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Hufflepuff: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...and my heart is severely damaged.
Hufflepuff:...
Hufflepuff: So Slytherin if you’re out there-
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Slytherin: *looking up* Yeah, so he broke up with me.
Ravenclaw: Why are you looking up?
Slytherin: I NeEd TO CrY, But mY FOunDaTIon coSTeD 48 DOLLARS!
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Ravenclaw: Now that I’ve explained the answer for 10 minuets, do you understand the problem Gryffindor?
Gryffindor: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?
Gryffindor: *tears in eyes* YeS.
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Hufflepuff: *peace sign* What’s up guys? Just wanted to give you an update.
Hufflepuff: Ummm...My worms are back.
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: Yikes!
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Ravenclaw: *holds up hermonica* You play it, you get 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people will die.
Slytherin: *plays hermonica aggressively*
Hufflepuff: Slytherin No!
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Ravenclaw: *looking out the window, watching the raindrops fall* So what do you think about space travel?
Ravenclaw’s pet: *makes small noise*
Ravenclaw: I don’t speak Spanish, sorry.
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Muggle born Gryffindor: My mom said if I don’t get my grades up, she’s not gonna let me get my tetanus shot next year.
Hufflepuff: That’s weird..what are you gonna do?
Muggle born Gryffindor: Fucking study I guess.
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Hufflepuff: Hey, can everybody leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding cup?
Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and Gryffindor:...
Hufflepuff: *a little quieter* I just don’t want you guys to know I’ve...had four pudding cups...
Tumblr: *goes ahead with the adult content ban*
miss tumblr? MISS TUMBLR? o my fuckn god she fuckn dead
Damian: Croissants: dropped Jason: Road: works ahead Dick: BBQ sauce: on my titties Tim: Shavacado: fre Steph: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Jason: Bruce, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.