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Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon
Guys! I found my true sexuality and would love to share...Dylan O’Brien with a weapon
Fictional men > reality
the mind wanders...and so does the eye
there isn’t a good explanation for this
In this world it’s either scoot or get boot
If someone hails the Soviet Union they can look at my left ass-cheek
i swear i was being sarcastic
You can be sad with mediocre grammar
my friends are mean
Colors and Flavors
If red and blue makes purple... does that mean cherry and blue raspberry makes grape?
Can someone diagnose me?
I'm aware I have depression. I have cut myself multiple times and often don't have feelings and feel like I'm wearing a strangers mask. I believe I have minor anxiety and probably insomnia since I get 2-4 hours of sleep a night. 6 on rare occasions. What exactly is wrong with me and how do I change this? I'm way to scared to go to a doctor or even tell anyone.
For all Sherlock fans I present you…this. I have no regrets.
Why are you doing this to me my poor sanity subby chan is my weakness at this point you’re going to drive me insane @kaciidubs 😭
Yk how chans always shirtless anyways? Well imagine it being 10x worse bc hes subconsciously showing off wll the scratcjes, bite marks and bruises his back, sides and hips have after a very intense scene yall dis the night prior. Little baby is still floating between a soft sub space and his normal self and hes just so blissfully happy anytime one of the boys mentions his back. Even accidently slipping up:
"yeah mommy said i earned them for doing so well at Global-"
OH FUCK ME GOBLIN WHAT THE SHIT?! I AM LITERALLY ON MY KNEES ABOUT THIS AND THE FACT THAT YOU THREW IN MOMMY KINK?!?! FOR ME?!?!?! SUBBY CHANNIE?!?! PARA ME?!?!
And you know his normal self feels embarrassed for calling you mommy in front of the boys, but his soft, subby self feels proud because it's true; his mommy did give them those marks, those bites, those scratches down his back and thighs because he did a great job - she said so herself when she had him on his knees, head flush with a pillow and hips hiked high as her favorite strap-on (HIS favorite strap on) stretched him open.
He remembers it clearly - he doubts he'll ever be able to forget the way you praised him while your nails dug lines into his fine skin, the way your tongue soothed every hard bite that had him crying out for more, the way you had him coming well into overstimulation setting in - dry orgasms twisting his stomach as his spent cock twitched inside of your previously stuffed cunt.
He did a good job, a great job, a wonderful job, and his mommy made sure that everyone knew how proud of him she was.
SHIGARAKI IS ALIVE AND HAPPY WITH HIS LEAGUE *i scream while they drag me to the asylum*
physically in English class, mentally here & emotionally destroyed
now why would you wake up and choose to make others cry like that (THIS IS SO GOOD)
Why is it snowing
WHY IS IT SNOWING
My mom decided to buy a shit and ice cream for some reason
Idk why but I started crying over Mitsuki's songs. I never cried over a song at night, or at least it's very rare. I didn't even understood the lyrics because I'm not fluent in English, and I wasn't even to begin with
I have never had a normal thought since I realised Aragorn/Estel would have been around 10 years old — more like 7/8 considering his heritage — when Thorin's Company passes through Rivendell, so here are some brainrot headcanons (continued under the cut):
Estel is obsessed with Thorin. Just completely obsessed. Follows him around everywhere like a cat, begs him to play with him, offers to run errands for him. Literally every elf in Rivendell is completely stunned at the behaviour because Estel is, normally, a card-carrying ankle-biter.
The Dwarves, on the other hand, are shocked by the fact that by a few days into the visit, Thorin seems to like Estel too. Gloin would have sworn that he expected Thorin to throw the child off the banisters the minute he made him hold his pet python. Thorin didn't just hold said snake, but played with him, let him do little odd jobs, even letting him sit up with him at the dining halls. On two evenings, he even takes Estel out with a wooden sword, to show him how to "fight like a Dwarf lord". All the Dwarves are just as shook as the elves, minus Kili and Fili, who knew Thorin as Uncle Thorin and are completely unsurprised that he is so wonderful with little Estel.
Lindir and Elrond find a content python snoozing in Elrond's study. Lindir and Elrond are both utterly and irrationally terrified of snakes. After much screaming and climbing on sofas, every member of staff swears Estel had been in his mother's quarters all day. Nobody thinks to mention that they saw Bilbo and Thorin hanging about outside the study, because what relevance could that possibly have?
