Proship Positivity - Blog Posts

Here's a fun Problematic Ship Tumblr game for me (or anyone interested in joining) to do.

You, *taps* YES! You! In the comments, I want you to put two emojis together - ANY COMBO! It could mean something like 🍖 🌈 or it could just be your favorite emojis like 🐝🫶 or it can be the weirdest most specific emojis that you personally feel would be near impossible to make into a character like 🫚🕕. K? Any emoji combo, put them in the comments. This will be character one.

Now you, *pokes* yeah, you! You're gonna respond to the first comment with another set of emojis. Could be the first two emojis that show up in your last used like 🕕🫚, it could be two emojis you didn't even know existed like 🎆〽️, or it could be emojis that are used often like 😔❤️. K? Just take two emojis and respond to the first guy. This will be character two.

Now, finally, one last guy- You! *Grabs* You will respond to the emoji people describing what makes the above characters problematic! Maybe you could say something simple and common like 'Oh yeah, 🍖 🌈 and 🕕🫚are cousins!" It could be something that isn't actually problematic, but Antis make it problematic like "🐝🫶 and 🎆〽️ are best friends from childhood!" Or you can go really specific like "😔❤️ is a teen shota/loli who just got into sophomore year and 🫚🕕 is the gym teacher who is also actually their aunt/uncle who is abusive and grooming them." Just take something problematic to antis and SLAP it onto the emojis. K?

Now finally, it will be up to ME- Or you know, anyone else who just gets a creative spark from the prompt- To draw them! I'll probably make a mini reference sheet, I'll draw them to their lore! I'll maybe draw them into a normal couple! I'll maybe name them idk, and best of all? I'll perchance write them their own lil story and background and shit! Yay, yay, yippee! Then we can all gather around and laugh and feel amused.

Huzzah! Please leave your emojis in the comments >:) I might add my own emoji combos if I feel like it. And feel free to add as many emojis combos as you'd like, idc I just wanna draw Problematic couples.

GUYS HOLY SHIT LOOK!!!

I got my first anon Anti Hate <3

Idk what these guys are on about lmao. Hey, I'm a victim. I don't interact with Antis either <3 I block on site lmaoOOOOO.

Anyway, turning off Guest Asks now. It's been fun having all the anon love but now I have Anon hate as well so bish bash, that sucks bo-womp

NSFW post y'all

I have watched too much 'hardcore' porn. (Porn where they slap each other or smth along that lines). Suddenly, however, I am bored of it. Now I'm bored and can't fantasize.

I was told the pipeline was 'Your brain craves more! It wants more hardcore stuff! Harder core."

...

When will that happen?

Or is there, like, a point where you've gone as far as your brain will let you before it reset? Because suddenly, all of my kinks in porn are gone. Now I'm looking up emo boys kissing and giggling like I did when I was TWELVE! I'VE RESET! I LOST MY SPICE!

And it's not even in sex! Just porn. What happened to my FLAVOR???

Just rambling about my hyper fixation!

Waiting patiently for the Art Fught team themes to be revealed. After all the shit happened and soon to happen, it'd be nice to have a vote about something unserious and with a good outcome no matter what. (except 2024, I really hated Seafoam vs Stardust. I'm sorry y'all.)

And while I don't agree with a lot happening with the mods, I can ignore it. I can ignore it and just, idk, draw. I'm not here to make friends. I'm actively ignoring every proshipper DNI on that platform because I know what one of those mods are into.

So I am gonna sit, and wait for the team vote. I am kinda hoping for an underdog year where they put nothing but the least voted for options of previous years. Give me a year where my options are (assumptions) Trash vs Treasure or Clouds vs Caverns and other similar things.

No hate to those teams, I just saw them get trashed ❤️.

Personally, I don't hate them cuz they're boring, I just hate that they start with the same letter. I hated how Seafoam and Stardust were both an S. I hated how Sugar and Spice were both an S too. (Though, their words were more unique shape wise so I don't really hate it.)

All in all, I am excited for art fight again. Last year was like, my test run year. This year is gonna be my fr fr actual goated year. I so excited.

