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More people need to talk about Katya and the color red and the subtlety of her expressions and how I am totally not a simp for her

this is why you need to add new cat girls to gene pool every generation or so

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

I've never been so suspicious in my life.

wish people would stop talking about me behind my back like I know you mean me even if you are just saying "the entity". Yall ain't subtle about about looking at me through a one way window talking to eachother and taking notes. "The anomaly has absconded" "we must ensure it does not come in contact with civilians at all costs" like stfu

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

yeah I have this weird hybrid flight freeze response where when I feel threatened everything around me becomes completely immobilized until I feel better.

Redraw of the panels that SHATTERED MY HEART o(；△；)o!!! OG panels + Opinions on the Luffy separation arc under read more

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this is not my best but i doodled this in a haze. anyways what if tddk were fairy/fae yaoi and izukus human stopped believing in fairies and izuku died

what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways

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mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches

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outta my way gayboy I'm boutta get it

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i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations

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uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???

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honestly even if we tell staff you know they're not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it's going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn't a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh

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🌑 the-midnight-zoom

oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf

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hey come here for a second

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absolutely freaking out right now you frys don't understand ... There's another squid at this whale fall and she's really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I'm scared as all hell ... what if she thinks I'm trying to eat her and swims away ? ?

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shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?

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where is every one ..

This is my first time hearing about Zepotha can someone catch me up

the thing about zepotha is it's literally just the worse goncharov. they WISH they could be goncharov. but instead of making any actual content even if it's just a shitty photoshop edit theyre just going on other people's content and bombarding the comment section with omg you look just like maxine from zepotha!!!

i want to see edits scraped together from five different 80s slasher films, i want to see cosplays, fake movie posters, in depth slideshow analysis videos. COMMIT TO YOUR BIT

“Ouhhh aegislash are dangerous you can only have one if you’re an experienced Pokémon trainer 🥺”

SHUT UP. SHUT UP!! LOOK AT HIM

This is Archimedes, he’s a stupid MEAN idiot who I’ve had since he was a honedge. He forgets he’s a big fucking sword sometimes and tries to get into bed with me. He picks me up bridal style then forgets he’s carrying me and gets surprised to see me in his arms. He flips people off. I am not at all qualified to own him and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for me to have him in my house. But we stay silly

Man, too bad we never got this deleted splatfest theme before final fest

I’d probably choose team divine, and I’m not even a big shiver fan!

I wrote this in a notebook when I was supposed to be sleeping. I had no idea where this story was meant to go and I was very tired but I thought you guys would like it anyway <3

Imagine performing your own autopsy. Seeing your perfectly clean naked corpse lying on a metal slab as cold and lifeless as itself. As your hands make the first incision, the skin snags and damages your scalpel’s blade, as if your body is still trying to prevent others understanding it, still as stubborn from beyond the grave as it was when it was alive.

Despite its…your resistance, after plunging and slashing and prying with your now ruined scalpel, practically begging for the flesh to open up to you, to tell you what happened to us, to just let you in, the skin gives way. Practically caves in, even, and a wretched stench fills the ice-cold room.

Gazing into your own gaping chest cavity, you see atrophied muscle, liquefying organs, decaying tissues and thick, gunky blood. Your body was only in storage for about a day and a half and found dead an hour before that. Nothing could rot it that fast, especially in cold storage. Your eyes water, but whether it’s from the smell or the fear that one day you will become this, are already becoming this, you can’t tell.

Nothing could make your body rot that fast. Not if it had just died. Maybe that corruption was there all along. Maybe it’s already within you. Maybe you brought it upon yourself.

You swear your body looks at you, it’s expression a mix of resentment and pity. It knows. It knew the whole time. They say ignorance is bliss, but knowledge of ignorance is purgatory and you must either learn, condemning yourself, or stay a fool forever.

There is only one way you can save yourself. You rip your shirt off and turn and plunge the blunt, mangled scalpel into your own chest, eliciting a reflexive gasp despite the cold numbness spread throughout your body. It slashes messily, like a rake across soil, and you see a puff of fungal spores burst from the wound.

You fall to the ground as faceless assistants haul your body into a metal storage unit, like you dragged the corpse from. The last thing you see is a single tear falling from the corpse’s eye before you are locked in the cold steel coffin and you are forced into darkness.

Hours later, long after all your internal functions have ceased, you hear footsteps draw closer. As you are pulled once again into the light by the assistants, you see your chest fully unblemished and out of the corner of your eye, you see yourself enter the room with a fresh scalpel and a haunted look in your eyes.

gang why the fuck does my dissociation issues sneak up on me at random ass times

I'm trying to paint a pair of pants why am I getting anxious and feel like nothing is real LEAVE ME ALONE...????????????

I already crashed today i don't need this