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yeehawdimus
2 months ago
A skinny business man holding a briefcase and yelling, "Kyaaah!!!!" in all caps. "I overslept on the day of the shareholder meeting!!" His eyes are squeezed shut with worry as he continues, "I'm going to be late to work!!!!"
A car hits him and he goes flying.
The driver– a handsome man with glasses– smiles and says, "Oh, gomen nasai! I didn't see you there!"
He looks at the business man, who's curled up on the side of the road, and continues, "your a really kawaii guy. do you want a ride to work?"
The business man looks up at him, eyes wide as he thinks, "Such a cool senpai is offering me a ride... my heart is going doki doki!!" He says out loud, "a-arigatou gozaimasu, senpai...."
The driver puts a hand under the business man's chin, his thumb brushing the taller man's lips as he says, "Heh... call me Tyler-san, doll. now, what's your name?" Tyler-san lost his glasses at some point.
The business man, inexplicably looking upwards, answers, "my name is [censor bar]...but you can call me narrator-chan, senpai"
"Narrator-chan? well, that sure is a kawaii name for a guy like you.." says Tyler-san, leaning forward with one hand on the car so that Narrator-chan is blocked in with his back against the door.
Tyler-san apparently put his glasses back on before getting into the driver's seat of his car. He says, "now strap in, baby doll, because i'm taking you on the ride of your life" despite not wearing a seatbelt and Narrator-chan already having his on. There are so many empty cans in the backseat, and Tyler-san has a smirk and a vice grip on Narrator-chan's knee.
A truck T-bones them and they both go flying out of the crumpled car.

was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

EDIT: Thank you to @localdisasterisk for making the image discs!! :)

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fight club pLZZZZZZ i saw this a while back but didn't save it and have been looking for it ever since this is so fucking funny i'm dyinggg
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