Httyd Books - Blog Posts

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

Old drawings dump becos they’re kinda funne

I told my sister about this and she got mad at me because he's ugly but like, that's the best part 🤷

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Making incorrect httyd book quotes out of conversations I've had with ais.

Hiccup: sometimes I think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created.

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Fishlegs: I've had enough. *eats fibre glass wall insulation*

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Camicazi: Is being left handed a disability?

Hiccup: What the fuck did you just ask me!?

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Fishlegs: I wanna chew ice.

Hiccup: you have an iron deficiency.

Fishlegs: FUCK!

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Camicazi: what's trigonometry? Is it like a type of stick?

Hiccup: it's a branch of maths regarding the study of triangles.

Camicazi: so if it's a branch of maths then it's a type of stick?

Fishlegs: oh lord help me.

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Camicazi: I'll bite you.

Fishlegs: tbh you're so short I'd just assume you were a teething baby.

Camicazi: I hope you enjoy staring at coffin lids.

Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.

Hiccup: *gives her his card*

Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.

hiccup horrendous "gaslight" the third back in his cage looking at alvin like the man didn't dump him in a tree an hour ago

"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.

Something I 100% believe in is that Camicazi is a mamas girl and Big Boobied Bertha supports Camicazi's every decision as long as it doesn't put her in danger.

Camicazi wants to dye her hair? Bertha's driving to night owl and buying hairdye.

Camicazi wants to paint her walls? Bertha's already got colour swatches.

I told my friend about this idea and he said they should make them go hand gliding and their outfits will be ranked off of style and aerodynamics.

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

Confession: when I was 5 my sister would read the httyd books to me and I had the fattest crush on Hiccup

Httyd but instead of how to train your dragon it's how to train your drag queen and they have drag shows where every drag queen is given a dragon that they have to base their outfit off of

I love how hiccup and the woden's fang and the windwalker try so hard to teach Toothless manners only for him to pick a completely random "polite" word to put in front of his normal statements

Saying "please" or "excuse me" or whatever before hurling seething insults is the funniest thing I've ever read

so I made some httyd book art

Sorry he got kidnapped and taken to America ☹

So i made this lil transparent worm-on-a-string Hiccup a while back

Im leaving him here for yall to watch while i go do a Thing

Im sure when i get back he wont be in any precarious situations, or unsavory circumstances, or anything of that ilk

Anyways

Have fun

Ill be back

Made a httyd oc because at this point I just had to

I changed my mind. "I think my mother was a teapot." Is just so much deeper and emotional for me.

Favourite HTTYD quote?

"Maybe all kings should bear the slavemark to show that they're slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Relating to Hiccup in the sense of being treated like shit for being different ❤

Relating to Camicazi in the sense of being feral ❤

Relating to Fishlegs in the sense of getting angry about being bullied instead of just letting it go ❤

Relating to Xar in the sense that my older brother fucking hates me and my dad picks favourites ❤

Relating to Wish in the sense that I'll never be good enough for the people around me ❤

Relating to Bodkin in the sense that I'm scared of breaking the rules ❤

Ove gotten so invested in the httyd books and the media surrounding it that I sometimes forget the httyd movies exist

The httyd books are amazing and I live all the characters to death (except for Alvin) but can you imagine how bad they all smelt in books 10-12?

I <3 similarities between the books and the movies

Hiccup being left handed.

Hiccup's speech in the epilogue of THW was the first thing Hiccup said in the books.

I liked how Hiccup in the movies was like he was based off a different Hiccup from the books in each movie. Like in httyd 1 he was like Hiccup the first in the sense that he was the first person to befriend and nurse a dragon back to health in thousands of years. Then it httyd 2 he was like Hiccup the 2nd because he wanted to peacefully show Drago that dragons shouldn't be enslaved and it ended in a disaster. Then in httyd 3 he was like Hiccup the third because he has to come to terms with the fact that dragons and humans can't coexist so he had to let the dragons go.

MORE HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS SINCE YALL LIKED THE LAST BATCH!!

if camicazi had Spotify I'm 100% positive her favourite song would be figjam by butterfingers.

If Fishlegs had Spotify I feel like he'd really just use it for podcasts and audio books but if he had to listen to anything it'd probably be whatever he thinks his friends like since he's flexible with music genres and stuff

Hiccup = radio head, 21 pilots, maroon 5, Abba, the cranberries.

Hiccup hates hugs but Camicazi and Fishlegs love them so Hiccup only hugs those 2.

Camicazi just smells people for the sake of smelling that smell later and getting happy and nostalgic over it.

Hiccup tried to teach Camicazi a few of the languages he knows but she only learnt the swear words. He just decided to teach Fishlegs instead.

My friend made a comment about my autism but I never told her I have autism so I looked up at her and I said "how did you know I have autism?" And she said "You're reading how to train your dragon right now."

Anyone else ever think about their special interest and just start violently stimming or is that just me because I swear if someone asks me about the httyd books and then gets weirded out when I start flapping my hands and kicking my feet then I swear to God I'm gonna lose it

I think we can all agree that in httyd Hiccup, Fishlegs and Camicazi are soldier poet king right?

Do you guys this that somewhere in the world there's probably someone who loved the httyd books so much they actually got the dragon mark tatooed on their forehead?

Favorite Httyd character? 👀

Toothless 🔛🔝

But human characters I can't decide whether I like Hiccup or Eggingarde

What was your first reaction to How to steal a Dragons Sword like? I know I felt every and no emotion at the same time.

I loved it!! My favourite part was when Excellinor crawled out of the cauldron because I loved the picture. I was so mad when Snotlout threw that rock tho like omg

Best httyd quote?

If it’s too hard to choose, which book in the generally most quotable?

I think my favourite quote was in the epilogue of book of book 7 when Hiccup says "Maybe all kings should bare the slave mark to show that they are slaves to their people and not the other way around."

Or in book 1 when Hiccup gets mad at Stoick and says "What kind of father puts his stupid laws before his own son?"

U guys should totally ask questions about the httyd books on my profile 🤭 (if I don't aggressively info dump I'm gonna explode)

I know I said Hiccup's favourite band would be either the cranberries or ABBA but I was wrong it's actually radio head.

HTTYD BOOK HEADCANONS!!!

Hiccup hates being hugged because normally when people grab him it's because they're trying to hold him still so they can kill him.

Fishlegs was born premature.

Camicazi hates coconuts.

Hiccup is autistic.

If Hiccup had Spotify his favourite band would be either ABBA or The Cranberries.

Because Hiccup spent a whole book speaking pretty much only dragonese he sometimes forgets words in English when he's talking to people.

Hiccup used to hide his slave mark from his dad by wearing his helmet to sleep. He did this for a month after he got it and then just decided he was being paranoid and stopped.

Camicazi believes in the toothfairy and Fishlegs keeps trying to convince her it doesn't exist because he never gets money from his teeth.

Fishlegs once tore his hut apart looking for his lobster claw necklace and had to ask Hiccup to help him look and it turned out to just be under his bed.

Fishlegs us scared of mice

In book 4 it says Camicazi admires Hiccup so I think she sees him as sort of a leader or older brother.

Camicazi's favourite colour is red.

Fishlegs at first didn't like Camicazi very much but as they hung out more he started liking her a lot more and now they're besties.

Toothles would sell Hiccup to Alvin for a snack.