Jesper Fahey - Blog Posts

This is the truest thing I've seen in Tumblr.

Amita Suman looks amazing.

And one of my "friends" says she doesn't look good.

( she *the friend* needs to get her eyes checked)

I love amita sm. She's my queen. - Me ( my gay ass)

This is incredible omg

a short presentation on why you should all read Six of Crows, by @hulklinging and i 

Screaming. crying. This is amazing

Yellow is Kaz’ favourite colour.

Not some bright and neon yellow but a soft, somewhat golden, type of yellow. The yellow you would spot faintly in a sunset, the yellow that reminds him of the days as a child watching that very sunset with his family, the yellow you could spot faintly on Matthias’ hair when the sun hit it just right, the yellow spotted in small specks throughout Nina’s eyes as she smiled widely- a teasing and caring smile, the yellow found surrounding Wylan with a soft glow as he laughed and shone with pure emotion, the yellow that glints in front of Kaz’ eyes when the sun hits Jesper’s precious Zemeni revolvers at just the right angle, the yellow showing throughout Inej’s tunic embroidered in small details he has memorised, the yellow he has found to be intertwined with all his favourite things about his life.

So yeah, his favourite colour is yellow.

THIS IS GOLD LMFAO 💀😭

Ily creator you made my day <33

Inej: Kaz, how do you want your coffee?

Kaz: Dark like my soul

Inej: no sugar?

Kaz: do i look like i need sugar?

Inej: no but, i can be the sugar on your soul

Kaz: huh?

Inej: Kaz, i am tired on keeping it inside, i am desesperately in love with you, i want to marry you right now and laugh everyday so you could get drunk on it

Nina just entering: I want to be the maid of honor! because you kaz (and not Zoya) are the most important person in my life!

Wylan appearing from the roof: Kaz! i did a chemistry thingy that turns rock into gold and i am giving it all to you!

Jesper: you can break into our home anytime you want!

Matthias : Kaz i have a new tattoo! (rips shirt off) and its of your face!

Everyone surrounding kaz while trowing kruge at him: KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ...

Kaz laugthing maniacally while making kruge angels: HAHAHAHAHA...

"KAZ,KAZ,KAZ,KAZ..."

real Inej!: Kaz...Kaz...KAZ!

Kaz snapping out: huh, what?

Inej: you spaced out as if you were daydreaming or something, i was asking you if you wanted coffee

Kaz: oh sure

Inej: how would you like it?

Kaz: dark as my soul...

Inej: no sugar?....Kaz...Kaz?..and he is gone again

This is so adorable ONG 🤩💗🥰

Warmth

Nina Zenik x Child!Sister!reader.

Notes: I imagine the reader like 9-10. I just really wanted Nina so I made this. Requests are still open.

This is like a blurb/Drabble because idk the difference.

Warnings: Fluffy, a little bit of angst, very short.

You watched her hands hold the strains of your hair and worked her magic, she was braiding your hair. You missed her warmth, you missed the older sister who kept you safe. “Am I hurting you?” She asked. You shook your head and smiled at her, “Just thinking.” Shrugging your shoulders to kept her at bay, but she didn’t believe you.

“Hmm.” She finish one braid and then put her head on top yours. “You need to practice lying if you’re going to be around kaz.” You laughed at her comment. Her eyes lingered on you for a moment. She was worrying about you. “So, what’s wrong little one?”

“Just thinking how you left and I thought you were dead.” You answered in your head because couldn’t say that out loud but it was true. You had been at the little palace and training when you were tested, and you came to live with her. Then she disappeared without a word, no goodbye or anything. Then the fold expand and everyone hated grisha, you were hunted and hidden. The worst part was you had thought she was dead.

“I was just thinking of how much I missed you, I was so scared I’d never see you again. It’s just…Nice to be back with you.” Her heart broke but healed at the same time. Her arms wrapped around you and pulled you closer as she kissed your head. You smiled and giggled when she wouldn’t stop pressing little kisses on top of your head.

“I’ll always come back, little sister.” She looked up at you in the mirror. You felt whole with her back, her smile and arms wrapped around you. Closing your eyes relaxed and she went back to your hair.

It’s been nice here, even in ketterdam. The group- The crows they called themselves was interesting to get to know. You were so young they couldn’t believe what it was going to be like having you around. They all warmed up too you quickly, even kaz- Tho he didn’t admit it.

Matthias scared you. You knew who he once was but he made Nina so happy. He was a big man, and you didn’t know about him, but he never showed you any harm. “He’s a teddy bear.” Nina called him. And sometimes you could see why.

But in this moment it was just the two of you, a moment between sisters. And that was enough.

Lmao so true—

kaz: i think that i might have some mild trauma.

nina: you THINK?!?

inej: MIGHT have?!?

jesper: MILD?!?!?

This. Is. GOLD 🥇🥇

Trying to name every way kaz and Lockwood are similar. This is probably gonna be a long list

Dead family

They both like the sweetest girls ever but neither of them nor the girls will admit it

THE BANDAGE SCENE

When Nikolai asked kaz about inej in ROW and when Lockwood was questioned about knowing Lucy they both were like “I’ve never met her in my entire life”

Sad emo boys in black coats

“My truama ain’t nonna your business”

“What’s sleep??”

Everyone knows they have a crush on each other and actively ship them. (Kanej /locklyle)

ASSET????? INVESTMENT???

“If I have feelings I will die”

“Feeling things only gets you heartbroken so I gotta decline the feelings” kaz/lockwood

Has a bro that they would genuinely risk their life for. (jesper/George)

Flo’s “I see the way you look at her” and Nina’s “his heart beat jumps every time he sees you”

Inej seeing kaz pass out on the prisoners cart, and lucy seeing lockwood have a panic attack when being chased after the auction

Not kaz/lockwood but both six of crows and Lockwood and co have KABOOM this and KABOOM that

Kaz and Lockwood both being disregarded as stupid teenage boys by the entire industry they work in

Kaz and lockwood being UNHINGED AF

Honestly WHY ARE TEHY SO SIMILAR AAAAAAAA

This is the best fanfic ever <3

Parenthood by Kaz Brekker

relationship: kaz brekker/his son. a little bit kaz brekker vs his son. kaz brekker x female!reader.

warnings: idon'tknowwhattodo!kaz. iwilldoeverythingformyson!kaz.

legend: y/n -> your name

word count: 1485

authors note: I’M SORRY, OK? if you want to read something riddiculous, abstract and stupid then… well you are in the right place. please don’t kill me, i’ve great fun writing this at 3 a.m.

english is not my first language so sorry for mistakes

Saying that Kaz was worried was understatement. Kaz was totally panicked and for the first time in his life he didn’t know what to do. He couldn’t solve the problem with force as usual, right? But, come on this kid was his son, he couldn’t be that bad as others. Kaz wanted to believe in this but for him children were only little devils.

‘Don’t make such a face, Kaz,’ said y/n and took her suitcase. 'This is your son and I’ll be back for three weeks. Bye.’

It took Kaz a moment to realise that previously she had been saying about two weeks not three.

'Wait! y/n!’ He ran after her but she had already gone. 'Fuck!’

'Fuck,’ Kaz heard a childish voice. 

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OMG I LOVE IT

Nikolai and Kaz - Grishaverse

Artist: @/meridyan_art / @meridyan-art

I WANT ALL OF THEM IN MY LIFE 😭😭

I claim the brains ones!!!!

Tag yourself: Shadow and Bone edition

What kind of friend are you?

(based on this post)

I agree. 💯💯

getting Valerie Broussard to not only start reading six of crows but also watch edits made with her song is the fandom's single greatest achievement

I LOVE THESE SM

Favourite/Funniest Line's from Crooked Kingdom

"Let's go." "Me?" "No the idiot behind you."

"How is-" "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine except for me because I am stuck with a gang of hand-wringing nursemaids."

"Now why can't people be this easily trained?" Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub.

"Did you know I am next in line for the Fjerdan throne? They call me Princess Ilse of Engelsberg." "There is no princess of Engelsberg. It's a fishing town."

"Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?" "So?" "Well, usually it's just half the city."

"Big, blond and blind. The Fjerdan way."

"If I live I'll buy you waffles." "You don't have enough money to buy her waffles."

"Do you know what Van Eck's problem is?" "No honor?" "Rotten parenting skills?" "Receding hairline?"

"Isn't that how things are done around here? We all tell Kaz we are fine and the do something stupid?" "Are we that predictable?" "Yes."

"It seems everyone is forming alliances." "They're called friendships Kaz."

"You are very welcome Nina Zenik. You may repay me in the costumary way." "Waffles?" "Lots of them."

"I need to do this. I've never been to my mother's grave. I am not leaving Kerch without saying goodbye." "Trust me, you care more than she does."

"You are stupid about a lot of things Wylan, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I am going to tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue." "He' ll never believe it." "Then I 'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue."

"Come on, let's do steal all my dad's money. "Isn't it your money?" "Okay, let's go steal it back."

"I think you 'd flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention." "If I flirted with a plant, you can bet it would stand up and take notice."

"Yes, yes, Nina Zenik is hungry. Now, will someone feed me before I am forced to cook one of you?" "Don't be ridiculous. You don't know how to cook."

"On a dare I ate a literal through full of waffles and nearly went back for seconds."

"Pick up the pace." "If I spill a single drop of this it will burn straight through the floor onto my father's dinner guests." "Take your time."

"I am Dunyasha, the White Blade, trained by the Sages of Ahmrat Jen, the greatest assassin of this age." "Doesn't ring a bell."

"Fate brought me here." "And does fate pay your wages?"

"My parents thought I would drown because I crawled into the sea as a baby, laughing." "Perhaps they were worried you would talk yourself to death."

"Kaz. You may not be glad we are alive, but we are glad you are alive."

"You are better than waffles, Matthias Helvar." "Let's not say things we don't mean, my love."

"Are you mad?" "I'd probably be happier if I was."

"You have to be the craziest bastard I ever met." "I'll take that as a compliment."

"My leg! My leg!" "I recommend a cane."

"What is wrong with him?" "Same thing that's always wrong with him. He's Kaz Brekker."

Jesper followed Wylan down the hall. "Hey." Wylan kept going.

"Jes, I 've thought about this-" "Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"

Wylan ran his tongue over his lips and spat in his father's face.

He was pale, with tufty orange brows and a hunched posture that gave him the look of a giant shrimp.

He felt bad for the guy. Not bad enough to wake him up and untie him, but still.

"I 've been shot!" He had not been shot.

"How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?"

"Tell you what. When the day comes, mark it on your calendars. I can think of a lot of people who 'll want to throw a party.

"Wait. Is my tie straight?"

I love this. And I love the original owner.

Every friend group has...

the saint

everyone else would die for her or kill for her, either way what bliss

the secret weapon

that one friend that seems totally confident but still doesn't really value themselves enough

the scary one

totally unapproachable, secretly has a big heart, but seriously do not mess with them and theirs

the pretty best friend

good for moral support and looking hotter than you

the brains

is casually a genius, doesn't make a big deal about it

the wife guy

he really does just love his wife, god damn it

the strongest person alive

has been through an insane amount of shit and still somehow manages to be a lovely human

the king and queen

there's just no one doing it like them

the fjerdan

is fjerdan

Wild Geraniums

INEJ GHAFA X FEM!READER

Fluff/ cute stuff.

Inej coming out to the crows when she's dating u :)

Warnings : mentions of Sexual abuse, sexual slavery, girlxgirl, Y/N is a girl. Lesbian relationship. (I'm not good @ writing warnings so basically if u read SoC and got out fine you can read this)

Inej P.O.V

The wraith.

The name whispered amoung the ranks of the Dregs had now been given to her beloved boat.

Inej sighed contently as she looked out at the blue sea before her.

The breeze knitted a soft braid into her dark hair, the sea salt scented winds filled her senses as her eyes fell on the city which was Ketterdam.

The crows had organised a little meeting, after a few years of not seeing eachother together, this was finally a week of rest, relaxation and fun for Inej. She wouldn't be going out to sea anymore. For a mont atleast.

Nina and Matthais had planned for the group to visit their house in Fjerda. Inej was thrilled to meet their son, who would be turning one this year. Jesper wanted to take them to meet his Da, Colm Fahey, whom Inej missed in all her travels. She was eager to see how Kaz had expanded the crow club. Wylan wanted to tour all over Shu Han and Ravka, and Inej wasn't one to object.

Inej laughed thinking of all the fun they'd have.

“Captain! We prepare to anchor?” a familiar voice perked up from behind Inej. She felt two arms wrap around her waist.

She knew who it was.

Y/N Y/L/N, her most trusted travel companion and most importantly—

Girlfriend

“ofcourse my love.” Inej laughed.

“Inej!” Jesper exclaimed, running toward the girl as she walked through the familiar doors of the crow club.

“Jes!” yelled Inej as Jesper twirled her in the air.

“Good to see you back, wraith, or should I say, captain Ghafa.” rasped Kaz from beside him, extending a gloved hand.

“Good to see you too, Kaz.” replied Inej, taking his hand in hers.

Inej's heart bubbled at the sight of her two brothers, or the closest thing she had to them.

“Where are Nina and Matthais?” she asked.

“They arrived a about thirty minutes ago. Wylan went to pick them up.” answered Jesper.

“Are they bringing their son?”

“I think they are. Not sure.” Kaz scratched the back of his head.

“Inej, my love, where do I put my luggage?” huffed Y/N as she pulled in a huge chest like suitcase.

“My love? Who is she, Inej?” asked Jesper, repeating Y/N’s words in shock.

Inej turned to Kaz, face flushing furiously, hoping to see disappointment of some sort. But instead, she found him grinning madly from ear to ear.

He wore a look. A look which asked , ‘are you both together? When ? Where? How? Tell me.’

Inej smiled shyly.

“I thought I'd tell you all. Together.”

“Tell us what together?” Called Wylan from the doorway.

“Wylan!” Inej cheered.

The boy barreled toward her, wrapping her up in a tight hug.

“We. Have. So. Much. To. Talk about!” squealed Wylan, squeezing Inej's palms.

“Inej! There's my favourite pirate!” before Inej could process, Nina Zenik had her engulfed in her welcoming arms, joined by Matthais Helvar and a certain little child.

“Nina! Saints, it's been long!” Inej chuckled, wiggling out of the corpse witch’s grip.

“Okay okay! We need to go out for waffles! That's a must!” yelled Nina. “And this, is Feliks Sven Helvar, my adorable little boy.” Nina held up a small child.

“Hello, Little one.” cooed Inej, holding out her finger for the infant, who gladly took it.

He was an adorable tiny blend of Nina and Matthais. He had Matthais’s Fjerdan nose, and Nina's Ravkan warm forest green eyes. He had ombre hair, blonde locks like his father, which were brown at the roots like his mother's.

“So, Inej here, has a little something to tell us.” Jesper cleared his throat and gestured between Inej and Y/N.

“Oh! Who's this?” asked Wylan.

“ I'm Y/N Y/L/N, part of Inej's amazing crew.” grinned the girl, sinking into a bow.

“ And, my girlfriend.” said Inej, wrapping her arm around Y/N's waist.

Y/N's expression was shocked. Are you sure about this? She mouthed uncertainty.

It's not that you were embarrassed of your relationship. You were very affectionate, leaving springs of wild Geraniums in Inej's cups, her hats, and her books. Buying her thoughtful gifts. Hugging her and cuddling her whenever you got the chance to. But Inej knew the fact why you cast her that look.

No one knew about their relationship. So far, only a few among their crew and Inej's parents knew.

Inej was scared about how the crows would react about her intrest in girls, she hoped that something bad wouldn't happen.

Y/N was shipped from a few brothels and bawds before Inej freed her. She had no family. Her trauma probably lead her to fear what others might think of her being not so straight.

Inej faced the same fear. She knew the crows wouldn't be mad or weird about her interests. But saints, Inej had to worry.

“Oh my saints! We need to celebrate! With waffles ofcourse.” Nina cut the silence.

Jesper was the first to laugh. The others followed. Even Kaz let out a small chuckle.

“ Welcome to the family Y/N Y/L/N.” Said Jesper, pulling you into a hug.

“ We're so happy to meet you.” Wylan joined the hug.

Soon, Inej saw her whole group of friends, including Kaz, coddled around a very happy Y/N.

“Thank you f-for accepting me.” said Y/N, voice no higher than a whisper.

Inej looked at her girlfriend with happy tears in her eyes.

Y/N lunged forward into Inej's arms. Inej returned the gesture with a kiss on her forehead.

“Waffles.” Nina perked up.

“ Yes Nina. Waffles.” Kaz rolled his eyes. “Tell me how you took care of her while pregnant? Is this how your tree god paid you for my tree jokes?” he asked Matthais.

The Fjerdan let out a booming hearty laugh, starting the child in his arms.

“So, Y/N.” Jesper began, bouncing from one foot to another. “ What is Inej's favourite flower?” he raised a brow.

“ Wild Geraniums.” replied Y/N, pulling out a spring of the said flower from her pockets.

“This calls for a celebration!” yelled Wylan.

The rest of the crows smiled, nodding in agreement.

A six of crows meme I made when I was supposed to be doing my homework. Hope you enjoy :)

Oh Kazzle Dazzle

Best man part-1 <3

Jesper : I want you to be my best man.

Kaz : & I want Pekka's a** drowned under ice court but hey! It's Ketterdam, not some wonderland to grant wishes! Go away, Jes.

Jesper : *smug smile* Oh what a shame! Inej'd be Wy's maid of honour. We thought of saving the best man & maid of honour a dance but since you're adamant...never mind!

Kaz :

Kaz : What do you want me to wear?

Wesper Meme

Wesper baby : *starts crying in the middle of the night

Wylan : ( sleepily) it's your turn Jesper

Jesper : ( sleepily) fine

Jesper : *starts crying

Wylan : why in Ghezen's name did I marry you ?

Obviously I want wesper in season 2 but i also desperately need Kaz to make his ur mom joke.  

Jesper “no, not just girls” Fahey or Nina “i flirt with women too” Zenik

I have just finished rules of wolves and i loved it (maybe later i will do a list of my favorite things in the book) but, we can talk about the final line?

"Take a message to the crow club." she said. "Tell Kaz Brekker that the Queen of Ravka has a job for him"

If this isn't a preview for a third book of the crows, I don't know what is.

I love this post😂

The crows hanging out together, the couples cuddling with each other

Kaz laying down : i am bored…

Inej: no…

Kaz: yes…

Inej: Kaz,no

Kaz: Kaz yes

Kaz sits up

Kaz: Zenik,you and your boyfriend are disgusting, we are not interested in seeing your cutesy display, no other couple can disturb me this much with their cuteness. So disturbing there,sharing the seat like the co depending pair you are, sickens me

Jesper: i beg your pardon?

Nina: In Kaz’s language: he said we are the cutest couple he knows, loser

Jesper: Wylan and I are sharing the seat too

Kaz grabs the popcorn

Nina : Matthias and I are so cute, we share our desserts

Jesper: well, Wylan and I share our breakfast

Wylan: more like we kind of fight for it-

Jesper: you shh!

Nina: Matthias and I share our passwords

Jesper: Wylan and I share our pijama, and I am not saying we exchange them, we literally pick one and I wear the bottom only while he wears the top only , the remaining half exposed

Wylan seeing Kaz opening his mouth: don’t!

Nina: Matthias and I share our tooth brush!

Matthias: we do what?!

(Twenty minutes later)

Jesper: we share the bath!

Nina: so do we!

Wylan: Jes! (Matthias: Nina!)

Nina: we share hair products!

Jesper: we have shared undies!

Wylan: Jesper for fuck sake!

Jesper: well,i couldn’t say hair products, it’s obvious we don’t share that one

Wylan: just for the record, it was only once and my closet was set on fire

Nina: Matthias and i share dreams! We sometimes dream the same thing

Jesper: new flash! dreaming that Kaz is abducted by aliens is not a cutesy couple thing, we all have been there!

Jesper: also, to convince you who are the actual best couple, I’ll go to a lawyer, change my name and birth certificate to match Wylan’s and we’ll be sharing an identity…

Nina: not if I get there first to change Matthias’s certificate to match mine!

(Both run away from the room,Inej stands up)

Inej: I’ll get them

Kaz: the best entertainment is free

Wylan : Jesper did have a point in saying that dreaming Kaz getting abducted it’s an universal thing

Meet Phoebe, the first Wesper child

Now I can't stop thinking about how happy I would be if this musical actually existed

Once again thinking about a Six of Crows musical featuring delightful hits such as:

Overture (Instrumental)

Ketterdam [Capitol of Capital] (Ensemble)

The Bastard of the Barrel (Kaz's song)

Stars and Saints (Inej's song)

Trigger Finger (Jesper's song)

Son of the Council (Wylan's song)

Welcome to Hellgate (Matthias's song)

To Hold a Heart [To End a Life] (Nina's song)

Two Step Plan (The Crows)

Tainted (Kanej Duet)

The Ice Court [Infiltration Destination] (The Crows)

Up the Incinerator (Ensemble)

Dance of the Dignitaries (Ensemble)

Two Pair (Wesper)

Hands of Flame (Ensemble)

Waters of Djel (The Crows)

Escape [We Have a Tank] (The Crows)

Jurda Parem (Ensemble)

Stay Afloat (Helnik Duet)

Bastard's Lament [To Lose a Spider] (Ensemble)

No Mourners, No Funerals (Ensemble)

Exit the Crows (Instrumental)

Now if only I knew how to compose music...

