Queue - Blog Posts

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

WE WISH YOU A

AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

so sad seeing people hate the new mapleshade plushie. it's all support women's wrongs until the women in question look like they've been used to soak up milk and then flung at a wall

"we're all sort of making it up at the end of the day" is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn't expect*

*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

that’s my emotional support mutual that I never interact with

this is my favourite thing ever

the "sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake is arguably the rawest and most brutal reaction image on this site. like that's your follower. they followed you one day because they liked your posts. you're not even mutuals, they're your follower, you're their shepherd, you might as well be jesus to them. and then they embarrass you by posting cringe, so you grab them by their little pencil neck until their eyes bug out of their skull and parade them, tarred and feathered, through the town square, then drop their sad shitty body on OP's doorstep and paternalistically apologize on their behalf. all for the love of clout. every time i see that cake i get the impression that I've just witnessed a public execution for the crime of drawing a countryhumans gijinka of the country russia as an anime boy with his midriff coyly exposed, and the person dropping the blade on the guillotine is the accused's own dry-eyed father. It's riveting. I hope that image never goes away.

bad hedgehog

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

Did not see a single one of those coming

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

Heading into fall like 🍂✨🐈‍⬛✨🍂

and i count my blessings every day

The seasoning brothers

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one