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The 8th Pac-Man themed Pole Position team is here, this time it's the Inky Ghost Inkyniti racing team, a parody of the Red Bull Racing Formula 1 team. Have you ever attended a race in real life? Chances are that you have seen the logo of a familiar energy drink with two charging bulls everywhere. And in the Pac-Man universe, not even the Pole Position racing championship can escape the charging bulls... or charging ghosts?? This team features an all-ghostly driver line-up featuring Inky the ghost, and Lord Betrayus's lackey Dr. Buttocks. Both these drivers are driving for different reasons. Inky wants to demonstrate that he's the fastest driver of the ghost gang, let alone the best driver out of everyone in the Pole Position grid and won't yield to anyone or anything, even if he resorts to aggressive or reckless driving. Dr. Buttocks on the other hand, wants to demonstrate that he is the best engineer a team has ever hired by building a car that can leave the others in the dust. Dr. Buttocks also managed to harness the ingredients of the Inky Ghost Energy Drink and use the beverage as the car's fuel. Who knows, Dr. Buttocks might also be capable of putting mischievous ingredients in the Inky Ghost cans for the unknowing consumer of these drinks. It may not be a good idea for Pac-Worlders to buy Inky Ghost Energy Drink cans because... well... Inky Ghost Gives You Sliiiiiiiime!!!!!

Pacrelli is a spoof of Pirelli Tires Inkyniti is a spoof of the Infiniti Motor Company Inky Ghost is a spoof of Red Bull Energy Drinks Orsoncle is a spoof of the Oracle Computer Software Company Miru 1 is a spoof of Mobil 1 Motor Oil Pac Heuer is a spoof of Tag Heuer S.A. Watches

Max about Oscar: "I've said it before, people sometimes forget a little bit- last year was his second year, now third- and he's very solid, very calm in his approach, and I like that. It shows on track. He delivers when he has to deliver, barely makes any mistakes.. And that's what you need to do when you want to fight for a championship."

"I also think, with Mark by his side, he's helping him a lot.. People learn from their own careers, and that's what I had with my dad, and Mark is also trying to advise Oscar in that. And then ofcourse, Oscar has to do the job at the end of the day, he's using his talent. And that's great to see."

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you guys would NOT survive old f1. my dad fucking cackled when i showed him all this was happening. he said, and i quote, "some of ya kids would have thrown the tv back in the day." and then proceed to tell me about the incidents and eat his snacks.

"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.

add scott street by phoebe bridgers over this. and i will sob. they're kids who grew up together. in another universe, they're all best friends or lovers and live happily <3

- george saying he has an old video

- charles afraid of what he will say

- max remembering charles' haircut in 2012

- charles turning red

- max saying he wants to see the video

okay yeah I know i disappeared for a while but exams guys. i finally get to escape highschool and be more miserable in college. but what i came here to talk about is a couple of things. i've been chronically online ofcourse and have consumed a lot of media obviously. but I will give you guys a quick run down.

1. carlos sainz: WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI??????????? i mean don't get me wrong i'm so happy for lewis and as seb said the real measure is always whether he's happy or not and fuck mercedes. but them not telling carlos anything????? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? NOTHING??? that's another level of fuckery. i love ferrari but man they just never fail to disappoint me. god damn. but he got his appendix removed and simultaneously injected jet fuel in his bloodstream so good for him. he better show these fuckers what they'll miss out on. and oh my charlos heart. how can you separate them? just how can you be so cruel? but hey i genuinely wish the best for both carlos and lewis. they're immensely talented and deserve everything.

2. max verstappen: my man dominating again. we love to see it. i love him so much and so viscerally i don't think anyone understands.

3. charles leclerc: i wish i could have the lec icecreams. he's so talented, i will cry. baby Leo is my favourite. he's doing so good.

4. ollie bearman: a talented boy. will walk to the ends of earth for him and his precious smile.

5. daniel riccardo: i honestly don't know how to feel about him anymore. like don't get me wrong he makes me so happy. but his recent comments about the horner situation did piss me off. and liam coming for his seat. idk man i just feel very icky about the whole situation.

that's it. that's the very brief debrief for now. catch y'all later.

the fact that Susie Wolff almost lost her entire career because of allegations and Christian Horner doesn't even have to worry about anything, even if there's solid proof of him being a creep, is crazy to me. women can never ever catch a break in any area of the world.

being a max verstappen fan is so hard but so fun. like people hateeee him for winning and he just smiles and giggles through it. he's such a cocky and stupid bastard, i love him.

also yesss carlos, go bestie. show them what they're losing next season. ugh i love ferrari but i hate them. also super sad for my charlie boy. we could have had a lestappen podium but it is what it is. i believe he will do better further in the season, when they hopefully fix the car. but it's impressive nonetheless how he put that car in p4 with the difficulties he faced.

god i'm so glad formula one is back. i have something new to look forward to every weekend.

ALSO MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU SIMP.

he don't give a fuck unless it's a man whose name starts with c and ends with harles leclerc. like get up max. but i would be a simp if it was someone like charles too. lestappen girlies keep winning (me).

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