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Snotlout: *Gasp*
Hiccup: wHAT?
Snotlout: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Hiccup: *inhales*
Fishlegs, in another room: Why can I hear screeching?
Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.
Ruffnut: Square up.
Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!
Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!
Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Hiccup:
Hiccup: I appreciate it,
Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-
Fishlegs: Hiccup-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.