Weird Dreams - Blog Posts

Last night I had a dream about Lucifer, Lilith, and Adam from Hazbin Hotel and Lucifer and Lilith were sitting under the apple tree, while Adam was watching in a bush, seemingly jealous, when suddenly the tree was stuck by lightning and Lucifer & Lilith were getting burned by the fire, meaning they were getting sent to hell, and Adam screamed out, reaching out for them, trying to help them but couldn't do anything to stop it. Adam was in love with both of them, and now I wanna write a fanfic about it.

I had a dream where me, my little brother, Beyonce and her kid were all in the same room and my brother threw one of the breaded shrimp things at the kid and then Beyonce told me I needed to lose weight. I'm confused on what this means, like what even?

I had a dream where I was playing a real live video-esque game. it was not the first dream of its kind that I've experienced, but it was the first one where I was paired with a person who was responsible for keeping me alive and for whom I had the responsibility to keep alive. Whoever my partner was, I may not have known your name or caught a glimpse of what you looked like, but no one could ask for a more reliable, trustworthy and supportive in-game partner. At the start I may have thought you had abandoned me, leaving me to safeguard our relic on my own, but in the end you proved to be the better tactician who taught me on the fly how to really play the game. From saving my arse from getting killed by OP players, not to mention your crazy, but brilliant driving skills (thank the stars you took over from me. I was surprised I didn't make us crash!), you pretty much carried me until the next portal which was when I woke up. It might've just been a dream (you could just be a figment of my imagination) but thank you nonetheless for taking a stranger under your wings. If old folklore was to be believed, you were the keeper of my abilities to return to the waking plane last night.

I was at this little cottage in the middle of a field. The old lady who lived at this cottage was teaching me and a couple of other people how to do calculus. She said that it was time for a break and that we will be eating outside. So we all go outside and she sits next to me. We all take out our food and start eating, looking out over the beautiful horizon. The wind was gently pushing the grassy fields, bird were lightly chirping, and all seemed right in the world. 

Then I look up to I see these creatures. 

They are standing on two legs and walking really weird. They aren't hurting anyone just look really creepy. Upon further inspection I realize they are UNICORNS. FUCKING UNICORNS! The old lady then turns to me and goes. OH here goes Angelia. 

OUT. OF. NOWHERE. Angelia comes out on the back of a llama that is hopping like a bunny and starts to surround the fucking unicorns. The unicorns get freaked out and start RUNNING back to the forest. Like a human would. 

The old lady then turns to me and says “DiDn’T YoU KnOW UniCOrns aRE AFraId of LlaMas?” 

Hard feelings.

Now I’m in his bed

This moment fulfilling every dream I ever had

Cuddles, kisses and he treats me like a Mrs.

But there is no satisfaction in it

There has to be a problem with me at least a bit,

cause I thought we were the perfect fit.

Now my thoughts keep running crazy

Just like Donald Loves Daisy

and I dancing with Swazy

while smoking the blunt Bob said is hazy.

This makes no sense ?

Oh didn’t knew that, thanks.

I know I should enjoy

Not all men treat woman like a toy

But it’s so hard to believe

Because of all the pain I received.

-B.I

I had a dream were there was this really big fat eel that was breaking pottery and we were friends. (Size ref in bottom left corner)

Afternoon naps are wild man just had a dream that “show us your thighs” became a normal way to ask someone the prove they’re a good writer.

a few nights ago i had a dream i saw andrew eldritch with a bunch of cracked coconuts at his feet and crushing the white flesh part, he was going for the worlds deepest coconut paste record.

i started helping him, just cracking coconuts and scooping out the white parts as the coconut paste in between the brick platform walls grew deeper.

i then got my friends involved, and then soon the whole school, because for some reason he was doing this there.

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying

SMART PEOPLE OF TUMBLR I NEED YOU

Lately, I've been having some weird ass dreams.

