Hawk Tuah - Blog Posts

When ur bf goes to the human realm and has all this new human slang..

Okay so this is from a joke me and my friend came up with where like Gus (semi accidentally) gets Matt to believe “Hawk Tuah” means “I love you”

He tells hexsquad and it basically becomes an entire thing where they all just say “Hawk Tuah” to eachother whenever Matt is around 😭😭

“hawk tuah, Luz!” “Hawk tuah you too, Amity!!”

I’m so funny

Drawing in class because I have zero free time

I just had a weird dream that ended with someone throwing a cap and someone else saying khak throw-a. It wasn’t even khaki it was denim! Why are my dreams like this? :{

Bello! I have a straw page

Demetri: Hey, Eli, I-woah, where's your mohawk? Eli, completely mohawkless: I think I'm retire the Hawk for a couple...years. Demetri: Why? Did something happen? Eli:...well-

Five hours ago

Hawk, talking to Anthony: And that's how I became the Hawk.

Anthony, who's been mischievously snickering for the past two minutes: Hawk? As in-

Now

Demetri: Is that why Anthony's been dying laughing for the last few hours? Eli: Yeah...you know what, make it a couple decades.