When the company left Rivendell, Estel was understandably quite unhappy because he'd miss them, also they were going to see a dragon, and he begged to go with them. Thorin does what most parents do before going on a trip, and promises to bring him a present from the dragon's lair when they returned.
Bilbo returns without Thorin, but with the promised present for Estel. He visits the boy in his quarters and they hold each other and share their grief. Bilbo then shows him the present. He explains how Thorin wanted to give him something more substantial than a golden cup scraped off the floor of a dragon's lair — he had told Bilbo, the night before the battle, to give the boy Thorin's own solid gold wristband.
On the same return trip, Elrond expressed his condolences over Thorin's death, and enquired if there were other casualties. When he finds out that Kili and Fili had also died in the battle, a strange, terrible expression twisted across his face and he said, almost reflexively, both? both together? good. that's good. The remaining Dwarves and Bilbo were all stunned, thinking it was Elvish apathy at best, and deliberate disrespect at worst. After all, they had no reason to know that Elrond, like his immortal brethren, found it somewhat difficult to gauge the ages of mortal beings — and had thought the two late brothers were twins.
Decades later on the night before the Fellowship were set to depart, the elderly Bilbo Baggins found it hard to sleep from worry, and wandered onto the balcony, and saw a lone man practicing sword moves in the courtyard. He realises both man and combat style seem faintly familiar, like the heavy striding and swinging and slashing are the steps to an old dance he once used to know, which now lives in a deep, forgotten place within him, under layers of unravelling memories. He can't quite put his finger on it. But there is a strange comfort in the sight, so soothing Bilbo's eyes start to close, falling asleep curled up right there on the balcony. He slips off into a wonderful old dream, lulled by the rhythm of fallen leaves crunching in the courtyard — where Aragorn "fights like a dwarf", solid gold wristband twinkling under the light of the stars.
I just found this out last week and I was actually speechless. I'd given blood at the blood drive at my school the day before and so in gym the next day I was talking to this guy that I kinda know and I was telling him my horror story of how it went (I dont handle losing a pint of blood well I guess) and I asked if he donated. He was like "I can't. I'm banned for life." and I was like "wtf did you do to get banned for life" expecting a funny story or something, but then he said "I'm gay and the moment I have sex with another man I'm officially banned, so I told them fuck you and that I had even though I haven't yet".
I had no idea and I don't understand it.
So I was recruiting for my schools annual blood drive today at lunch. I asked my friend if he would donate and he said, “I can’t, I’m gay.” Since we are good friends we male fun of each other and make jokes at our own expense and I thought he was joking. But no. He was dead fucking serious. And I looked it up to verify.
In the US you are not allowed to donate blood if you are gay, bi, or lesbian.
I honestly have been pissed about this all day.
DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!
im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off
i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice
The original AOTC script having Anakin say this after Padmé kisses him in the carriage scene on Geonosis, and it not being included in the final version is a criminal offence.
I don't know what worries me more, the fact that someone made that ship or that exist people who like it
I just wake up for work and... did I just saw Cody x his dad ship art 😰🤢
... do not fucking get close to me
Ok but realistically speaking, what the hell was Izuku thinking when he decided he wanted to be a hero? It's not just that he doesn't have a quirk, dude just went on and on fanboying and not even physically training himself to make his body the strongest it could get without a quirk?? He thought he could have gone by just with the knowledge he had of heroes? Like, don't you think that Izuku Midoriya, that hardworking cinnamon roll, didn't think of the fact that maybe if he worked on his physical strength he had higher chances of becoming a hero than he had if he didn't train himself? And if he had, then he would have gotten ready for OFA faster and then would have had time to get used to the quirk and his development overall would have been so different, like, really.
The duality of art
Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny
comedy fic where there's a happy ending that includes Shirakumo coming back to himself and still insisting on taking care of Shigaraki, so Aizawa and Mic just have to deal with the ex-leader of the League of Villains eating cereal in the dark at 3am in their kitchen
Stop- I hate him sm 😭😭😭😭
The DJ family haunts me……
can i interest you in some phone wallpapers featuring @jutsuuu’s glorious art & all the garish stickers i could find on my collage app
