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That is such an embarrassing answer and you said it with so much confidence like you were saying something hot oh man…
Why would I be saying something hot about ice cream? If I did that, it would melt all over the place, dummy 🤪
Yes, I’m a sadist. I’m also an extremely sarcastic goofball who fucks around a lot and doesn’t take himself that seriously
Chill out, Anonymous internet stranger; life is too short to waste it being salty. Save some of that salt for your ice cream!🍦🧂🥶😂
What is your favourite ice cream flavour and why?
Not vanilla.
But I guess you probably knew that already… 😉
I tend to prefer when they combine sweet and salty components, perhaps because it’s similar to the composition of my soul: I’m sympathetic and sweet, but also sadistic and salty.