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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”
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Hello, Jon.
Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself.
I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.
Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
I like headcanoning ford as aroace who thought he was bi for a while because he had equal attraction to men and women (read: close to zero)
"Jon wouldn't take very good care of his hair after season 1" but what if (now walk with me here) he did. what if he has a ten step hair care routine and brushes it twice a day because it makes him feel human. cause it gives him a sense of routine. cause it gives him something normal to focus on for a second.
"jon wouldn't wear that outfit" but consider: what if he did. second consideration: what if he served cunt
For fans drawings old of Disney
Who is true fans never forgot those coolest designs in the world
I've been stressing a lot about getting a new job and filling out all the paper work and getting things to be prepared. So I'm just going to fangirl over my himbo partner. He's just so goofy and loving, I can't help it. Also I took this picture of him being babely during a photoshoot for his work. I love this monkey, he is my precious bean. 💖
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