Tony Stark - Blog Posts

Bucky : So you like cats?

Tony : Yeah.

Bucky : *tries to impress him by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Tony : Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Rogers.

Tony : Bro-

Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.

Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Tony : I have a plan!

Rhodey : Good! As long as we aren’t breaking the law again, I’m open to hearing it.

Tony : …

Rhodey : …

Tony : I no longer have a plan.

Time family AU

Teacher : Your child was in a fight.

Doctor!11 : Oh no, that’s terrible!

Mom Kaya : Did they win?

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.

Pepper : Yeah I am.

Tony, at Friday : You're my child.

Friday : Yes boss.

Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.

Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?

Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.

Rhodey : Naturally.

Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!

Harley : Fuck you.

*after the Family has been separated for a few years*

Friday : So what have you been up to recently?

Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.

Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?

Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?

Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?

Peter : Cult leader.

Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.

Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?

Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Stephen : Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Pepper...

Tony : As you should be.

Stephen : No, for real, she's kind of-

Tony : As. You. Should. Be.

Rhodey : What did Tony do this time?

Pepper : More like WHO did Tony do this time.

Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.

Stephen :

Stephen : I like you.

Tony wearing silk pants : How does this look?

Pepper : like it's slips on and off really easily.

Tony :

Pepper : No ! I didn't mean it like that I-

Rhodey : We all know what you meant.

Christine : so, Stephen, there's a rumor going around that you're into Tony stark?

Stephen : Rumor?

Stephen : are you telling me some people doubt it?

Christine : where are you going??

Stephen : I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt!

Tony : You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Rhodey : I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony : Absolutely not.

If Peter parker was really a trainee

Peter : Here you go, Mr. Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Tony : It's cold.

Peter : A nice cup of coffee.

Tony : It's horrible.

Peter : Cup of coffee.

Tony : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Peter : C U P.

Tony : No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Rhodey : Your life?

Tony : I- well yes, but-

#He tries :')

#poor baby

One of my favorite/weirdest AU

Docteur - Dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - Mom

Oc

Logan & Peter Parker

Marvel

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Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne

Marvel - DC

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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They are a big and happy family(⌐■_■) ❤️

Omg it's perfection 👌😂❤❤❤❤

Okay but hear me out: Imagine Doctor Strange getting his own Ben&Jerry’s flavor, like Strange Strawberry Sorbet or something. Anyway, yeah, he gets his own flavor named after him. And can you guess which other ice cream flavor goes really really well with it?

Stark Raving Hazelnuts.

When the people caught on the trend of mixing the two ice cream flavors, they shorten the name to “IronStrange” because honestly it’s catchy, easy to remember, and a mix of their flavors.

It catches on to some of the ice cream shops, usually on their menus and whatnots have “IronStrange” in it, as everyone knows already what flavors are in that name.

Then Ben&Jerry’s caught on and released a special 2-in-1 ice cream pack with both Stark Raving Hazelnuts and Strange Strawberry Sorbet. The pack name? IronStrange.

Complete with a drawing of the two heroes on the cover.

i think the fact Tony calls the Grandmaster the Wizard of Oz where Jeff Goldblum actually plays the Wizard of Oz in Wicked is so funny.

I just watched “Avengers” with polish dubbing.

I cried so much.

It hurt, it’s really hurt :C

"NIE BĄDŹ JELEŃ, NIE FIKAJ"

"JESTEM LOKI, SYN ASGARDU"

This doesn’t spoil but announces the mood for endgame

Please, please if you’re having major anxiety disorder, or you have hypersensibility, watch out ; you may want to not even watch the film at all. I’m not saying this to freak you out or to disgust you, I’m saying this because I care and my experience with watching the film on theater had been SHIT. I had 2 different kind of panic attack and I’m NOT joking. Please, please watch out.

I dreamt Tony offered a dildo to Stephen... how accurate is that?

Frennemies prompt

Inspired by this and this post :

So I had a shitty day today (my sister is moving out and it’s killing me because I fucking love my siblings) so I went to the Ironstrange tag to cheer up a bit and I found two posts (links are above) very amusing and it gave me an idea. So what if Stephen and Steve are like frennemies because they both have a crush on Tony? In the beginning they won’t stand each other but eventually they’ll bond trough their attempt to sabotage one another. Since I ship Ironstrange it’ll end with Ironstrange for me but if there’s Stony shippers out there y’all totally can end it with Stony I’m a pacifist shipper. The only condition is to bring a lot of humor AND NO BASHING !

Idk it probably sounds dumb but the idea made me smile.

So... I’ve never been into poly relationships before but I think I’m starting to fall into Drpepperony (why not strangepepperony btw?) hell and I’m not even scared or ashamed? Don’t help me.

Just a duuuumb idea

Look, I love father-son platonic Starker and I thought about this Soulmate AU where you have the name of your spiritual child on the heart. Those type of Soulmates are extremely extremely rare for obvious reason and they displays a rare phenomenon where soul matches another’s not romantically but “characteristically”. In short, it’s like the souls have genetics and the souls of the soulmates have the same genetics. A legend says that it was born from a spell casted by a sterile witch, whom grieved on the fact that she won’t ever experience the “bond” that she believed a mother has with her biological child, on her foster son but it’s not proved so the origin of it still is a mystery.

The name won’t appear if the soulmates didn’t met each other. The “parent” soulmate will experience a deep fondness, constant worry and a sense of duty for the “kid” soulmate and the “kid” soulmate will automatically feel a really deep endearment for the “parent” soulmate.

PS : I don’t know what I’m saying either pls let me share my stupid imagination with you

I'd bet any money that Tony put one of these in Clint's room in Stark Tower

I would give anything for this omg it’s so cool just omg omg yes. 

I'm sorry this fucking screams #thunderiron

I’m the strongest Avenger, okay?! So this responsibility falls upon me. Tony and Bruce talking Thor down from his suicidal attempt to use the gauntlet, they care about Thor’s life when he doesn’t himself.   

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 

ROBERT YOU WANT TO KILL US!!