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Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.
The saleman: I'm stuff!
Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!
In-ho: We had sex.
Gi-hun: Sae-byeok always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Gi-hun: I love Sang-woo and all the not-Sang-woos equally.
Sae-byeok: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Gi-hun: We're chopsticks!
Sae-byeok: Well... that's cute!
Sae-byeok: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Sang-woo: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
*Gi-hun rushes by with an armful of water bottles*
Sang-woo: What's going on?
Sae-byeok: Gi-hun wouldn't drink water.
Sang-woo: ...And?
Sae-byeok: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
Gi-hun, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!