as well please.

Michael: alright then, you got Leo.

So after sometime of wait the two received their food and drinks they took a seat inside and began eating and talking, unaware of two people watching them from a far.

End of episode 2

Tune in till next time to see who these to mysterious people are ✌

Sorry if this was a little short 😓

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Remember to keep a positive mental attitude

Jacob: dude, how do you sleep with your closet door opean, aren't you afraid a demon could be watching you?!

Altair: *murder smile* Haha, Jacob you fool, you absolute SWINE! I'M the one watching the DEMON!

At night

Demon:...

Altair: *staring intensely at the closet demon* ...

Demon: ... can you not...

Altair: No you asked for this motherf@#$er!

And now a special AC headcannon:

Advice from Altaïr

(Advice from Altaïr)

Altair was sitting on a comfy chair by the fire place, reading a book while drinking warm coffee by him.

Altair: *looks up at the reader* Hi, my name is Altair Lbn-La'Ahad and Welcome to Advice from me, Altair.

Altair: *takes a sip of his coffee* so, something tells me you didn't just scroll threw hundreds of other AC headcannons just to get to me... your probably here for images of Jacob without his shirt on or some of my other family tree memebers with out their shirts don't who know what....

Altair: so let's just make this quick... *clears throught* my advice for you is... WEAR. A. F***KING! MASK!!!!

Altair: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING!!! YOUR GONNA GET PEOPLE SICK!!! *puts on a black mask with a white Syrian assassin's creed logo on it*

Altair: TO ALL THE KARENS OUT! WEAR A F***ING MASK!!! YOUR KILLING MORE PEOPLE THEN RANTING ABOUT MASK KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Altair: OH IM SORRY THAT THE MASK IS UNCOMFORTABLE! KAREN!!! BUT SOME OF US ARE TRYING!! TO STAY SAFE! THAT WAY WE CAN GET THIS WHOLE LOCK DOWN THING OVER WITH AND DONE SO WE CAN HAVE OUR OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES AGAIN!!!

Altair: *pants* *pants* *clears throat* ... that's all the time I have for you today, tune in next week where I give you advice about how to deal with Karens.

And this has been:

Advice with Altaïr

(Advice with Altaïr)

So ya I decided to make this a thing now... so ya, each week I'll post an Advice with Altaïr on here, cause I think everyone needs a bit of slice of life with Altair right?

So ya next week is another advice with Altair so stay tuned. 😎✌

Also sorry about it being a rant about mask safety.... I just hate online schooling... its boring.... ubisoft please don't sue me!

Duccio gets thrown out

Pt. 1

An Assassin's creed of bel air headcanon

Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...

Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...

Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.

Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.

Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.

Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!

Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!

Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.

Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.

Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.

Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!

Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*

Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.

Duccio walks in.

Duccio: what's going on here?

Altair: no.

Duccio: what?

Altair: OUT!

Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!

Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.

Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*

Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.

Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.

Claudia: not like you care.

Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.

Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.

Edward: ...what?

Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.

Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.

Claudia: >=( ...

Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|

Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.

Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!

Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.

Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*

And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.

Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!

It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)

I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.

PLUSHIES!!!!

☕💀🦅

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 1

(Updated)

It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.

Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.

Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.

After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.

Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*

Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.

Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*

The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.

Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*

He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.

Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.

He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.

Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.

Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.

Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...

The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.

Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)

The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.

Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?

The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.

Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...

The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.

Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."

Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.

Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!

the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.

Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.

The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.

Leonardo: their back everyone!

Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.

Malik: good, it's about time they came back.

Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.

Desmond: hey guys, we're back!

Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.

Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.

Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*

Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.

Altair: it's good to be back home.

There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.

Altair: I missed you too Nasir.

The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.

When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.

Leonardo: still alive Amico?

Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.

Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.

Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*

The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.

The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.

Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*

Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.

Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*

Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*

Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.

Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.

Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?

Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*

Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.

Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...

Kassandra: while there were people working...

Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*

Leonardo: good.

Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.

Arno: I tried to tell them not to.

Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.

Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.

Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.

Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.

Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.

Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*

Claudia: Grazie Ezio.

Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*

Achilles: thanks you two.

Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*

Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.

Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*

Altair: Watch it Frye!

Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!

