Chuuya Bsd - Blog Posts

midnight-halcyon

1 year ago

Ok, can someone please tell me why Chuuya didn’t kill Fyodor???

He was hanging out with him this whole time like a normal dude, he could have easily just let him drown....

I mean at first glance this whole plot twist: “turns out he wasn’t a vampire at all!“ sounds cool and hot, but then you start thinking and it actually makes no sense :/

If their goal was just to kill Fyodor and Dazai knew that his ability works only with touch SO WHY CHUUYA COULDN’T JUST SHOOT HIM??? So they LET him kill that poor cat-lady thief with time ability and (probably) Sigma too?

Just imagine .

*before the whole Meursault - prison - game - gay arch*:

Dazai: Hey, so can you like dress up like a sexy rocker vampire and come to pick me up from prison? Btw you will need to kill around 20 innocent bodyguards and pretend like you obey Fyodor’s orders.

Chuuya: Oh, cool, so then when we will be alone with Fyodor I can just shoot him?

Dazai: Mmmmm, no. It’s not funny at all. You will need to stay with him till the end, so he will think that he won. Oh, and also a couple of cool characters will probably die.

Chuuya: Okay.... so then I will kill him?

Dazai: Noooo, of course not, I believe that he will crash on a helicopter, but it will happen only if someone really small and cute will decide to sacrifice themselves... I actually have no idea who it will be.

Chuuya: .... so what’s the point of all of this?

Dazai: Well, I will say a cool speech about our partnership, a strong bond and loyalty to each other and also how I don’t care about your death at all. And youuuu will be able to “shoot“ me in the head. And I will break my leg. And dance with some guy with a cool haircut.

Chuuya: .... sounds good for me. I’m in.