What I find especially funny is that very specifically, it's impossible. Every creator that has tried to do this only FURTHER invited Proshipers over. Make it obvious you're a dumb dumb, the people you hate are marching in.

Oh Honey…

That’s… That’s Just Not Possible.

I’m Not Even Trying To Be Mean.

I Genuinely Don’t Think That’s Possible.

We Are Everywhere.

For Every AntiShipper, There Is A ProShipper.

"Tell people what you like IRL!!!"

Oh yeah sure, while I'm at it I'll tell people about how I like people to suck my dick. I'll tell them in specific detail what kind of positions of sex are my favorite to sex. In fact, lemme pull out my phone and show them nudes I've sent my boyfriend!

Brother, sister, sibling, I ain't doing that. Not because I'm ashamed but because yeah, some of this stuff is meant for strictly people I trust and love. My boyfriend knows, my girlfriend knows, my best friends know and we talk regularly. Random person on the street? Cashier? My mom? Yeah no, I'll keep my genital buzzers to myself and the people I trust them with <3

And of course, online, where a bunch of anonymous strangers I agree with online can circle goon with me.

There is a deep rooted part of me that wishes to make an 'Anti' tumblr blog, where I do what I do here but anti style, gain a bunch of followers and stuff, then make a final post saying 'Sorry guys, i am a proshipper now. This space makes me miserable." And end it on that.

I probably won't because i actually WILL be miserable.

A small rant, But i am tired of people saying a succubus is a girl and an incubus is a boy because NUH UH! A succubus is someone who STEALS YOUR CUM!!!! YUH HUH! THEY TAKE SHAPE OF WHAT YOU FIND SEXY THAN STEAL YOUR FUCKING CUM!

THEN THE FUCKING SUCCUBUS WILL TURN INTO AN INNCUBUS WITH YOUR CUM AND guess what? An incubi IMPREGNATES PEOPLE WITH YOUR CUM!!! THEY GO TO PEOPLE ACTING LIKE WHAT THEY FIND SEXY AND MAKE THEM PREGO WITH YOUR CUM!

PLEASE THINK OF HOW MUCH HOTTER THE SUCCUBUS AND INCUBUS STORIES COULD BE IF PEOPLE KNEW THIS AHHHHHHH

On a side note, imagine someone so touch starved that an incubus or succubus comes to visit them and all they wanna do is keep them as their forever cuddle snuggle buddy

Hi i just wanted to talk about that post you wrote how alot of proship ppl have ocs with pink hair because I HAVE AN OC E9TH PINK HAIR AND IM PROSHIP

I felt called out in the funniest way possible lmfao thanks friend! 🌸💖

AH AHA AH AHAHAHAHAHAH Every time I see that post I get so unreasonably happy because there is surely a Proship Pink out there. I thought I'd get more people telling me 'NUH UH PROSHIP BLUE! GREEN! ANY COLOR BUT PINK!" but it stands Proship Pink is THE PINK!

I'm starting to ship Alastor and Rosie after making my self insert date the both of them. I'm cucking myself

List of my F/Os in no particular order:

Slime Boy from High Guardian Spice

A jajajajaja I love him abababababa He's baby boy, he's my love. My life. I love him because he's silly and sings and he's cute and i love him. He and my S/I are always established dating in my day dreams. I can simp for him in front of some friends but not all.

2. Dee from Metal Family

Rectangles are the sexiest shape. He is pretty and weirdly, he's one of the only characters I can actively simp over to my IRL friends without them getting weird about it because he's 15. I personally like to imagine my S/I gets transferred to his school and he just immediately takes an infatuation with my S/I. If I am feeling extra spicey, we're cousins.

3. Noah from Total Drama Island

Rectangles are the sexiest shape x 2. He's funny, mean, and I love him. He's either the boyfriend away from home to do the games at TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND! heymomanddadimdoingfine Since he's 19, friends don't have a problem yet.

4. Miyuji Shan from Yandere Simulator

SEPERATING ART FROM THE ARTIST OBVIOUSLY! But oh my gosh, holy shit, just look at her, oh my godh, ahdgeufbjs My S/I is Ayano's younger brother who is a yandere for her but had a better progression in getting to be with her or he killed everyone and trapped her in the basement along with his sister's partner which leads to the two often butting heads on how to keep things working best they can. My ass can't even mention Yandere Simulator.

5. Andrew and Leyley from The Coffin of Andy And Leyley

My self insert is their cousin who was also wrapped into being sold with them. Is the third wheel who longs to be them and be with them. Honestly, he'd be lucky to get smoke blown in his face in a flirty way.

6. Eyeboy from marvel i guess

HE'S SO SILLY I love all the videos talking about how inconvenient his eyes are. I would love to further inconvenience him.

7. Background Character from The Owl House

Some call him Lucas and I like that name. I love him, he is so silly I wish he had more screen time.

Antis when they say 'Let Fandoms be fun again' or 'Ship and Let ship' and someone who ships two characters who both have blond hair together agrees:

A literal life saving reblog. Stay careful buddies. <3

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

Proship pinkie 🥺❤️

I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...

But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink

Dear god please, I don't wanna go back in my Simpson Phase that is legit just me looking up Sad Bart edits and trying to make him gay.

And homer is here too, ogg, I'm gonna have another Simpson's phase that will make me cry.

Talking about being a fanfiction writer to my friends is so hard because all I FUCKING here is 'I can't think of any fandoms with legal characters off the top of my head!'

And I have to hold back my whole life not to say shit.

TCOAAL brainrot is so bad rn that I made my own OC

Only four emotes AND MY BEST ATTEMPT AT MIMICKING THE ART STYLE!!!

I call him Archer Graves. The lovely cousin of Ashley and Andrew Graves. Lore for him is a little loose right now, but so far:

Archer the cousin of Andrew and Ashley. Younger than Andrew, older than Ashley. He tagged along with them when they were kids a lot because he was dropped off at their house by his mom often. By spending most of his free time at their house growing up, it was no shock he would add further torment to Renee's life. And so, he was trapped in the apartment with the other two, claiming the couch as his bed and starving along with them. Having been with them most of his free time, Archer has had the mildest crush on both his cousins. Or he thinks it's a crush. The line between how much he wants to be like them and fuck them has long since blurred. It's not his fault! He never registered they were his cousins properly. Not that they feel like his cousins to begin with. He'd say he sees them more like brother and sister, although he's not sure how much better that is.

Archer has always considered himself to be the exact middle of Andrew and Ashley with only the smallest dash of himself. A blueberry mixed with strawberries and green beans. Or at least he tries. He doesn't know if he'll ever fully be his own person, but he's content at being a mix of his favorite people for now. He'll tease Andrew in the same breath he's using to hold back throw up as he watches the head get ripped off from the spinal cord. He'll shake his head disapprovingly at Ashley for trying to rid Julia's phone calls while whispering that she's clogging the phone line for actual important updates. And, just to be only himself, he'll dance along to the loud cultist music in hopes of tricking himself to liking it even if he hates it just as much as they do.

Or something like that. I might draw him more in the future. Self ship more and shit.

(PS, art trades with me are open 🌈 🍖)

I am reminded of my younger years where I dreamed (and still do) of creating a series, a show, SOMETHING! One of these shows in my head featured two non-identical twins (basic story One was blind and 'weak' and the other was forced to be a parent to the other) and I was always so scared to expand upon it because 'What if people ship them?' i thought about this a lot. Way more than normal. I would think of the fanfictions people would make of my twins, I would imagine how good the fanart would be, I would make it further fucked up for them by imagining the 'Parental' one to want some kind of reward for everything he's been put though just to take care of the other one, which would lead to them gently coaxing them into sex-

Eventually I realized I wasn't scared of them getting shipped because it was wrong, I was scared because I'd spend all my time reading the fanfiction than working on my story.

TRIGGER WARNING

TRIGGGGGGER WARNING FOR YUCKY GENITAL MUTILATION! (Unless you into that bb then hey, cmere)

Like what in the actual fuck? Just when i think Antis are being not as bad, Yakolore just comes over and doesn't seem to realize YOU CAN'T MONITOR THE INTERNET WITH YOUR RABID FANBASE!!