Jacob: you said only when templars are around.

Shaun: I never said anything about templars.

Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?

Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.

Jacob: yes!

Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.

After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.

Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?

Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.

Bayek: *nods*

Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.

Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.

Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.

Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.

Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.

Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?

Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.

Aveline and Connor: *nods*

Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.

Claudia: one for Desmond.

Desmond: thanks Claudia.

Claudia: Shaun.

Shaun: thank you.

Claudia: Kassandra.

Kassandra: thanks.

Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.

Leonardo: grazie Claudia.

Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.

Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.

Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.

Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.

Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.

Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*

Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*

Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.

Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.

Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.

Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.

Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.

Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.

Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!

Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.

Desmond: thank you Becs.

Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.

Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.

Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*

Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.

Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.

Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.

Alexios: hey, I brush!

Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.

Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.

Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.

Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.

Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...

Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.

Arno: I know I miss her...

Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.

Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.

Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?

Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...

Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?

Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.

Everyone: . . .

Arno: you know your-

Desmond: ahem!

Arni: *glances at Desmond*

Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*

Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*

Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*

Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*

Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*

Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*

Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|

Arno: ...

Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."

Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .

Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?

Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.

Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*

Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...

Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.

After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.

Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.

Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.

Malik: I see why now.

Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.

Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?

Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.

Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."

Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*

Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*

Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.

Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*

Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?

Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*

Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*

Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...

Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.

Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-

Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.

Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*

There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.

Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?

Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.

Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?

Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?

Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.

Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.

Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.

Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?

Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*

Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?

Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.

Leonardo: Oh my.

Malik: and what does this half to do with us?

Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.

Malik: that's it?

Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?

Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?

Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.

Malik: I'm fine with it.

Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.

Malik: we will.

Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.

Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?

Leonardo: *nods*

Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?

End of episode 1

And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!

Episode 2 is out now [X]

The finale product of my art challenge 👌😎 tap or click image for a better look

Random headcanon time!

What if Altair meet Sans undertale?

Altair: *humming while reading his book*

Out of no where sans poofs right next to Altair.

Altair: *hears poof and turns over to see sans* O_O

Sans: wow. Where am I? Wait, don't tell me I got dragged into yet another AU about me? *notices Altair standing next to him*

Altair: um...

Sans: or... someone else's AU?...

Sans and Altair stare at each other in silent for an uncomfortably long time.

Altair: ... who are you? And also... what are you?

Sans: oh! I'm Sans, Sans the skeleton.

Altair: ... you are a skeleton?

Sans: yep, I thought that be pretty obvious by now. Heh

Altair: ... why are you here?

Sans: um... to be completely honest... I have no idea how I even got here?

Altair: ... are you hostile!? *pulls out a throwing knife* *eagle glare*

Sans: uh... na, to much work. I mostly sleep, so not much hostility going on with me. But it was "knife" to meet'cha, Hehe.

Altair: (oh great another joker...)

Sans: what's the matter, you don't find my jokes... humorous? Hehe!

Altair: *low growls*

Sans: ok, ok, I'll stop now.

Altair: hm... *puts knife away*

Sans: well, now that's out of the way, let's just get to the pointof things, so mind telling me who you are?

Altair: ... my name is Altair.

Sans: Altair uh? Well it's nice to meet you. So uh... where exactly am I?

Altair: your in my descendant, Desmond's house.

Sans: ... how old are you exactly?

Altair: 30

Sans: *sighs* hehe, you had me for a second their cause I thought you said descendant for a second-

Altair: I did.

Sans: O_0 ... um... what year were you born in?

Altair: January 11, 1165

Sans: uh... ok wow, hehe- wasn't expecting that, but geez... (I guess this world is capable of... time travel magic... or science?) I maybe an undead skeleton, but your even older then me gramps.

Altair: *low growl* well, how old are you?

Sans: well surprisingly I'm actually in my 30s too. *turns to readier* look it up, it's there.

Altair: ... so where exactly are you from?

Later

Sans: and that's basically how Frisk the human child saved every monster like me from the underground, now humans and monsters are starting to get along happily on the surface together and our lives have never been more at peace.

Altair: hm... interesting... so this determination is what gives the child the ability to manipulate time and space?

Sans: yep. Just like the pieces of Eden that you told me about.

Jacob and Edward walk by the couch.

