Redacted Asmr - Blog Posts

please for the love of god, stop.

Hey guys a PSA for y’all considering I’m seeing this issue pop up

🚨If you are under the age of 18 you should not be on Erik’s patreon, no matter the tier you are at. 🚨

It is against Patreon’s terms of service and Erik himself said it here:

I’m not your mom but stop it and cancel your membership.

Oh that’s not-

ANOTHER EPISODE OF : WHAT THE FUCK IS THATTTTT ??

on today’s episode, you guys are gunna be helps me figure out a redacted abbreviation !!

*crowd is filled with cheers and applause!!*

(can you tell i’m trying to stretch this post to be as long as possible?)

so the abbreviation is BA.. uhh i have a feeling it has to do with hot boi winter/summer but uhh i have no idea for sure.

i’ve figured out other ones like EA, and that’s it. so erm explain please..?

SOO SOON !!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)

Giggling rn

AHHHHHHHHH. um.

Asher in his new audio has me screaming (Without the s) like I haven't heard his voice in a while so the first word that came out of his pretty little mouth had me giggling. AND THE INUENDOS??? UGHHHHHH

I need him.

BAHHAHAHHAHA DAVID BEAT THEM IN JD HAHAHAHAHAH.

anyways uhh u guys want me to post some hc I have ab RA? (Their like some lame birthday hc stuff, nothing special)

also Davids April video had me the same way. SUBBY DAVEY?? NOW.

(JD's just dance btw)

Chat, what?

Another episode of: What The Fuck Happened Here!!

okay, sine I haven't checked Eriks Patreon in a while (I don't ay I just read what I can see. I dunno if that made sense) What's going on with Sky side (What is sky side?) and HBS?? Like I see seeing osts ab that. (My P isn't working so there might a be a few P's missing)

so uhh explanation lease?

ermm what the sigma?

uhh forgot what I called this series soo uhh we'll js call it: What The Fuck Happened Here!!!

so uh I saw like a few fan arts where Sam's saying "Brown, my eyes used to be brown" and uh I really don't want to re-listen to Sam's playlist cause babe.. its a lot. So, could someone be so kinda and tell me what video it is (and maybe a itty-bitty explanation?)

Bonus: don't that I've forgotten ab you guys (I have forgotten.) I have been working on a few things (Its js me projecting on charcaters. and some one-shots)

WOOOWHOOOO

Happy 4/20 yall I know I'll be smoking something today

Erick should make another James apirlfoolisverse video

Yurrivoice is releasing a 4/20 Chuck video today right? Lowkey, I rlly wanna get into the yurrivoice lore but the again I really could not be bothered to/

ALSO HADESTOWN GOES FUCKING HARD. LIKE I WAS KEEPING MYSELF FROM LISTENInG TO IT CASUE IT WASNT REALLY MY SPEED BUT WOAHHHH, EVERYONE SOUNDS SOOO GOOOD. I'm really excited to listen to the Lola tung slime of hadestown cause she has such a good singing voice. I maybe used to have a huge crush on Jordan fisher when he was in DEH (Dear Evan Hanson)

uh oh..

Guys.. I think I'm starting to lose my Redacted hyper fixation, like I completely stopped reading fics/hc. But like i js need Erik t o post one vid, js one vid. (HELPP I JS REMEMBERED AB THE PODCAST) Nvm guys, I'm back in my Redacted era. (The fuck is pikmin?) So uh, I might start posting ab my new hyper fixations. *COUGH COUGH* jschalt. :) *COUGH COUGH COUGHHHH* (Guys who is Marc Marquez and why is he

boop.

did i change my pfp? Yes.

will i be changing it hundreds of times? Also yes.

RAHHHHH ERIK PLEASEEEEE I NEED MY ANTON VIDEO. PLEASEEEEE. ‼️‼️‼️‼️😕

also idk what Guy was on but Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead does not go hard..?

but like that line from the heathers musical ( the west end ver) from the song I Will Never Shut Up Again goes fucking hard. “A house dropped on her head the witch is dead- ding dong!!!” makes me wanna break dance on a shark.

RAGGHHHH

foaming at the mouth rn cause of milo’s new audio. HE SOUNDS SOOOO MUCH FINER THEN USSAL. AND WHEN HE WAS CALMING SH DOWN >>>>>

OHHHHHHHH

FUCKING ERIKS CHANNEL GOT Demonetized (mb auto correct)

i dunno what the means.

pretty please..? (+ me js rambling)

can someone make more guy/honey fanfics? preferably with bear shifter honey. 🤭🍕❤️

super bummed that guy isn’t in AprilFooliesverse.. 😕

(can u tell i’m typing this on my phone and not laptop)

also jame’s video kept making me giggle cause i’m in love with the stoner trope (don’t ask)

i have school tomorrow, i feel like i should go to bed early but i really don’t want to. in the words of Guy, ‘fuck future me.’

i want my very own Guy 🙁🙁☹️☹️

i hate him. (i wanna kiss him on the mouth)

as a broke person i kept buying books and slurpies during spring break.

I might end up js passing out while listening to daveys playlist. (he’s so babygirl. I’m waiting for the double wedding)

lowkey disappointed i didn’t have a question 4 u Guys tonight 😖😢

anyone else listen to the new smosh song? Submissive and Breedable

‘she spongin’ on my bob- until im ready! 🤓☝️’

Also wtf guys 😕

where u guys find out Guys canonically a writer??

also who else thinks Naomi from 21 chump street (the musical cause i’m a nerd) is a bitch. No hate on the actress- tbh props to her tho, she’s a good actress- but like i hate her sm. She’s in a musical with Johnathan Groff and fuckin harry potter (i forgot his name. i wanna say andrew ranalls but i know that’s super wrong) i haven’t heard/watched it yet so yeah.

i really don’t want the Redacted hyperfixation to end. i wanna keep this with me for as long as possible.

holy fuck it’s like 4 am.

Another episode of: Who the Fuck Is That!!!!

uhh so I'ma js say, I have so clue who this guy is, but his name sound familiar. So uh Nate Wexler, I have a feeling hes the guy who filled in for Jet in imperium/ cataclysm (Yk that lil guy who Damien yelled at [ I think?]) uhh I don't really have much info on him (Minus what I js said ab him) So pretty please help me. His name reminds me sm of Nick. (I get war flashback to his audio whenever I see him name *Shutters*)

BONUS: it hurts me sm that Asher is a meanie in Imp/Cataclysm. I'm like one more video away from finishing it cause I read somewhere that FUCKING SAM IS KING IMPERIAL???? Also, why the hell is James next on the April Fooliverse (I've been spelling that wrong) like I always forget who that man is.

Hey babes..

Heyyy so uh should I maybe do a Milo Greer fanfic??? I'm kinda on the fence ab writing for him, since I'm not that invested in the Redactedverse lore and shit.. If I do end up writing for him could u guys maybe like correct me on the lore and stuff, I mean I do generally know about the verse and important events but js to make sure do correct me. Again if I do write it will kinda be a bit ooc.. I'm not the good at fully capturing character but I am learning. (kinda) Sooo yeah, that's all I have to say about that. Also, sorry I haven't been posting, I've got a lot of classes to be studying for so that's what's taking up most of me time.

ANYYWAYSS, BYE-BYE.