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That moment when you really really reeally wanna tell your sweet gf that youve been living your best life thanks to goblincore but you dont even know if she'll like it as much as you do 🌱🐌💐
I could never relate to that-
Chat I just had the most magical moment of my life.
Allso I think I found a portal
Allso allso, my feet hurt :(
I have decided to return to the woods barefoot in the moonlight.
i'm glad josephine is a MYLF for so many people on this website. middle aged women deserve more love 🫶
people lemme draw ur roblox avatars 🙏
got this beanie to match my sweatshirt ✨
Excellent. Now you just need booty shorts that say something insane on the butt in the same font. your power will be unimaginable.
me when being naturally a little freak and being lowkey offputting doesnt make me mysterious and whimsicial as well:
Where did all of your teeth go?
Did you underestimate capabilities of teeth snachers, and now all of your mouth stones are gone?
Do not worry, you can still get them back!
You just have to find them (a colony of friendly teeth snatchers) under your local bridge, and agree to a super secret contract they give you
Just don't bother reading too much into it
After all, what you sign there does not matter
Only losers read tiny print on their (il)legal documents:}
Art thou ready?
The bone harvest is about to begin
Hold tightly onto your woven baskets and prepare to push your cold hands into the shallow river soil
Get your self some fresh bones while they're still not moving on their own (it's way easier that way)
Who knows what kind of creature you may discover
Can't wait for the bone harvest!!
Bone Provider has been working hard (haha get it?) on a new line of bone structures
Hurry up and find them near your local river or there will be none left
Don't want that to happen:}
Sell me your teeth in the infinite Ikea and I'll gift you 23% off of your next spruttig!!! ;}
Be wary of teeth snatchers in your neighbourhood
They might seem harmless, but their licences have been expired for some time, yet they continue with their practice
So unprofessional...
Did you ever find teeth growing from plants out in the woods?
Those are NOT REAL and you should NOT EAT THEM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
They aren't approved by bone provider.
These litte fellas are highly toxic and can cause growing 3 extra kidneys filled with teeth on your shoulders (also they may cause loosing all your fingers but who cares about that...)
Teeth
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Crunch cruncH
This question is for anyone who had close encounters with their (or someone else's) bones
How exactly did they smell like?
I'm having trouble remembering smell of my own bones so I wanted to ask others to share their experiences
Sometimes I just think about what would happen if one day bone provider, out of nowhere, decided to take all of our bones away
We would become nothing but fleshy meat blobs
Therefore, we should all appreciate that they're in our possession for now
Do not give your bones to country gnomes
They in fact do not belong to them, the hit post lied
Some of you have been hiding all excess bones from the bone provider and it shows
Shame on you
They'll find them eventually
Bone provider isn't satisfied with the amount of bones they're getting back intact
Please consider returning your bones without any damage
Bone provider is close
I can feel it in my bones
They are rattling , just as if they wanted to get out of their flesh prison as soon as possible
It's literally 3am and the only thing I can think about is how I have all of my ex mouth-stones in a tiny box on a shelf above me
Truly magnificent morning
Bones have been harvested while they were still ripe
All hail the bone provider for they provide us with all bone structures we need
And one day they shall reclaim them all
I was hit by a wave of grief for the first time in a while today, and the weather was very polite in reflecting my mood as it was grey and rainy on my daily walk. I told the wind and rain about everything I was feeling, and let myself feel the anger I had been afraid of. I think it's important to share your emotions so that they aren't stuck inside. If you're not ready to open up to other people, tell the wind and the rain. They'll always listen.
reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment
why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher