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Ok, so. I was talking to my friends about my idea for a credit based society where things are really cheap, there is no taxes, and everyone is equal. No capitalism. Then my freind said it sounded like a communism society. I died a little inside.
person 1, surprisingly sober given the question that they ask: soo... is human taxidermy... legal?
person 2: yeah, ofc, what do you think, that the wax figures in museums are actually wax?
person 3: *lets out a slight screech/scream and slams their head on their desk*
Renji: If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab