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I have a silly little headcanon that if Chuuya was a part of the ADA, him Yosano Dazai and Ranpo would be the ultimate gossip girls of the agency. They would round up on the break room tabel spilling the hottest tea of the day.
+ Yosano and Chuuya feed off of each others moods so when Chuuya shows up to work pissed Yosano picks up on his behavior quickly. They end up roasting the living shit out of everyone and Ranpo simply sits back and enjoys the show with a pack of potato chips. Dazai is the biggest victim of it all because Chuuya.
+ Yosano having a secret wine stash at the infirmary. On some fridays they stick around after work, Yosano and Chuuya share a bottle of wine while Ranpo enjoys his hot chocolate because wine tastes like vinegar. Dazai is long gone wandering around a rooftop or a bridge. They are pretty much already drunk when Kunikida arrives at the agency to pick up a document he needs because he works even outside of working hours. His priceless reaction and the scolding that falls onto Chuuya and Yosano's drunk - deaf ears, gets dutifully recorded by Ranpo every time for them to laugh their asses off on monday alongside Dazai.
Hey guys it's been a while, no I'm am not dead, I've just been having a slow down in my art journey lately. I'm unfortunately not here to post art today either but I do have something entertaining for you! Remember that time when I got so bored I ended up generateing random incorrect quotes for skk? Well here are some more of the funny stuff I got!
Today I present you ✨️ WOMEN ✨️ !
This has been sitting at my 'WIP's to finish one day' list for the last half a year. I randomly decided to continue it and was abel to render it in a day, which for me is WOW! (I'm like, extremely slow at rendering)
It's also the first time I'm ever posting a fully finished illustration here so depending on if you guys like it or not, I may even bring something else out of the WIP archives.
I have a silly little headcanon that Chuuya loves biting Dazai. Dazai's been poking his cheek with the hopes of annoying him for the last 2 minutes? Bites his finger! Dazai is leaning down while talking to him to emphasize how much taller he is? Bites his nose! Dazai looks particularly gorgeous today and has been extra touchy like a cat that seeks attention? Chuuya meant to kiss him, he really did! But cuteness aggression got the best of him so he bit Dazai's cheek insted. When Dazai shows up at work with swollen and bleeding lips the ADA thinks he's just one of those people who bite their own lips to the point where it starts bleeding. In reality Chuuya just kissed him goodbye.
Here's the base I used for this in case anyone wants to draw their own pair or oc's.
Me: Yea I like this ship but they're totally unique and I don't have a type.
Also my fave ships:
I feel like every BSD fan is a Mitski fan. Like being a part of the BSD fandom comes with becoming a Mitski fan if you weren't one already. A 1 + 1 package deal if you will. As if the manga and the light novels aren't making us sad enough we also have to get our daily dose of Francis Forever. And don't even get me started on our national anthem I Bet On Losing Dogs.
Sigma the #1 fifth wheel 🏆🥳. Nikolai framed this and hung this up on their (Sigma's) kitchen wall later.
Haroo, everynyan! I know everyone is loving the college au but I don't have anything at the ready to post about it right now. So while I cook, let me introduce you to a different au of mine that I've been enjoying drawing lately👏.
A little unofficial wedding ceremony after angelzai and demonchuu slaughtered some authorized angels who tried to send Dazai to the purgatory as a punishment for falling for a demon.
WAKE UP GUYS STORMBRINGER MANGA BY HOSHIKAWA IS COMING!!! Are we all ready to cry rivers all over again?
I love your college AU!
(Is it poly or are they just a friend group? /genq)
Aww thank you! I'm so happy and surprised by the attention and love it ended up receiving. As for your question, there is no poly involved. Both skk and fyolai are in their own respective relationships and Sigma is just fifth wheeling.
Note to self: DO NOT get into Chuuya's car after he's had a heated argument with Dazai! No matter how cold it is outside!
- Sigma
College au shenanigans, winter edition:
Fyodor's anemic ass freezes to death so he wears a bunch of layers
Dazai hates the winter because seasonal depression gets him every time. He also despises the cold and freezes easily so a bunch of layers and the scarf that Chuuya almost strangels him with every morning it is.
Chuuya (Dazai's personal heater) doesn't get cold easily but he still overdress because he's a fashion icon ✨️.
Nikolai doesn't fear the cold, the cold fears him! He walks around in a t-shirt like a psychopath but still carries his jacket around in case Dos - kun needs it.
Sigma can't stand the summer heat so the winter is like a blessing to him. He dresses cozily and is in a seemingly better mood untill he sees Nikolai emerging outside in his t-shirt.
Remember when Yae Miko used the traveler as her transportation device to the plain of euthymia to be abel to meet with Ei? Such a Dazai move for real!
But in case ya'll are wondering about where that idea came from, I read a fanfic a while ago that had Dazai and Chuuya as Yae Miko and Ei and this exact thing popped up in my head and I had to scratch the itch. That being said, I really did enjoy modifing the designs so that they can match the bsd folks and it's so much fun drawing them like that so you can expect more in the future.
Other people - *sending Asagiri death threats
Me - ready to beg him on my knees because I can't handle mourning another one of my precious babygirls and it's almost Christmas anyways, miracles can happen right guys?... *on the verge of tears - Right?
The colleges AU saga continues! 👏 No like seriously, this is a direct continuation of the previous post (nevermind the fact that I drew this one first). Anyways they had gathered in Sigma's apartment to study for a group project but ended up playing board games and nerly burning the apartment down (Sigma has officially banned them of playing board games in his apartment now), hair braiding while some of them, *cough *cough fyolai *cough, passionately making out in the corner. It wasn't all that bad untill Fyodor pulled out a bottle of vodka, seemingly out of thin air, and oh well, the rest is history!
Number one mistake not to make in the BSD fandom: DO NOT BELIEVE THE FANDOM!
Seriously, on a daily basis I come across some bullshit that soneone genuinely decided is canon and post or comment about and so many people end up falling for it. While in reality they are just delusional and can't make the difference between canon and HEADcanon and are spreading misinformation. I just think it's sad, especially because newer fans (but not only) are more prone to believeing them, and it just ends up tilting their vision about a certain character, event or relationship. Not to mention them contributing to spread that misinformation further. I've also not come across that volume of delusion in any other fandom before. So in conclusion my question is, WHY???
Since you guys seemed to like the incorrect quote thing and my college AU a lot, I decided to combine the two this time. Here's the funniest stuff i gathered.
Let me introduce you to my College AU 👏 I randomly tought of this some time after watching the events in Merasault. Just wanted to take the sillies and put them into a situation where they didn't need to kill each other. Now they do this instead of studying for their exams.
PS: pls click on image for high res because it keeps looking blurry and I have no idea how to fix it, if you do pls let me know.
So do you guys happen to know a good Buddy Daddies but make it Soukoku fic? Or like any fic where Dazai and Chuuya just end up with a child in the most random way possible and now have to take care of it for an indefinite amout of time? If you do then pleeaaaseee just spare me the name. Thank you in advance! 🙏 And who knows, maybe I can make a post with my fave parentSKK fics one of these days so it would be ✨️equivalent exchange ✨️.
Thinking about Asagiri's end note in Beast. Specifically of that one part that suggests, in an alternate universe Chuuya might have run away with Dazai. Thinking about Dazai showing up on Chuuya's doorstep at 3am, in the form of a wet cat becase it's been raining all day but he didn't leave Oda's grave for a second. About Dazai just out of the blue telling Chuuya that he's leaving. He expects an explosion, expects Chuuya to shout at him, punch him, tell him to fuck off and to never show his ugly face ever again. Instead what Chuuya says is - "Okay, where do you wanna go? Russia? France? Singapore? I know a good friend of Albatross's that makes super realistic fake ID's." Bewilderment is not something he experiences a lot, not even a little. But his pertner, that he's supposed to know in and out, has managed to put him through it once again.
They end up illegally traveling around the world just because they can. When they finally make it back to their hometown, they have missed Yokohame dearly, it's time to settle down. Of course settleing down somewhere requires a stable job. A rumor about a newly formeing detective agency that's looking for gifted people to hire, reaches their ear rather quickly.
If Asagiri doesn't give us a beach episode after this arc I'm suing him!
I was boread out of my mind yesterday so I decided to put Dazai and Chuuya's names into an incorrect quote generator. Here's the funniest stuff I gathered.
One of my favorite things about soukoku is that seperatedly, they could be that vicious and manipulative detective and that cold blooded, fear inducing mafia executive. They can totally act calm and composed when they want to. But put them in the same vicinity and they become the dumbest most unhinged, insufferable five year olds.
Ok but is your reaction after consuming any new piece of media "Oh that was very nice!... I wonder if there are any soukoku AUs of that on Ao3" or are you normal?
Ok so, imagine this: Dazai danceing with Sigma was another one of his wierd ways of thinking (just like rolling on the ground) and Chuuya knows of this habit damn well. Now that they know Fyodor is alive they need another grand plan so this happens:
"Chuuya dance with me!" "Huh, what makes you think that I would ever wanna dance with you shitty mackerel?" "But how else am I supposed to think?" "Ugh, genius they say. I'm the only one who sees how stupid you are, I'm telling you, I'm cursed!" "Chuuya is no fun, if it were Kunikida kun I'd tell him it was good for the brain stimuly and he would've grabbed me by my waist immidiately." "Really, and would your Kunikida kun also succeed at pulling a vampire act on the anemic bastar as well?" "And look where that little plan of yours got us." "Oh, but you were so pleased with yourself back at the rooftop, YoU cAnNoT kiLl mE blah, blah, blah" "Chuuya is so childish!" "YOU CALL ME CHILDISH -" Dazai sits on the groud, ready to start rolling "Oh, fuck no, I can't go through this again!" Chuuya pulls Dazai up and they start danceing. Dazai immediately starts humming a tune. After just mare seconds the duo is in complete sync, after a few more seconds, their gazes are locked onto eachothers. While Dazai was hard at thinking, Chuuya unwillingly found himself analyzing each and every detail in his partner. Have his eyes always been this bright? Have his cheeks always been this pink? Chuuya is just about to fugure out wich song is Dazai humming when the mackerel in question stops abruptly. "I can't think, Chuuya is too distracting" "I LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY A WORD!"
I finally finished this seen page madness!!! Here’s more of my t4t soukoku au
The next day they went their separate ways and never spoke of it again.
