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(Carlisle looks like a mix between Voldemort and Chris Evans)

*RESOLVED* It was Rosalie enigma

Hi ! I search a fanfiction that I've read some months ago. It was a Rosalie x Bella, multi-chapters. Bella was neglicted by both her parents because she was born with a penis even is she's a girl. She was raised by a kind woman in the poor part of Phoenix. At the end she become best buddies with Aro I think. It was well written, fun but not totally a crack-fic.

I think it has been removed from AO3, if someone know what it is or even has it, it would be really appreciated 😁

Hey ! I have a headcanon but I can't write it , could you do it for me, pretty please ? 😇

It's Billy's birthday, Bella give him a present and tell him that Esme help her. He frowns but open it anyway and it's... a realistic painting of Ephraim and the first pack. Because the Cullen have met them and could talk about them to the current Quileute and he realise that only now.

Thank you💖 This is a great headcanon! I'm sorry I spent some time thinking about how to write it. Here it is. 

"Have they really gone?” Billy asked as Bella pushed him into the house.

"Yes. Except for me and Edward." Bella looked around the room. Jacob was nowhere to be seen.

"He went to the grocery store," Billy said to her.

"Emmett and Rosalie got enrolled at a university in Europe. Alice and Jasper went to South America. Carlisle had found a job in Vermont and he got there last week. Esme stayed a few days longer for her project, and she got on a plane this morning to Vermont."

"I have to say, this is the best birthday present ever." 

"After everything… everything that had happened here, they felt that the sooner they left the better. Carlisle said the fewer people we stay here, the less impact we would make on the tribe"

"Hum. It's a pity he didn't realize it earlier." Billy said bitterly.

He remembered feeling the chills running down his back when the vampire doctor called. How he wished that those vampires did not exist, that the vampires did not put his children's lives in danger over and over again. He could finally relax. They were gone and will never return.

"I thought I’ll see you later at Charlie's. What brought you here?" Billy habitually went into the kitchen to offer Bella the fried fish that had just been cooked. Just as he was about to fetch the fish, he realized that he had forgotten that she was a vampire now, with sculptural pale figure, weird eyes and pungent smell like the mix of shampoo and cream.

He went back to the living room and looked at Bella sitting on the sofa. He was still not sure if it was still ‘the Bella’ who ran around while he and Charlie were fishing, who beat little Jacob to tears with the mud, who would roll down the van window and greet him warmly when they met.

But still, once Billy thought that she would leave like the rest of the Cullens one day, he felt his heart aches.

"Esme asked me to bring you something."

"Again. We don't take charity, or any 'compensate of penance'."

"It's not money. Wait for me, will you?" Bella went out at human speed and returned with a large, delicate rectangular package.

Billy frowned and didn't reach out to take it. He refused to accept anything from the vampires. The woman's smell was still lingered on it.

Esme. 

Billy wondered. He didn't know the vampire doctor's wife and tries to avoid the Cullens whenever he goes to town to run errands. In his vague impression, Esme was a strange person. When he met her once in the supermarket, she caught him in the eye, smiled at him, and quickly grabbed her bags and left the store. And Jacob and Seth like the sandwiches she made.

No matter what, she's the leader’s wife. She's a vampire. Small acts of kindness could never make up for the harm they caused because they were not supposed to disturb their lives at the first place.

"Please? We made this together, me and Esme." 

Billy gave up, took it, and unwrapped the package.

To his surprise, it was a portrait, as real as a photo, painted three members of the pack whose names were written at the bottom, Ephraim Black, Levi Uley, and Quill Atoeara II.

"This is..."

"She painted the 1930s shape-shifters as she remembered them."

Billy stared at the three young men in the picture. He had never known what Ephraim looked like in his youth. Ephraim's few remaining photographs, taken in his later years, were kept in the Black’s family album. It had been so long since Billy had looked through the album that Ephraim's face had blurred in his memory. As far as he could remember, his grandfather always had white hair, wrinkles on his forehead, and a scar near his brow.

Carefully, Billy ran his finger over the scar on Ephraim's left brow on the portrait.

"Well. I'm glad that the vampires are gone and we’re finally in peace again." Billy put the portrait down and leaned it against the wall.

