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Heh, I love this take on this, it’s far more hilarious than my game was. If anyone is interested in actually playing it, you can download a windows installer from https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B7bqhY0xzEu3ckxadVA1d2ZleU0/view?usp=sharing. If you’re worried about downloading strange files from the internet, that’s very wise of you! The source code is here: https://github.com/isaach/sdabto. This will also let you run it on a mac or linux machine. Click the ‘download ZIP’ button and then run it with python 3 (which you may have to install) from the command line for some text-based good times! Well, not really good times, as @ave-puella mentioned.
If anyone actually wants to play this game and is having trouble getting it going hit me up and I’ll help you run it. I really love hearing people’s reactions to it.
> ‘command: walk out front door’ is not allowed. the future is terrifying. staying at your start point inside the house is your best bet.
> good job! lying on the couch and staring at the opposite wall for two hours has boosted your energy. you can now throw away the jar of peanut butter you had for dinner last night.
> the quest you are following no longer exists. a full day has passed and your priorities have changed. go to the menu to read your new quest.
> minus one mind point. your last save was two months ago. click ‘ok’ to repeat the ‘get a diagnosis’ quest while under the influence of an unmemory potion.
> oops! the villager doesn’t understand your explanation of ‘weird brain fog.’ now they treat you with suspicion. looks like you have to go to the next village for your errands from now on.
> you have collected five good days! check your menu for your new treasure, ‘memory of when i could function’. it might come in handy in the future!
> cube unlocked! you have accessed action: ‘cry’. all quests will be put on hold until ‘cry’ is complete.
> cube unlocked! you have accessed action: ‘spontaneous desolation’. all quests > cube unlocked! you have accessed action: ‘negativit > cube unlocked! you have > cube unlocked! you have accessed action: ‘only taylor swift songs make me feel anything’. all quests will be put on hold until > cube unlocked! you have accessed action: ‘scream’. all quests will be put on hold until ‘scream’ is complete.
> this is your new companion, GARGOYLE. he will accompany you on the quest ‘pass as functioning’. keep an eye out for his secondary weapon: whispering ugly truths only you can hear.