John Soap Mactavish - Blog Posts

the first draft of this was soap with his whole ass out but i thought i'd spare you guys and myself also

Thing I did for @klaart for the spooky Ghoap exchange. It’s a soft Autumn vibes coffee shop au.

Ghost is a pumpkin spice girlie. It’s canon.

Fixed a few mistakes I only noticed after posting. Don’t know how I overlooked soap missing his beard.

Soap: Should I.

Gaz: If you have a death wish

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Soap: I’m jealous of your heart

Ghost: Why.

Soap: Because it’s pumping inside you and I’m not

Gaz: *sighs* warned him-

Ghost: *Blushes* wow- I…

Gaz: OH MY GOD

Ghost dragging Soap by his collar like a wet cat.

Soap: "oi what the fuck!"

Ghost: "you. shut the fuck up."

Soap: "put me down ye big ugly asshole!"

Ghost, holding Soap still, lifting him to be eye level: "I need you to understand with the most painstaking clarity that you are a dumbass."

Soap, still squirming: "Aye alright what about it?"

Ghost: "I can't have that dumbassery getting you killed."

Soap: ...oh...

Poly!Ghoap You, Johnny, and Simon all travel to Johnnys hometown and spend the holidays with his family. (Johnnys mom LOVES Simon and would trade Johnny for him.)

Poly!Ghoap will split up home chores, Johnny will be outside and doing ‘blue jobs’, Simon likes doing laundry because I think he’s an organized king, and you have to cook because these boys cannot (seriously please don’t let them in the kitchen)

Poly!Ghoap who has fun hobbies, I imagine Simon likes knitting because his mom did. Johnny would love building mini figurines (he was definitely a Lego kid no debate)

Poly!Ghoap unironically loves rom-coms and will be sat on the couch with a bowl of popcorn for the new episodes of Love is Blind.

Poly!Ghoap has AWFUL sleeping habits. Johnny cannot stay still, even when he’s sleeping. And don’t even get me started on Simon, because when he’s home, he sleeps like the dead and sounds like I, too. I mean snores like a dad, so get ready to worm yourself out of bed at 1 am and sleep in the guest bedroom (don’t be surprised when you wake up squished back in between your boys)

Soap:"Why is Price beating the shit out of a rookie?"

Ghost:"Oh, he told Roach he'd always be a woman, misgendered him, and then outed him to all the rookies."

Soap, leaning out the door to yell:"CUT OFF HIS DICK!"

Price, yelling back:"ALREADY PLANNING ON IT!"

Price, still kicking the rookie:"HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY BOY!!!!"

They seem like good friends 😀

Soap:"convert. Convert. Convert."

Ghost:"it doesn't matter how many times you say it I'm not converting!"

Soap:"we can't get married then. My ma would never allow it."

Ghost:"and my mum would have a heart attack."

Soap:"but she's already dead! Wanna kill my ma too? Want our kids to have no grandparents?!"

Switch!Reader 🤝 Switch!Johnny where he sucks the strap and calls you daddy when you're topping and he edges you relentlessly until you cum so hard you pass out when he's topping

Blood is burning my hand. So was your breath.

Painting done!

stargazing ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

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Drawn a year ago for the GhostSoap zine.

I would like to think that Ghost & Gaz tried their best to get to Soap as quickly as possible

Inspired by this image

t4t ghoap supremacy

Price is so over it

Late Night Risers

he'd trade places w him in a heartbeat