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Mizukami: Is everything alright?
Ikoma: Everything’s fine, babe.
Mizukami: Did you just call me babe?
Ikoma: Can I call you that?
Mizukami: You can call me whatever you want.
Ikoma: Alright, Lightning McQueen.
Hyuse: The next time I come to you guys looking emotionally vulnerable feel free to knock me out so I don’t say anything I regret
Osamu: Don’t be like that! If anything’s on your mind tell us!
Hyuse: Please, just hit me in the head.
Chika: We’re here for you whenever you need us!
Hyuse: Hit. Me.
Yuma: I’ll do it.
Hyuse: See, he cares about me.
Kuruma: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable!
Betsuyaku: I’m unstable too, so it’s gonna cancel out. PEMDAS.
Kuruma:
Kuruma: That’s not how that works!
Tonooka: [Making a sandwich]
Yuba: You’re not doing it right.
Tonooka: Sorry?
Yuba: Your sandwich. The mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.
Tonooka:
Osamu: Hey Hyuse, do you wanna help us?
Hyuse: Oh, I would….. but I don’t want to.
Jin: I’m not sure what made me fall for Tachikawa. Him bursting into my room at 3am to sing the beginning of HeavyDirtySoul without stuttering probably did it.
“ police sirens in the distance “
Chika, who has never done anything wrong, ever: They found me.
Chika: There’a a little soft cactus in the director’s office, whenever I touch it I say ouch and pretend it hurt to boost it’s confidence.
Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!
Izumi: Where?
Yoneya: No, the regular kind.
Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????
Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.
Okudera: There’s nothing sadder than cold hot chocolate.
Koarai: Yes there is, cold hot chocolate with ketchup in it.
Okudera: I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that.
Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.
Karasuma: Should we let him in.
Suwa: Is Tachikawa going to be okay?
Kazama: Aside from being living proof that humans are doomed as a species, he’s fine.
Tsuji: I just wanna go somewhere super super deserted and just scream my heart out.
Usami: Every single odd number has the letter “ e “ in it….
Kikuchihara: It’s 3 am, please go to sleep.
Usami: ThrEE.
Izumi: Have you asked him out yet?
Yoneya: Technically, no, but in my head, Miwa and I have three kids and a dog.
[ Texting ]
Ninomiya: Answer your phone!
Inukai: Give me a minute. I can’t find my phone.
Ninomiya: Okay.
[ Pause ]
Ninomiya: You are a awful person! You know, you’re killing me! You’re killing your captain! Hey Inukai!
Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *
Jin: What did you do?
Hyuse: Nobody died.
Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!
Jin: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Kido: I didn’t. You just walked in and started talking.
Oji: Power outages are homophobic.
Kurauchi: Elaborate.
Oji: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me.
Izumi: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don’t give a fuck about anybody.
Kunichika: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that’s between you and God.
Tachikawa:
Tachikawa: How do you set you phone to Dungeons and Dragons?
Kizaki: Are you decent?
Jin: Not morally, but I’m wearing pants if that’s what you’re asking.
Kizaki: Have you decided on a Halloween costume yet?
Kazaa: Yeah, I’m gonna dress up like an idiot.
Tachikawa, coming into the room: Hey Kazama, here’s the clothes you wanted to borrow.
Kodera: Have you ever seen the captain happy.
Yoneya: Uhh…. Occasionally? When killing neighbors is involved, I guess? Why?
Kodera: I’m writing a birthday card for him and I’m not sure if I should write “ Happy Birthday “ or “ Angry Birthday “.
Osamu: This is such a bad idea.
Yuma: Then why are you coming along?
Osamu: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Jin: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Miwa: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Jin: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Miwa: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
Murakami: I really like this whole “ good guy, bad guy “ thing you guys have going on.
Kageura: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Kitazoe isn’t.
Rokuta: Do you take constructive criticism?
Urushima: I only take cash or credit.
Arafune: What did you three do?
Kageura, Hokari, Toma:
Arafune, sighing: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.