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Internet key! Gojo Headcanons

!!!- alternative history, not at all canon (of course), color coded for people who read fast or can't read at all.

(based on the latest artwork by @saterise, the one with a bleeding Geto holding up the phone to his face with Gojo's eye on the screen.)

He has been trapped since his creation in the 90's and keeps getting updated for use in undercover internet society today.

Was nearly taken down by an internet cult society that wanted to disrupt the social order of the undercover internet policing society- the Jujutsu Sorcerers of Online Peace (JSOP)

JSOP is a small unknown government organization that was created and based in Japan, but is extended thinly worldwide. It clears out or rather, "exorsizes" bugs, malware and worms from popular online sites, forums and the like.

Internet Key! Gojo is actually called the Six Eyes Eliminator Program. The programe, called Gojo for some odd reason, was made alongside other programs like itself- yet excelled in all aspects of online protection.

The second best program was called the Malware Manipulation and Demolisher Project, also coined the 'Geto Program'. The Geto Program was created to buffer the Eliminator Program should it go haywire- which it did do in it's earlier renditions.

The most impactful JSOP program to boot was the Dissector and Dismantling System. In the early days of the internet, hackers, online scammers and the like ran rampant on the internet. The DDS ran like water on a smooth hill from its first rendition. That was until sometime later, the creator of the system found a bug in it, the entire programme collapsed and became corrupted in under a day. Nearly $10B were lost in the week after, and what they started reporting in the following month was horrifying.

An identical copy of the system (or was it the corrupted DDS itself?) was being run through the dark web, snatching up more than portfolios, bank details, and until then, well kept secrets from a certain local internet police group. Hell it was even being used by hackers and malware subscribers to corrupt other people's devices and services.

Within 3.5 months, the corrupted DDS was vanquished- nicknamed the 'Worst Program in Existence'. It was repossessed by the JSOP and broken apart across the internet of Japan. (It didn't get broken apart worldwide because it would harm the integrity of the organization).

10 years after the termination of the DDS, the Gojo System, The Six Eyes Eliminator Program was created. There were some good bug destroying projects during that decade for sure, but the Gojo System was something else. Investors and government officials with insider information flocked to see what it could do; salivating at the idea of getting something to hide their discrepancies and horrible search histories.

The Internet Key! Gojo is used nonstop today, able to see and protect all types of networks and devices around the world. Currently- it trains and advises new types of technologies each year.

Weird Dreams, Pt 3

3. 19

Walking to the library with a dude from my class. Black kid asks where he's supposed to find more black girls. I tell him he should look aroun the library more or the upper floors or on sports teams. I think he was talking to his friend.

I find my friend and we leave kinda.

Downstairs we learn that there's someonr walking around who doesn't go here and he's been doing weird things to girls in the bathroom.

Random black SRO leads girls to bathrooms to help protect them. He's not the culprit.

Walking around school, same thing.

Bottom floor, dude makes himself known. News teams? Everybody is waiting to see/arrest him. Most of school crowds the dark gym.

I leave the gym to be nosey near the front office. Not enough space, idk how to blend in with bowls under table. I run upstairs bc he's coming. He's up on the third floor.

Radio(?) with girl from GTA rapping/talking about her new song of the experience (she survived him) and saying something about how he was made that "she doesn't do her fucking nails" (💀). He yelled that at me too.

I try to run away. I am thrown downstairs. He is arrested (i think).

I meet a black girl on the stairs and we get jumped/harrased by old,fat black men singing about what they want to do(?).

They keep pushing me away and getting between us. I see my dad(?why) in some orange/red/or blue baggy pants, he lifts me up, also singing, and throws me somewhere. Me and my bsf walk around the cafeteria, my other friend is collecting honey combs and making them into sludge. He shows us one as an example and it ends up on the floor (idiot) then walks away withcart to do something else.

...yeah

💀👌

Weird Dream, Pt 2

I was trying to help some Hispanic girl escape her ex and also prostitution BUT she accidentally gave away our location over radio and they started pulling up

- before they found us we hid in some bushes and pretended to make out (💀) so i could also keep lookout

- they found us

- double stacked trucks and a bulky busses??

- threw her into a bubble part on a truck

- insulted her for hiding in a bush and for 'comingling' with people like me (😐)

(same night, different dream)

Sort of interacted with jesus stuff. Very confusing.

- somebody had either future sight or some really cool power that got nerfed to hell in my brain

- more hiding, this time from (human pigs?)

- watched a semi interactive map of how jesus would come and save everybody but the map was of a European looking place

- (no landmarks just a landmass that was very reminiscent of Europe + the ME)

- i was highlighting trails and shit like the underground railroad (???)

- some dude took the last stance as jesus come back again

-fin

Idk man, ts was weird

Same day, afternoon I think

Had a dream that i was a spy in S.Korea/Japan and i met this cute white girl at a bus stop. She complimented my dance moves (bend and dip, left to right) in a gay way but i had no idea if she was flirting with me or not so i just said thanks. Then she said something or another about liking women and i think i fell in love with her (???). The bus came and she got on along wih my other spy friends. It was cloudy/raining btw.

I walked around a corner to pick up trash and she came back from outta nowhere cuz she thought she was being followed (ig she was the target we were spying on). Somehow i have more courage in my dreams because i asked her if she wanted to go for ramen (chicken, beef, etc.).

Saying yes, i started walking her to a 'good place that i know' and wanted to go into this one building.

It did not sell ramen. I tried to get her inside but she and some of my spy friends said you have to be 22+ to enter. (It was some sort of adult shop)

Then we walked down the street and happened inside a foodcourt. Some really short indian man asked if she was ai cuz she was so pretty and real looking 😐.We started standing in line and then...

I was still a spy but now i looked different. I had fair skin and blonde/yellow hair. Came out of a grave ready for a mission. I looked a lot like my oc Abby from when i was small.

I started checking out this one house for Godzilla (???😭) and we got intel that a goth girl and her bf (skater probably) had what we needed. So we holled up for the night and did fuckall until they showed up next door.

Doing what spies do- we openly amd loudly interrogated them and led them over here. They had guns. We did not. We locked all the doors to keep them out (it worked) and they said they'd run a bike through the building if one of us didn't come with them.

I went with them and the cops chased us. I realized they were good (I'm such a traitor) and got the cop's off of our butts. We started speeding like hell (all 4 of us on 1 bike apparently) and she (goth girl) started arguing with me about something.

She skid and we slid, unharmed, to our destination (a kilometer or 2 away). On the highway, the scene started changing as she and her bf (Beast Boy) started arguing about her cheating with Cyborg (i think she's Raven). Cyborg and Beastboy live in a frathouse made of cheese with objects that talk. Then Cyborg answers the door, closes it on her face and she looks back really sadly

The end? I legit can't remember what happens after any of that 😭🙏

Someone save me from these dreams please. Also no I wasn't sick when I drempt ts.

Weird Dreams, Pt 1

All of these proceeding dreams are recurring- I don't remember when they happened

2 men have asked me(??) to be their wife in my dreams

(they believed i was their wife )

Lucas 😭💕

-blonde hair,

-sunken face,

-putple and white letterman jacket, runaway

-The L to (Patrick/Peter's) Light Yagami

(Only if L was a pushover)

- quiet, pensive, usually goes along with Patrick

- soft lips (??)

- held his head in his hands and cried when i took another bus to go home (we'd only known each other for a few hours)

- very easy to talk to, asked me good questions

- made my heart hurt with his vibes and smile

- it was craking dawn while we rode the bus, lights on

- i kept worrying about my siblings and why i was running away which made him sad (😭)

- looked beautiful in twilight (darkness with ambient bus light) and at dawn

- sat hella close to me (broad shoulders)

- literally everything to me (apparently)

(ngl Lucas in my dream is EERILY similar to a dude named Lucas who goes to my school (💀)- the irl Lucas is an asshole and transphobic so idk HOW he got into my dream but that's NOT!!!) who I'm thinking about)

Patrick

-Brown hair, squareish face,

-brown jacket and white shirt

-Alert

-loud enough,

-master planner,

-also a runnaway

-Wasn't too happy when i left (seemed distraught but didn't do anything)

- also talked a lot to me (there were no grown ups in sight except for the bus driver)

- midday was where he shined

- nervously happy puppy dog

- zoned out a couple of times

They didn't sit with each other

And i liked them both?

