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8 months ago

im losing it these are so fuckin funny

Hey, sorry, I died for a hot minute. Anyways, I bring some more RE tweets.

Chris: Wesker looks like a nearly retired dad one day away from breaking his back. *insert a picture of Wesker from the RE4R*
Wesker, replying to Chris in the previous picture: This your boyfriend? *insert a picture of Leon from the RE4R where he's been knocked out*   Chris, replying to Wesker: this your son? *insert a picture of Jake with a weird expression*
Luis: got kicked out and replaced with a motorcycle. smh. *insert a (photoshopped) picture of Leon cuddling a motorcycle in bed with a blanket around him and the vehicle*
Luis: cooking together is NOT romantic. move out of my fucking way   Leon, replying to Luis: this feels incredibly aimed
Leon: I don’t have “PTSD” it’s just the effects of the curse I have on me   Leon, replying to himself: the curse was put on me by the government but I think that’s irrelevant
Luis: don’t correct my English. I have no respect for this language, I only use it because it’s the only one you understand.   Leon, replying to Luis: you told me that purple is a highly tolerable color.   Luis, replying to Leon: yes, it’s a very pretty color. I don’t see the issue here.
Jake: I was in a lab but the guards felt bad for me because my father abandoned me and they helped me escape   Sherry, replying to Jake: you knocked them out they didn’t help you out
Piers: that wasn’t very “we’re just friends” of us   Piers, replying to himself: @Wesker_Junior (Jake's username)   Jake, replying to Piers: shut up
Rebecca: I’m on my fifth cup of coffee on my third all nighter this week. I’m seeing the future.   Claire, replying to Rebecca: go to bed, you fucking moron.   Rebecca, replying to Claire: Your future doesn’t look promising.
Helena: @Wesker_Junior (Jake’s username) you wanna be mysterious so bad, but you literally can’t shut the fuck up   Jake, replying to Helena: what the hell why are you actually attacking me right now   Jake, replying to himself: that’s it I’m putting your sister in the dishwasher you asshole   Helena, replying to Jake: WHAT

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1 month ago
“Hello, Jake Muller Fanbase!” I Say To A Mirror

“Hello, Jake Muller fanbase!” I say to a mirror

Fun fact abt this drawing! The logo on the shirt is a punk hip-hop band from Serbia called Sunshine! With Edonia’s location it can be assumed Jake is half Serb (as a half Serb, I will die on that hill) so I thought of what music he might listen to and Sunshine, specifically “Iza Horizonta” by Sunshine, struck me as very fitting. He’s also one of my fav Resident Evil characters, he’s so cool and so close to my heart.

Hashtag ik my art style is so inconsistent leave me alone


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