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Random Captain Marvel things I think confuses the JL (yes, obviously this is inspired by Wonderjanga)
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Everyone at the Justice League debrief meeting after a mission
Captain Marvel, randomly standing up and looking a little sick: “uh, please excuse me”
Batman: “Captain, you cannot just-“
Captain Marvel: *turns away and projectile vomits a bunch of letters onto the wall*
Batman: “…”
Batman: “you are excused.”
Captain Marvel, picking up the letters and sifting through them like it’s normal mail: “aw man! Another bill!”
Wonder Woman, shaking her head with a disapproving sigh: “man’s world and their idiotic delivery methods”
Superman: “oh Diana, that’s not- actually, nevermind”
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Captain Marvel: *sitting in the JL watchtower cafeteria blowing out a candle on a small birthday cake.*
Green lantern, walking in to see him: “oh Cap! It’s your birthday???”
Captain Marvel with childlike glee on his face: “Yeah! I’m turning 11!”
Green Lantern: “wait wha-“
Captain Marvel: “and 3! And 41,024,618! And 350,597,120,140!”
Green Lantern: “excuse me what-“
Captain Marvel, checking an hourglass duck taped to his wrist: “oops! I gotta go or I’ll be late for Dinosaur sledding with Tawky Tawny!”
Captain Marvel: *zips out the room with the cake, leaving a very confused Green Lantern behind.*
Green Lantern: “Dinosaur sledding???”
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Superman: *walks into the watchtower break room to see Captain Marvel and a younger blue version of him playing catch with a jar that holds a screaming worm inside.*
Superman: “Captain, who is this??? Why is there a worm in the jar and why on earth are you throwing it?”
Mr. Mind: “RELEASE M-“
Captain Marvel after chucking the jar straight at blue Captain Marvel’s head: “oh hi Supes! This is my older brother!”
Blue Captain Marvel after almost dropping the worm who is now screaming profanities: “holy crap! You’re Superm-!”
Before blue Captain Marvel can finish, a portal opens behind him and he gets sucked in screaming.
Superman, now with his fists up: “Captain Marvel! Get back!”
A younger girl version of Captain Marvel pokes her head out of the portal: “yo, Cap! Sivanna gave Tawny fleas and now Tawny seems like he’s gonna commit murder!”
Captain Marvel, flying into the portal without hesitation: “bye Supes!”
Superman, just standing there shellshocked: “I need to sit down…”