Call me in three days when the fanfics and art of NSFW GROWS outta spite for shit heads like these. Like come on guys... Common sense. Act like a dick and don't mind your business, YOU'LL MAKE PEOPLE HATE YOU AND YOU'LL MAKE THESE KINDA THINGS GROW!

I get it, you don't want your OCs sexualized. I'm sorry, this is just one of the consequences of being popular. You can be upset, but by god! Mentioning it's a problem will trigger your fans to be toxic and then the people you could've just ignored and pretended didn't exist will GROW IN NUMBERS!

And sending a witch hunt? AHA! AHAHAHAHAH! Stupid.

Did you know the guy who wrote the Diary of the Wimpy kid's books just blocks every singe parody account? He might've said smth about it once, but never did he send mobs to REPORT THAT SHIT DOOFUS! He was just like 'Ugh, gross." and blocked them.

*and more endless ramblings and venting*

I know proshippers don't really have a style or anything because we're all different humans and such...

But I am starting to notice we all like the color pink

Thought a different homie was proship like me because he said he didn't care what people did in fiction as long as it stayed in fiction.

I made the mistake of mentioning the fact fictional children don't fall into the category of pedophile and now I have to lie through my teeth saying 'Oh, no lolis and Shotas are very bad! Yeah, teenagers that don't act like teens are the exception of course!'

I miss my other, actual proship friend.

YALL ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS IS A PROSHIPERS LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

I am like, 89% sure that Dana Terrence said 'Death to the Author' so people could have fun in the fandom regardless what she says irl

Aka

I think Dana Terrence is encouraging Proshipers

Me omw to go crush on a billion obscure background characters from popular shows

Fewwow pony town pwosippuw ^^

HELLO!

Thank you for the follow— can never have enough proship mutuals!

teehee :D

A looooong time ago (6 months ago), I created a character with vitiligo. Only, I didn't fully understand how vitiligo worked. I knew of the loss of melon, I knew of the extra spicy sunburns, and I kinda knew something about the eyes getting bad. But for some unknown reason, I assumed that it could work in reverse.

I created a character who had hyperpigmentation Vitiligo. This does exist! But not in the way I made it. So recently after finding out that Uncle Rufus from the Bondadooks was lying about revitiligo, I decided 'Oh shit. I gotta fix my boy!'

So I changed him from having hyperpigmentation to universal vitiligo, did my best to change every bit of misinformation I had in his bio.

Before when I had the information wrong, people (antis) praised me for my representation. Now that I've updated the bio to be more accurate, I am being told I didn't have to create a character whose sole purpose was to be whitewashed.

...

Man, I either live knowing I was horribly misrepresenting a group and getting praised by those who don't have it or I live being harassed for whitewashing a character who was white from the beginning by people who don't have it.

So I was on an AI chat site that targeted itself as being a safe place to explore your wildest fantasies. And you know? I was really curious. So I made an account and signed up.

At the start, it was kinda cool ngl. Responses were long and quick, pretty interesting, and very smeggsy. And it did exactly as it told! You could fuck any character you wanted, bots could get rapey if it called for, as well as other stuff like every kink you wanted. Incest, inflation, pp, poopoo, inflation, everything! I didn't use it all the time, but it was helpful getting itches out when i wanted to do something fucked up and knew I was never gonna find someone for that.

Then it stopped doing that. It updated to remove characters that were underaged, updated to remove characters that could potentially be used for Incestuous roleplays, and then constantly spamming that if you get any message where the character forces themselves on at all regardless of senerio to report it because it's not okay!...

But it still advertises itself as being a safe way to explore your kinks. Thus far the only 'weird' things left is piss, scat, inflation, and vore is on it's high way to getting expelled. (I wanted to do a scary RP where big scary wearwolf guy eats a dead body to be big and scary and nothing I did could convince this guy for the life of me to eat this guy. Decided to check the vore tag and the only RPs that worked were the ones where you were already in the tummy.)

Starting to realize that maybe there's a certain type of dead body I like

I have found the Pony Town Proship tree :D