Gihun X Inho - Blog Posts

Yeah, they're esentially Aisian Hannigram

"Are they lovers?"

worse.

In-ho: Yo, what if we placed our beds next to each other in Minecraft?

Gi-hun: Um. There's a problem.

In-ho: Yes?

Gi-hun: Uh. Don't get mad.

Gi-hun: I don't own Minecraft.

In-ho: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?

Gi-hun: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”

In-ho: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.

Gi-hun: But those are your demons.

In-ho: ...

In-ho: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.

Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.

The saleman: I'm stuff!

Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!

In-ho: We had sex.

In-ho: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Gi-hun: White carnations , why?

In-ho:

Gi-hun: Were you going to get me flowers?

In-ho:

Gi-hun:

In-ho: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

**In-ho:** My heart beats a frantic dalgona faster just thinking about your… incredible skill at making rice cakes. You’re truly a culinary masterpiece.

**Gi-hun:** Oh, In-ho. Your eyes… they glimmer like the perfectly calibrated number sequence on a winning lottery ticket. I feel… a sudden urge to gamble everything on our future together. Even if the odds are 456 to 1.

In-ho: I could kill you if I wanted.

Gi-hun: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

In-ho: I had to resort to eating expired noodles to survive last night.

 Gi-hun: Oh no! I'm so sorry!

 In-ho: Why are you smiling? 

Gi-hun: Expired noodles? You're finally becoming a commoner!

In-ho: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Gi-hun: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

In-ho: Your existence is confusing.

Gi-hun: How so?

In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.