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I’m Bitches - Blog Posts
Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
bitches can never like a character a normal amount
they always have to devote themselves to the character or try to become the character
there is no inbetween
bitches be like "this is my comfort movie <3" and its a movie about a cosmic murderer clown and 7 traumatized weird kids
bitches be like "this is my comfort ship" and that ship is destiel.
Mic really did give a thumbdrive of his own radio show recordings to all might as a birthday present
Bitches be like girl dinner this girl dinner that y'all just have EDs
the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier
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it's me. I'm bitches.
caracalla and geta are for the bitches who wanted to fuck the riddler instead of batman
If you need therapy after, we got a whole plethora of AUs to make you feel better ❤️ I mean, it’s not real therapy but it’s as good as a substitute you can get here—
just finished amphibia season 1-- not funny. cried.