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Embarrasment - Blog Posts
You know, I struggle with my first and only language English, and it especially shows when I am in a panic.
One time my friends mom who mainly speaks Spanish was driving us to our musical practice. When we got out of her car she was driving away when I panicked and tried to scream
"Stop your mom! My phone is in her car! "
But what came out was
"STOP YOUR MOM! MY CAR IS IN YOUR PHONE! "
And if that wasn't embarrassing enough, right afterward I realized that was holding my phone in the hand I was using to point at the car.
Not only did my friends die of laughter, they do what good friends do, never drop it.
Not shifting rant, but I just want to ask how people keep up with schedules and everything 🥲. I just missed my drivers license appointment today, I couldn’t take it because I didn’t have a paper, and I want to cry waterfalls. And I was late too!? The shame and embarrassment makes me want to eat glass
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TRUTH OR DARE #1
I was dared to go to a lingerie store and buy myself some panties the other day. I went in and started looking around and it wasn’t long until this sexy and cute young girl comes up and asks if I need any help.
I said I was looking for something really pretty and she asked if I know what size SHE wears. I was told I'd have to be honest and say they were for me. She gave me a look like “what a fag” and I got rock hard. I turned bright red and smiled embarrased and she showed me some cute panties which I quickly purchased and sped out of the store.
I was so turned on knowing that pretty little thing knew my secret and she would probably tell her coworkers and friends. The whole thing drove me nuts!!