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Obsessed and overprotective Yanderes whose you take as many measures as possible so they don't invade your privacy (not even the police can stop you, so you'll have to do it alone). However, any small gap you leave behind, soon they will be breathing down your neck and giving you love until it suffocates you (Good luck is even alive when he finishes his sessions and horribly and hours later he leaves through the window promising to return the next day)
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As soon as you notice a pair of long arms wrapped around your warm and sleepy body, your heart palpitates and you soon break out in a cold sweat, but you start to feel the hug tighter before you make any movement to escape.
"Shhh my little angel, you looked so innocent and vulnerable sleeping like that, even more so unprotected, so I couldn't resist. I have to take care of what's mine" He whispers in his ear, gently tickling, and soon after, a gentle kiss on the forehead.
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I love the idea that midoriya can talk and see the previous users of one for all. Like the second user standing next to Bakugou when Midoriya is half asleep just to fuck with him and Midoriya doesn’t know which ones which.
When he gets drunk he pretty much goes completely nonverbal, not bothering to use his words anymore and instead communicating through grumbles and grunts. He also gets really clingy when drunk, with the more drunk he gets the more willing he is to cling to absolutely anyone who gets close to him. This makes it a requirement for him to wear his gloves when he's drinking, otherwise someone may end up a pile of dust on the ground.
He gets pretty chatty while drunk, an insane amount actually. He'll talk about practically anything; his past, his favorite video games, his parents, his thoughts Pokémon strength and weakness, absolutely anything becomes on the table and it's imposable to shut him up. The more drunk he gets, the more incoherent his words become until he just passes out.
He starts having a go at the karaoke machine and dancing like a man who's got nothin' to lose. He's actually really good at singing despite being drunk, I know typically when someone's drunk their singing gets worse but in Dabi's case, he actually just keeps his skill level, just less impulse control. He's an incredibly well coronated drunk, never once falls during his dance routine unless he intended to.
He becomes a lot flirtier than he normally would be, with him losing the impulse control to not flirt with anyone he finds attractive. Interesting enough though, if he's in a monogamous relationship he'll only flirt with his partner. Even if he's around someone he was attracted to before he started dating this other person, he'll still only flirt with his SO. Basically, when he's in a committed relationship his ability to find others attractive kinda just vanishes except for his partner. Also, his ability to flirt is a lot less sophisticated than it normally would be. Not in a, "he's being creepy" way, more so in a, "he won't stop telling you how pretty/cute/hot you are". His ability to use big, sophisticated, and well put together words/sentences to flirt has disappeared for the time being, he'll regain them when sober.
He can't really get drunk. Now hear me out on this one! A personal headcanon of mine is that Kurogiri was not only given Warp Gate as a quirk, but also a bunch of smaller less noticeable quirks. One grants him a regenerative ability that makes it so injuries that would normally take a day to heal will instead heal in a few hours, another gives him a perfect internal clock, and (the one important for the headcanon here) one that gives him heighten poison resistance. Since alcohol is technically a poison, a side effect of this quirk is that he can now chug straight vodka and remain sober. This also leads to him having a high spice tolerance and caffeine not doing anything for him, with both caffeine and capsaicin are poisons. This ultimately led to the headcanon that in the MHA Panera's Charged Lemonade, instead of being an affront to God and a sin against the FDA, is instead marketed specifically for those with quirks around poison resentence so that they can use caffeine to get through their day. So that's how Kurogiri is able to handle the League and all their stillness, with the lawsuit making lemonade.
He's a sad drunk, like, a really sad drunk. He just starts sobbing and questioning all of his life decisions. He won't stop crying until he passes out. He needs to down soooooooooo much water afterwards to regain all the hydration he lost through his tears. This has kinda lead to him being banned from getting drunk anywhere away from the League, as they're concerned that if this 30-year-old man starts sobbing uncontrollably in public that'll draw to much attention and someone might recognize him and get the pros called on him. He doesn't really have an issue with this, after all he lives with the League now so he can basically just stay home and drink with family instead of going out to some bar with a bunch of strangers who probably couldn't give less of fuck about him.
