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Conversations I as myself, not the MC, would have with the LADS boys

Me : Since you're a mermaid thing, does that mean you can get pregnant?

Rafayel: . . . .

Me : Cause like, male seahorses deliver the babies no? And I know seahorses aren't mermaids but like, consider the possibility -

Rafayel: No we cannot get pregnant cutite.

Me: Damm. Wanna test that out though?

Me: I don't think I should play Kitty Cards with you Sylus.

Sylus: Oh? And why not?

Me: I tend to act irrationally when playing....just a few days ago I played with the twins and when they took some of my cards I started to punch them.

Sylus: So that's why they're hiding from you

Me: I apologize deeply.

Me: Caleb, you love me right?

Caleb: Of course I do

Me: And you'll do anything for me right?

Caleb: Anything you desire.

Me: *points at plushie* I want them all. Use your Evol now.

Me: Zayne, light of my life, only reason I wake up, the moon to my sun, I adore you, but it's Negative, and I repeat, Negative 21 degrees. I am not stepping outside.

Zayne: You're the one that wanted me to teach you how to ski/snowboard

Me: Yeah well I changed my mind. Let's read books together instead and cuddle.

Xaiver: . . . . What are you doing?

Me: Hiding my children from you.

Xaiver: Children?

Me: *holds up burnt pan* How, and I cannot express this enough, the fuck do you burn water!????

I fear I would annoy them so much but it's just my quirks

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62060377

I love Serenity, and I'm writing a fanfic of her and Zayne. So if the crowd doesn't mind, I would like to share a little funny thing about Zayne and Serenity

(no the fic isn't done and yes I'm self promoting. what about it 🤨🫵)

Zayne: When everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane

Serenity: . . . . Did you just try and make a joke?

Zayne: . . . . Did it make you laugh?

Serenity: . . . Yep. Definitely.

I'm not funny I know, but like, I love Zayne's jokes 🙏 even though sometimes I genuinely turn off my phone and do a lap in my room I'm not even joking

Re watched the trailer, again , and I noticed something

IS HE SMIRKING DOWN AT US????

When MC/Us go down on him, do you think he always smirks at us when we choke on him? Because we all know the calm ones on the outside are the freakiest after all.

Nice on the streets, nasty in the sheets 😏 But on another note he also looks very breedable so it doesn't matter if I fuck him or if he fucks me it's gonna take alllll daaayyyyy

gulps

Guys I got a confession....I like Caleb calling us pipsqueak.....and I'm slowly getting used to Sylus calling us kitten....

Past me would be so shocked about the kitten one

I was rewatching the new trailer (like any sane person) and a thought popped up in my head and I would like to share 🧍‍♀️

Forget those boys making me whimper nah...nah I'm gonna make THEM WHIMPER AND CRY

Picture this. Whiny Xaiver and Rafayel. Overstimulated Zayne and Caleb and I KNOW LIKE I KNOW SYLUS WOULD TAKE ME LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY

. . . I am completely normal and these are normal thoughts

Me staring at Dawnbreaker: You're me, and I am you.

Dawnbreaker: . . . Pardon me?

Me sobbing: You are me, and I am you

Hey guys, Zayne makes me giggle and kick my feet, Dawnbreaker makes me sob, Foreseer makes me break down, and the Master of Fate makes me hyperventilate with either sadness or joy idk quite yet :)

I love him so much why am I the Dawnbreaker in this relationship