First, some context: From about 1st-2nd grade to 7th grade, I've been bullied, mostly by this one guy in particular, and his friend too. Not only have I developed trauma because of it, but I'm even paranoid about getting a job because seeing either of them in public scares me so much. (As I went to online school after 7th grade. I'm now a senior.) This anxiety and paranoia has prevented me from getting a job for the past few years. It did not help that in 2021, while working at the local haunted house, I was recognized by my bully despite my entire face being covered up. He insulted me and laughed at me, and harassed other workers on their way out. (I had to text up front to have a manager escort me out so I could take a breather. A different manager tried to go after them after hearing what they did to me and my coworkers, so now they're banned, anyway.)

But, as of the past two months, he keeps appearing in my dreams. If it was just regular bully stuff, I wouldn't be having an issue, as I easily recognize when I'm dreaming and don't get easily scared in dreams anymore. But, that is not the case. Instead, I've been dreaming of romantic situations with this guy, and it's... weird. I mean sure, I used to think I was crushing on him back in elementary school, but now? I'm terrified of this guy, I have literal PTSD because of him, so WHY am I having these dreams?

I genuinely am at a loss of what to think or do about this. I don't understand why I'm having these dreams, because I don't think even remotely positively about him. I'm scared of him, so how can I be dreaming of these situations? It honestly scares me, it makes me very frustrated. I just don't know what to do and it's worse when I don't even know why it's happening. So please, smart people with more braincells than me, does anyone have any clues as to why this could be happening??

The Huntress

I was juking the Huntress' clutches and axes so much that her dead dad came back from the dead as a poltergeist to help his murderous daughter catch my fat ass. She reacted like a child receiving a Christmas gift when she saw me dangling mid-air by the back of my shirt. She thanked her dad before taking me to a moldy stained table and cracking my skull open with a hatchet :)

how argos helps you with heartbreak

he actually wanted to visit a beautiful Void with you and have fun but when he opened the door, he saw you sitting in your own despair

if you cried at this point, he started to panic a bit but wiped your tears away and gave you a hug (only if you're comfortable with that)

he'll make you some tea or coffee and ask you what happened

he then put on some music and hugged you a bit more

he might start dancing though

it really cracks you up, making you laugh so hard that you could've died

the next time he sees you, he brought you a special flower: the mend flower (only if the breakup wasn't your fault. if it was, he brings you a friendship flower instead)

he knows how to deal with heartbreak....somehow

he actually doesn't know what to do, he's just extra kind and caring

if argos needs to leave, he will put you in front of the telly and make you watch fun stuff with mr plant

info about the travelling with argos episodes

so, I decided to already write a new episode but don't worry, I planned to turn the first two winners into episodes, so stay tuned! also thank you so much for your participation, I could have NEVER imagined to have 51 votes on this! (also if I should add some stuff like sights to the already released episodes just tell me and I will see if it fits)

Listening to the Magnus archives gives me such bad nightmares and really weird dreams, honestly, that's part of the ride of listening to it! Had to take a break for ages because the nightmares were getting pretty bad but I'm back now and they're returning 💀

It's like this weird sleepy dream drug that gives you wacky dreams that you probably wouldn't have had before, I love it LOL

I'm on episode 95

....this sounds weird, but this post kind of invaded one of my dreams last night. So in my dream, I was trying to explain this whole problem with reconstructions to someone. I was trying and failing to describe how a penguin’s skeleton has a very long neck and actually looks a great deal like a plesiosaur’s skeleton and the implications of that, and then I didn’t have to try and explain anymore because a giant plesiosaur-penguin was swimming through the air toward us.

(After that, there was a thing with a restaurant that was inside a glass bubble and then I had to fold a parachute in a specific way so that when I opened it after jumping out of a plane it would be hard to see, so no one would know I was alive and I could fake my death for mission. And then I had to say goodbye to my friend who had just arrived for a performance but I couldn’t tell her it was the last time I would ever see her, and then I wandered off into the woods with other agents and my specially folded parachute in my backpack. There was a bunch more stuff after that, but it’s not very relevant and I’ve probably already shared way too much of my weird dreams.)

I was getting to the shore. Then you came back and tried to drown me. again.

But darling ,

Now I know how to swim.