Your personal Tumblr journey starts here
When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right
I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT
time zones are so funny. some of y’all are in 2022 rn
The dawn of the final day… Flat Fuck Friday…
Last one of 2021, boyos. Let's make her the flattest fuck we can.
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
Me apathetically scrolling passed all the iOS censorship disaster discussion knowing full well nothing will make me abandon this website as my base social media platform in favor of subjecting myself to the cognitohazard that is Twitter
Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this
//uh. i did promise ya’ll that i’d make it, so I did! i even made it a card so if you want to give your best friend- i dunno- a dmitri card?? you can do that?? idk- ANYWAYS UH
//have a good Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate! I love you all!
//be back soon!! :) ❤️❤️❤️
idc if it has two posts right now support it 😁💢
Chapter 1, Page 1: The beginning
what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them
no. no no no