Wespers little autumn date 🍁🍁

My random doodle of Inej blew up so I made more soc stuff lol

Six of Crows as Saint Motel songs

Kaz Brekker - "Old Soul"

Inej Ghafa - "You Do It Well"

Nina Zenik - "Ace In The Hole"

Matthias Helvar - "Cold Cold Man"

Jesper Fahey - "You're Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead"

Wylan Van Eck - "Diane Mozart"

words cannot describe how much i NEED kaz to crack me up in the SOC spin-off because his unhinged sense of humor means everything to me.

and don’t get me started on how wylan and inej and matthias are also fucking hilarious and the fact that we never saw that on screen should be a war crime.

Some of my personal favorite underrated Kaz moments from the books.

Imagine a fic where Wylan was kicked out when his father realised he couldn’t read (so at around eight or nine) and somehow survives in the barrel long enough to befriend Kaz, who is just a year or so older than him. Kaz develops a soft spot for this child who was reborn in the water same as he was, and Wylan essentially becomes his right hand man as Kaz works his way up the dregs and they become inseparable and all that. The rest of the story continues as in canon except Wylan is a bit more of a hardened criminal with less of a conscience and he and Kaz have a closer relationship (+ they’re very protective of each other obviously).

I feel like the Wesper dynamic would be really interesting as well, with Jesper perhaps being the more naive one in this.

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THAT THERE’S A FIC OUT THERE WITH THIS PREMISE BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO READ IT BUT I REALLY DON’T WANT TO WRITE IT 😭

this is just six of crows but here we go:

- nina and matthias never actually abandoned their duties for “love”. they accept each other, but at the same time are tormented by their loyalty to their country. nina and matthias are extremely homesick all the time; nina never discarded her faithfulness in ravka or grisha and matthias never renounced his religion. they changed because of one another, yes, but their story is not just “enemies to lovers”.

- inej’s sexual trauma can be set off when someone touches her - even when nina or jesper hugs her. she doesn’t react quite as badly as kaz, but physical contact still triggers her. she suppressed it so even kaz didn’t know about this until she told him.

- jesper can actually hold his own in a physical, non-gun related fight (i have proof). he is also smart enough to make his own guns with the help of a fabrikator, to argue with wylan about explosive materials and to pursue higher education. he is not just a comedic relief.

- kaz is ruthless, amoral and cold but he is not a distant boss to the other crows. he makes jokes with them, flips jesper off when they banter, jokingly calls inej “treasure of [his] heart” and nina “love”, loses bets to wylan and makes fun of matthias’s religiousness - most of the time he acts like their slappable friend with a dark sense of humor and a questionable haircut.

- wylan is not just jesper’s cute love interest that tags along on a job just for shits and giggles and the occasional booms and bangs. he is a deeply damaged child who still believes in goodness despite never believing in himself.

for people who haven’t read the shadow and bone/ six of crows books, but have seen the show:

- inej ghafa is a survivor of childhood sex trafficking. she has ptsd and reacts in a panic attack at even walking past the menagerie

- kaz’s trauma isn’t just pekka rollins being responsible for jordie’s death, and waking up on the barge. he had to swim to shore, age nine and barely alive, using jordie’s body as a float

- the darkling has done far worse things than are shown on screen. he is not a ‘lost man’ and alina is not his ‘balance’

- alina was seventeen upon the darkling being nsfw/ romantic with her

- matthias helvar did not lead drüskelle, that was jarl brum- matthias is only just barely an adult himself

- the crows are not their own separate gang, they are part of the dregs, who per haskell leads and kaz takes over from haskell after haskell sold out his lieutenant (kaz) to pekka rollins

- zoya, genya, and alina have personalities outside of either being traumatised or hating each other

- alina never wanted any of the power and fame and idolatry, and in the end of the books is stripped of it all. she is very happy about this

- jesper is a gambling addict and somebody who watched the death of his mother

Jesper: What do you have against library's?

Wylan: I've held books before; and I gotta say, it doesn't really do it for me.