"Seven o 'clock at Charlie's. Don't forget. There’s a cake for you." Bella tried to hide her disappointment when Billy didn't talk about the portrait as if it did not exist.

"Did he make the cake or did he buy it?"

"Will you eat it if he made it?" Bella teased.

"Hell no." Billy laughed. He felt like his Bella was back.

"Tell her. Esme. Tell her I said thanks." Billy said to Bella as she walked out of the house.

Who want to write this OS for me, pretty please ?

I always think about what if Bella still didn’t know they were vampires, she was very clueless when she went over his house the first time, and Rosalie crushed the bowl and Bella would be like OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY???? and not stand there like “oh well” LIKE- THATS GLASS

Stephanie Meyer: Rosalie Hale killed her rapists one by one. Including her fiancée

Me now and at 13:

I just watched the baseball scene on my phone and now every white screen seems red... someone help me Catherine Hardwicke broke my eyes !!! 😵

I love the idea from the bottom of my heart, but I don't see it as possible. For me the transformation is an optimisation of the body as a weapon, more solid, more beautiful and more dangerous. Unfortunately the gender doesn’t fit in those parameters. And transformation only implies reparation as far as we know, we haven't heard about the regrowth of a limb if someone whithout leg for exemple was turned, so I don't think it could change organs. But it would be cool if it was possible 😁

Forgive me for making a Tw*light post, but if a trans person gets bit by a vampire, they definitely turn into the Ultra Hot form of their desired gender rather than their birth one, Stephanie Meyer eat my ass.

Canon or not, it the best ship !

bella wanted to fuck rosalie before she ever wanted to fuck edward and it’s literally canon

I have a question since I'm not american. Emmett is from the south appalachian mountains and is often used to include more diversity in The Olympic coven, he is often black in the fic in order to do this. But apparently (Wikipedia so.. idk) appalachian has also a big indigeneous population, so could Emmett be native ? It could be really interesting to see how it could affect the interactions between the Cullen and the Quileute if one of them was from another native tribe. Can someone tell me if I'm totally wrong or if this could be possible ? 😁

Jasper, a Texan: I’m just saying y'all'd've'f'I'd've.

Alice and Emmett, also from the south: true.

Edward: [about to cry] PLEASE stop this.

Have you other theories ?

How I see vampire physiology :

- Temperature :

It seems stupid to have vampires as cold as ice, because to maintain a frozen temperature, they would need a biological system dedicated to this only goal. And why ? Venom conservation ? If venom if active on human body it needs a human temperature for that so ... no need to be cold.

I think that vampire are cold because they are dead. So like every non-alive item they are as warm as the room they are in. That's why they can hold snow without melting it. But if you put them under a blanket whith someone human or in a hot tub they will have a rise of temperature.

- Skin as hard as stone :

I think their blood circulation is replaced by venom so if tissues are inpregnated by venom they will be slightly modified. So their skin is not hard as stone but it could be indestructible. If venom molecules form a mail/mesh inside the skin, it could still be moved by touch or follow movements but couldn't be pierced or tore apart. And it's that venom's mail that sparkle in the sun .One could pinch Alice's cheeks but wouldn't be able to stab her even whith a sharp knife. Like the sand on the beach, you can push slowly your arm under the sand but if you stab it with your finger you will risk a visit to the hospital.

- Why drinking blood ?

If they have a need to drink it then blood have an utility within their organisms, I think venom replace blood in their blood circulation and that's why their heart doesn’t beat but the other circulatory system still function but slightly differently. Their eyes are still humid to facilitate the movements BUT they don't have tears (it exist only to protect the eyes and theirs aren't as vulnerable as human eyes) inside are still wet too to maintain the possibility of movements (if your organs weren't humid, your abdomen would be impossible to move). Ears and eyes have their liquid replace by venom and that could explain the amelioration of senses.

For that I think blood is necessary to bring essential elements : water for the organism different systems and molecules like hemoglobin, needed to synthetize venom.

- The golden eye color for vegetarian vampire :

Science cannot explain this, Smeyer wanted a physical difference between "good" and "bad" vampires. But it brings a good aesthetic so ... let's keep it 😁

Tell me what do you think !