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on one hand: paladin cordelia is so sexy
on the other: maybe swearing a vow to some guy is not very smart
"i am yours to command"
THROWING A PARTY AND DANCING A JIG ON ELIAS CARSTAIRS' GRAVE
"constantinople"
SCREAMING WRITHING PUKING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH
i have a fucking stroke every time i get a jordelia crumb
someone needs to invent the registry early so we can put charles fairchild on it
am i seriously behind on the chain of iron read? yes.
am i reading? no.
instead i'm thinking about the intricacies of the dynamic between the dhampir and moroi in vampire academy.
herondale men really just say the most swoon worthy shit out of nowhere
JEM PLAYING AT THE JORDELIA WEDDING I'M GONNA OFF MYSELF
lucie herondale has the most immaculate vibes in the entire tsc universe
sad that he had a rough go of it but i still want to punch him in the balls.
sorry but he admitted to actively choosing to be the absolute worse type of monstrous bully at the academy and i'm not fucking with that
before i read tlh for the first time i read cast long shadows and every exquisite thing and i have one thing to say:
FUCK ALASTAIR
if that man has no haters i'm a corpse idc idc idc. he will never redeem himself to me.
i'm so so angry at grace and her complete disregard of james' bodily autonomy and consent better be adressed.
like sorry idc if you had a shitty childhood that shit is not acceptable.
i only have the prologue of chain of gold left and
that is all.
CHRISTOPHER LIGHTWOOD IF YOU DIE I SWEAR TO FUCK
"herondales only love once"
don't worry baby you will
god anna lightwood please let me into your bedroom next
"the light of cortana"
NO JAMES
THE LIGHT OF CORDELIA
it's gonna take a fuck of a lot to make me forgive grace after she literally just sexually assaulted matthew
HOW DO YOU BREAK OFF AN ENGAGEMENT WITH A COMATOSE WOMAN??
FUCK CHARLES FAIRCHILD
jesse better get alive again and marry lucie. that is an ORDER
let's take a moment for lucie herondale though. she's such a bad bitch and she's a fellow writer
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH CHARLES AND ALASTAIR???
as a general rule i dickride for the fairchild family
if matthew fairchild has no defenders i am DEAD
if matthew fairchild has no defenders i am DEAD
every time anna lightwood is on the page i literally cannot focus on anything else
"i think it was cortana"
oh... james... no....
begging on my hands and knees for anna lightwood
before i read tlh for the first time i read cast long shadows and every exquisite thing and i have one thing to say:
FUCK ALASTAIR
if that man has no haters i'm a corpse idc idc idc. he will never redeem himself to me.