You Are So Real For This - Blog Posts

You are a mothafuckin sadist and I hate your ideas but I love your ideas too but fck u

im cooking up an incredibly bittersweet dead bkdk comic be prepared yall

i finished all the op on netflix so now im on crunchyroll and i gotta say these ads are worse than hulu ads

being kinda scruffy and unkempt even at the best of times is eiffel's natural state. eiffel would not look like eiffel otherwise. patchy stubble and wearing the same unwashed star wars shirt four days in a row is part of his charm. so i think it would be very very funny if just once minkowski convinced him it'd be nice for him to get cleaned up for hera. he goes to a barber and gets a clean shave, dresses up nicely, etc. he looks deeply uncomfortable. and hera hates it. she thinks he's being blackmailed. just horrified, like, oh god, who did this to you?

—————

taking my faves and squishing their faces together like they’re barbie dolls

—————

im ill

thinking about how matt eats pussy to show gratitude. he’s just so overwhelmed with how much he loves you when you do those little things to care for him and show him your love, that he resorts to doing the thing that he knows makes you feel good.

bring him lunch at work with the intention to not leave until he’s actually eaten because sometimes he gets too preoccupied and forgets to take care of himself? you’re getting bent over his desk and he’s spearing your pretty hole open with his tongue before you can say anything other than your initial “hey matty.”

fussing over him and some minor injuries he came back with after patrol? you’re getting pushed back into the couch, folded nearly in half, and he’s lapping at your twitching clit until you’ve come so many times that you become a wet, boneless mess under his hold.

wake up early in the morning as he’s getting dressed, even though you don’t have to be up for hours just so you can send him off with “have a good day at work, honey. don’t get into too much trouble. love you”? you’re getting yanked down to the edge of the bed and watching as your boyfriend kneels down and throws your legs over his shoulders to bury his tongue into your fluttering cunt.