(I love lucas, I cried in my dream for him)

Reblog c we love Mongo and TribeTwelve

WH0 THE FUCK IS M0NG0

Best Xmas Gifts Ever (late)

Hehehehehehew guys omg my siater is the best

Guess what she gor mw for xmas heheheheheg

SHE GOT ME MY FAVORITE BABY BOY YUJIIIIII 🥰💕✨💕💕✨💕🧎💪🏾✊✨💕✊✨🥰💪🏾💕✨✨

SHW GOT ME HIM and he's so angy and silly and I lob him aaaaaaaaa

His shiny ass lil silly ass lmao

:3

He's literally everything to me 😭😭😭😭

and he got the 🗣️💪🏾🖤💥BLACK FLASH 💥🖤💪🏾🗣️

She also got me the most evil pookie everrrrr 👹😈💀👹🗣️🗣️🖤💕🖤💕🖤✨💕👹🖤💕🤧🤭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤭😁🤪😁🤭🤭💕🤭💕😁🖤🤪💕🤭👹😁🖤💕🤭✨🤭✨🗣️🗣️🤭✨🖤😁🖤😁👹👹🤭👹🤭💕😁😈😈🖤😁🖤🤪🤭💥💕😈🖤😁

>:3333

I'm so totally normal about him guys trust

Rhrgrheghehehege

I S W E A R im so normal about Sukuna guys you don't need to go through my post history honest

TFW WHWN YOU NEED TO BUY THE NEW MARBLE HORNETS TIMPLUSH

(bc FUCKYEAHtheycamebackwithaplushie)

BUT YOUR FUCKING BROKE AND YOU SOMT HAVE $30 TO BUY IT

:((((((((

Lmao Sukuna is a baseball ⚾ and also plane ✈️lover headcanons

1. Every time he bets on a team, they miraculously always win. Even if he gets on an objectively bad team, somehow the renowned better doing opposers keep losing. Somehow

2. Will occasionally go on rants to anyone and also no one about how this wholly American sport should have been invented by Japanese people (I also hc that he is pretty nationalistic) in his day

3. Absolutely %100 a keyboard warrior who is occasionally active on Twitter (not really a surprise) to argue with people about why baseball is better than most (no- contact) sports.

4. He does like Hockey (the sheer brutality and also punching people parts) and Football (no explanation needed)

5. Loves going on autistic rants about why planes are so cool and awesome and amazing and also has many (many) ideas and blueprints to make them more accommodating for people of larger sizes (this is for his Heian Era form)

6. He, in deed, really likes fighter jets and has watched many playthroughs of games centered around flying and just tearing shit up

6.5 (coughs in he absolutely has watched too many CoD streams and may have acquired a new barrage of vocabulary)

7. Headcanon that he liked ⚾ enough to go to a few (at least 25) games and engage in The Usual Riffraff™:

7a. Go headfirst in autistic debates about the sport with other fanatics.

7b. Gets way too much themed things but also a few VERY rare and signed pieces from some legends themselves. Somehow he acquired a ball signed by (Insert Famous ⚾Player Here).

8. He sits in the airport too much just looking at planes taking off, landing and getting fuel.

9. He'd probably actually do some grunt work and do surprise surveys about planes on passengers.

10. Most likely almost got lost when he got enraptured by one of his favorite models (___) and strayed too close to it entrance.

10.5 he should've gotten on that plane, it was going to The Bahamas.

11. Sukuna is to ✈️ and ⚾ like Gojo is too annoying people. Can't help it; won't stop it.

12. Modern Sorcerer! Sukuna absolutely barges into Geto one day while the latter is flying on his pelican (don't ask why Sukuna was in the air) and Sukuna went on a tangent about how Helicopters and their pelican siblings need to be planes instead.

Obsessively booping my moots like I have nothing better to do

(i don't and I'm very content with that fact)