Jacob: hey Altair, sans.

Edward: hey lads.

Altair: hey.

Sans: sup.

Jacob and Edward keep walked untill they got to the kitchen where they froze for a short second before walking backwards towards the couch.

Jacob and Edward stare at the skeleton in the blue hoodie.

Jacob: O_O

Edward: O_O

Sans: ... uh... hi?

Jacob: ... Altair... why is their a skeleton that looks an awful lot like sans... sitting next you?

Altair: *shrugs shoulders*

Sans: that's because I am sans?

Jacob and Edward: ... HOLY SH*T IT SANS-

More later

All of Desmond's ancestors soon found themselves all sitting around the skeleton in the blue jack, listening to him telling his jokes.

Sans: so I said knock, knock, then they said, who's there? I go. Dishes. They replied. Dishes who? Then I said, dishes a very bad knock knock joke. Hehe!

Half of Desmond's ancestors laughed at the skeleton's joke.

Jacob: HAHA! This skeleton's a bloody riot! HAHA!

Ezio: Haha! Si he truly is.

Edward: I could drink to that.

Desmond unlocked the front door and walked in with Shaun and rebecca with some groceries in their hands.

Desmond: *locks the door* hey guys.

Ancestors: hey Desmond.

Rebecca: Did everyone behave themselves?

Altair: yes.

Shaun: good.

Desmond: oh hey sans.

Sans: sup.

They walk past the couch to put the groceries away and after words they quickly realized what just happened and walked back to the couch.

Sans: ... oh boy here we go... 3, 2, 1-

Desmond, Shaun and Rebecca:

SAAAANS-

Well heres a new comic idea for ya... I actually might draw this at some point. Welp hope you enjoyed this anyway!

This FALL!

Templar: THEIR GETTING AWAY!

Malik: Keep running Leo!

Leonardo: IM TRYING!

For the most anticipated Adventure of a life time!

Leonardo: AH! *trips* MALIK HELP!

Malik was to far into the woods to hear.

Templar: we got you now! *shoots by Leo's leg*

Leonardo: AAH! *shakes*

Templar leader: YOU IDIOT DON'T SHOOT HIM! That's leonardo da Vinci, one bullet in him and we could all be sent back to the dark ages!

Join Malik al sayf

Malik: I think we lost them leo. Leo? *turns head around* ... oh sh*t! Leo I'm coming!

Malik started running back after leonardo.

Templar: sorry sir!

Templar leader: don't start, cause you could have bla bla-

As they argued Leonardo saw the perfect opportunity to divides his escape. He saw a rock next to him, the size of a small tennis ball, he picked it up and then started running.

Templar leader: DAMN IT! DON'T JUST STAND THERE AFTER HIM!

And Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo stopped when he got far enough away.

Templar: you got no where to run!

Templar leader: now, hand over the drive!

Leonardo: *pants* *throws the rock but over shots it and ducks*

Malik: Leo I'm here-!

Templar: Wow! *miss fires by accident*

Instead of hitting Leonardo it end up hitting something.

Templar leader: you idiot what did I JUST SAY!

Templar: my bad.

Templar leader: Whatever, nice try Da Vinci, but a little rock isn't gonna stop us-

The rock hits a loos heavy brench above the two templars and started to break off from the tree.

Templar leader: so why don't you just come with us and- *gets crushed by the gaint tree brench* AAH-

The two templars were crushed by the gaint tree branch making them unconscious.

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Leonardo: Hey! It worked, I did it! *turns around* Malik did you-

Malik: grr... *right hand covering the hole in his chest*

Leonardo: Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!

Malik: I have, a f@#$ing hole in my chest! WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOCK THAT ONE!

Leonardo: I thought you had it!

Malik: Nooo!

COMING SOON

So I hope you guys liked this written out trailer of a thing I'm working on, called the epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo. So basically it is exactly what the title states it is so ya the story is basically gonna be about Malik and leonardo battling their way threw templars trying to get back home.

There will be...

drama! Heart break! Comedy! ACTION! ADVENTURE!!!

So don't miss out on this epic tale that I made out of boredom cause of school and covid!