Paul Dano - Blog Posts

Jukebox musicals are the lowest form of art confirmed

How dare the Joker 2 be a jukebox musical. We were rooting for you, buddy.

AHHH PAUL DANOOO

Its been you me since before i was me

Edward Nashton x reader

Summary: comforting riddle boy when hes crying+ him feeling guilty thinking he dosent deserves your love

He wanted it so badly.....

Something he craved since the moment his pathetic of a life haves started. Years of guilt and shame builting up in him always begin there in the back of his mind folowing him around like a shadow, constant whispers in his mind playing over and over agin telling him hes not worth it you're just doing it out of pity for him but still....

Still when you showed him a warm smile and ran a hand oh so gently over his cheek he wants to belive you for a second

Just one glarce from you was enough to make him feel like that look was the last thing he ever wanted see as the world colapsed around you too, to feel like a hero taking people out of a corrupted world like this

But will he ever be free from the burden of knowing hes the only savior in a city like gotham? He knew he wasent alone, after all there was his folowers and maybe only maybe there could be you....? But no what if you hate him after he reveals his true twisted nature if you see him for the true monster he is.....

Will you still love him?

Will you still love him if you knew where he came from? Knowing how much of a mess he is inside?

But still its been you and him before he even knew he was him

He walked trew the small shared apartment you two had face hot eyes burning with tears stumbling on everything as he hurried to reach you

You ware sitting on the couch your face twisted in worry as you saw his agitated state

-baby whats wrong?

You asked in a soft voice as he sat down next to you holding back tears trying not to reveal the mess he is

You opened your arms for him but he just hugged you putting his head on your chest as you both layed back on the couch him him ontop of you holding onto your shirt for dear life like you might disapier anything or even worse leave him for somebody better

He burried his face into your chest as he mumbled apologies tears streaming down his face making your shirt wet as he very quietly sobbed in your arms

But you just let him do it as long as he needed as you whispered sweet nothings to him arms around him rubbing on his back

After what felt like hours he looked up at you his crying haves calmed down a bit as you looked at him and kissed his forehead looking at your lover in your arms looking more beutifull then ever

Cheeks red hair messy big green eyes glossy with tears looking like a beutifull angel that fell from heaven right into your arms

And he? He felt like he wanted to die exacly like this

In your arms

I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT PAUL DANO'S RIDDLER

This is probably the first time we've seen a Riddler that's been taken seriously as a character.

Through the Arkhamverse games, for those who've played it, we all know the feeling of doing his challenges and storyline. It's tedious and obnoxious. Bonus for Arkham Knight making him look like Charlie Sheen going through a midlife crisis.

Gotham, I enjoyed, but they created him to be almost an alter ego/ split personality which I don't necessarily think is how the Riddler's brain works.

And Jim Carrey's Riddler is just... Jim Carrey being family friendly I guess. Regardless, entertaining.

Paul Dano though... he whipped out the perfect amount of obsessive psychopath and narcissism. As in, his energy really matched Heath Ledger's Joker; super chaotic and dark. Probably would have worked well in TDK.

That scene where he talks to Batman in prison was absolutely fantastic. He reminded me so much of Ed Kemper in his prison interviews. Right off the mark when we first see him unmasked, the obsession with Batman is in his eyes and never leaves. He craves that attention from him in such an unhealthy way, it's just incredible to watch and know that it's purely Dano's acting.

I'm so impressed. I really hope we get to see more of this Riddler from him in the future and I hope he gets some sort of award for this. An underrated actor overall.

draw ur favorite character drinking a hot drink. are they a tea, coffee, or hot cocoa person?

Edward !!!

Officially a coffee drinker, but a ‘I’ll mix every thing with caffeine into a cup’ in my heart.

Wake up Dano Nation 🤞

I posted another SAM fanfic!

Word count: 2,036

Summary:

“It’s been months since Manny and Hank had last seen each other. Months…. And yet Hank felt like it had been years. Each passing day their journey seemed further and further away, until finally: it seemed like a dream. A hallucination created by the brain in a desperate, last attempt to battle the will to die.”

Hank starts writing letters to cope with the absence of Manny. Letters he expected no one to answer

Kyman week day 7: Free day

Summary:

“Where did you come from…,” They belted out, it was messy and off-key, both struggling to get the words out. But Kyle wouldn’t have it any other way, a warm feeling spreading through his chest. “Cotton Eye Joe!” The mellow squeeze of his heart bubbling up with the unified laughter.

Alternatively: Kyle is lost in the woods carrying around a certain paralysed, amnesiac deadweight called Eric Cartman. The heavier weight, however, is carrying around all those repressed feelings

Swiss Army Man au (You need NO prior knowledge of the film!!)

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high time for freak!reader x dano riddler huh? lucky us! its here 😈 i chose to do hc’s as a sort of ROUGH DRAFT 😻 bc ive never done a full fic b4 but lemme know if yall want a full shebang 🫶

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ok so freak reader

ngl legit perv reader instead

you and eddie have been “friends” for ages, only friend he had, but not vice versa

you go to clubs and parties, (within reason) bc gotham hello?? you’re pretty well known though

you figured out that your eddie was the riddler by watching one of his streams, and hearing his voice

kinda hurt he didn’t tell you, so you stay up watching nearly all of them,

actually might cut like all of this out, and just go from here

kinda perv reader, on the same couch, 6 feet away from him, you’ve wanted to be more than friends for a minute now

you invited him over for some cuddling or snuggling, and he’s too busy working and worrying abt what next to do for batman or his next kill

while he thinks you have no idea that he’s the riddler, you figured it out as soon as you heard his voice on one of his streams

while he’s too into his riddles and has blocked out everything you’ve been saying (he doesn’t mean to😿 he’s precious, you’ll forgive him when he fucks you stupid 😦) you put on one of his latest streams

obviously horny asf, pants are almost all the way down, as you tease your clit through the thin fabric of your panties, not even facing him while you listen to the recording of eddie talking to his followers and fans

the low moan that escapes you, his whole body tenses, as he looks at you out of the corner of his eyes

“w-what are you doing??”

he takes in the stream and how you have your fingertips rubbing your clit raw and, how intensely you’re staring at him

his fingers clenched so tight on the couch armrest, his eyes are so wide, you’d never thought you’d ever see him this unruffled

his dark eyes follow your fingers to your clothed pussy, before traveling up to yours

(he can feel how much his cock is pressing up against his pants, he almost came seeing how soaked the gusset of your panties were)

“it’s ok, we’re friends right? friends help each other out right??”

you ask him while you pull down your panties, because holy fuck, you’re so sensitive and if you don’t get stuffed full right now, you’ll probably cry, but you know for a fact that eddies a virgin 🤭 and you want to at least take it slow for him

“of c-course we’re f-friends!”

“st’ the tip, eddie please? i promise only the tip, i swear?”

“just the tip, r-right? ok o-ok”

you climb in his lap while his leather black gloves grab onto your hips steadying you, before reaching down towards his tented pants

he takes his pre-cum covered cock out slowly, places it between his stomach and your pussy as you clench your thighs around his waist

“ok imma put just the tip in now eddie..? i promise i won’t put it all in unless you say something”

he’s been watching you this whole time, all your micro expressions, just seeing his cock for the first time almost had you creaming yourself 🫣

you reach down and slip the tip of his weeping cock into your sopping wet hole

the lowest groan you’ve ever heard comes out of his mouth

you honestly can’t help yourself and sluggishly rock yourself down on his cock bit by bit, pussy is almost vibrating with every inch you take

“edward oh fuck oh fuck, your cock is stretching me out..”

“holy fuck, s’ snug n tight, o-oh sh-shit”

he feels like he’s choking on how fast he might cum so deep in your pussy, his gloved hands have your hips in a death grip, almost bruising

you lift up on your knees and then drop back down, then circle your hips

“fuck me, your cock is so thick, cock might just be made for me huh? big n thick just for my pussy right? wanna keep me stuffed full and happy right?”

you’re so blissed out, that you don’t even realize he’s stopped you bouncing on his cock,

“you fucking promised you wouldn’t go any farther unless i told you to.”

he thrusts up into you, grinding so hard, you see static

“weren’t even thinking about me, just another cock for you to impale yourself on huh? cock slut, is that what you are? my cock slut, needing me to plug up this stupid pussy with my cum?”

ABT TO KMS , IT RELOADED 🥶 whoever liked my shit at 11:57, istg ill find you 🫥 i had like two good paragraphs 😭

he pulls you down to lay on your back, cock still deep in your pussy, thrusting so hard

“gonna fill me up eddie?? please oh god please? for a friend, please stuff me full..”

“i don’t want to be just friends, slut.”

“wait fuck, no condom. i’m not wearing a c-condom,”

“im yours istg im yours, stuff my princess pussy and watch your cum dribble out, oh fuck i’m about to cum”

“give it to me edward, make me squirt all over your thick fat cock,”

eddie slowly ghosts a gloved finger over your sensitive clit, your orgasm makes you disassociate and blackout for a hot second,

LOL you know with edwards cum, there’s a fuck ton,

your cunt is pulsating so hard that edward can’t help but cumming while a high pitched whine leaves his lips, eyes rolled back, glasses are so fogged up, can’t even see, hips still pumping in and out sloppily, overstimulating his already half hard cock, (he’s a sex machine yall)

he’s been edging himself since just the tip part, he’s panting so hard, bangs sweating, (those gloves are never coming off LOL) (i’m obsessed)

might add more to this later but this is it for now, gonna keep the top half so yall can see the background info ish ;)

THIS THIS THIS

HIS HANDS HOLY SHIT

call me back baby please?

just a thirst post yall, nothin new 😕🥶

Some Riddler art!

💕Edward the Beloved💕

Done with my finger on Ibs paint so its not great lol.

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boy, i am a sucker for the 'dysfunctional family goes on a roadtrip' trope