Currently is not allowed to drink, has she is 16. When she becomes 18, she'll be allowed to drink (that's the legal age for drinking in Japan, for my fellow Americans who forget that other countries decided that if you're old enough to sign a contract you're old enough to drink). When she is able to get drunk, all of her impulse control goes out the fucking window. Not only does this mean that she's more likely to stab people, it also means that she's willing to jump out a window to see if she can fly. After her first time being drunk lead to her being put out of commission for a week and all of the League (except Kurogiri, he's very good at dodging) having new knife scars, it is now a requirement for someone who's sober to be responsible for her when she's drunk. Luckily Kurogiri fits into this role perfectly, so he's now the one to be responsible to make sure she doesn't hurt herself or others when drunk.
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.
Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.
Tang: Gay.
Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.
Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.
Monkey King: Pan.
Macaque: Pan.
Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.
DBK: Straight.
Princess Iron Fan: Straight.
Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.
Syntax: Gay asexual.
Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.
Ne Zha: AroAce.
Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.
The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.
Azure: Pan.
Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.
Yellow tusk: Gay.
Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.
Shigaraki Tomura: AroAce spec. He's just entirely disinterested in sex, primarily due to the fact that his touch can literally kill someone. However, when it comes romance, he will typically describe himself as gay. This is due to his logic of, "I have been attracted to 0 women and 1 (3) men, so the math says gay".
Spinner: Biromantic (no known preference) and ace spec. He doesn't really want to do the horizontal tango primarily due to body insecurities, but outside of said insecurities he'd need to have a rather in-depth relationship with someone to feel sexual attraction.
Kurogiri: AroAce spec, mostly just indifferent towards both sex and romance.
Mr. Compress: Panromantic asexual. I'll be honest, this is primarily just projection lol. Still think it fits him pretty well.
Dabi: Bi, with a preference for men.
Toga: Bi, no known preference.
Uraraka: Bi, no known preference.
Twice: Straight. He'll sometimes say some sus stuff, but he is ultimately straight.
Magne: Trans, also bi-curious.
Oboro: Panromantic ace spec. Again, lowkey projection lmao.
Aizawa: AroAce spec, has been attracted to one person.
Mic: Gay.
Midnight: Straight.
Overhaul: Biromantic (without his knowledge) and asexual.
MT Lady: Bi, no known preference.
Kami: AroAce spec, he needs to actually know someone before feeling romantic or sexual attraction.
Momo: Ace. She can feel romantic attraction, but she's 'accepted' that it's unlikely for her to find someone who would be okay with her asexuality.
Bakugo: He's just attracted to strength. Their gender isn't relevant, only whether or not they could kick his ass is relevant!
Kirishima: Gay.
Denki: Pan.
Shinso: Gay.
Jirou: Bi.
Iida: Biromantic asexual, he can only feel sexual attraction once he really knows the person.
Deku: Bi, no known preference.
Todoroki: Confused Bisexual. He's pretty confused by romance and the stuff that goes into it, but that has less to do with his sexuality and more to do with his upbringing (Endeavor you little shit-).
Fuyumi: Lesbian.
Natsuo: Straight.
Rei: Straight.
Endevour: Unknowing bi, he confused the feelings of a crush on All Might for a rivalry of some kind. Said crush died long ago, though he did keep up the behavior which led to the mess that is the Todoroki family.
Hawks: Bi, with a preference for men.
Mirko: Bi, with a preference for women.
All Might: Bi-curious.
AFO: He's really just into the feeling of having power over someone. Sometimes it's in a sexual context, other times it's not (it depends on the person he has power over).
I love this, I love this very much.
Is lactose intolerant. (Reptiles can't digest dairy products.)
Geckos shed their skin. They also eat it for the nutrients. League members have caught him chewing bits of dead skin off himself.
Reptiles don't need vaccinations, so Spinner has never needed a flu shot.
In addition to being a gamer, he's also a decent artist. Probably could have been a graphic novel illustrator in another life so Deku's comment about making his book a comic wasn't too far out of his wheelhouse.
Can use a crossbow. No one in the LoV is entirely sure why he has this skill or why he doesn't use it.
We need more Yandere Zooble x reader/General Yandere Zooble Headcanons. Like, think of all the possibilities! What type of yandere would they be? How would they act? What are ways they'd proceed their love interest? Would they kill any rivals or would they manipulate? Think of the potential!
They all look so cool!🩷 Zooble's design is my favorite💞
I’m really on board with the idea of the digital circus being some silly vrchat thing that they all voluntarily log in & out of, plus they all hang out irl so they’re a nerdy loser friend squad
Gonna call it nerd au for now