Do You Like Jegulus, But For Some Reason It Just Feels Empty?

Kevlarsjäl by kent is extremely ‘Bruce thinking about Jason after his death’ coded but it’s also ‘Jason thinking about Bruce before he told him about being alive’ coded and you need to listen to the song because it’s also genuinely really good.

You can’t just leave these absolute gems in the tags omfg

The Batfam is so busy that Alfred could be doing anything in that damn house and nobody would know a thing. Running a criminal empire of his own, meeting with MI6 contacts, cultivating several hobbies, hosting charity events and having unwitting, half-asleep batkids mingle on their way back from patrol (and heading to bed in civilian clothes) or distracted batkids mingle on their way to the Cave. Alfred could be watching fitness influencers and working out in the Greenhouse (he's got his suit and whatnot stashed in multiple locations for quick changes).

They would totally do the get help thing

Dick and Damian- *Fighting using an incredible strategy and hours of training*

Meanwhile

Jason- YEEEET *Throwing Tim at bad guys*

Reposting this with some more of them:

7. Lyall left a few months after he was bitten and Hope (his mom) has done her absolute best to raise him.

8. He went to muggle school until he started hogwarts, but never really made any friends.

9. He always went up to the astronomy tower when he was sad and a lot of the time Regulus would be there too, they’d just sit there in silence for hours at a time.

My Remus Lupin headcanons:

1,A. He didn’t have anger issues, most of the time he’d be incredibly scared of getting angry because he’s terrified of being seen as “Just another violently dangerous and homocidal werewolf.”.

1,B. I think is that Remus was deeply instinctually protective of anyone who he considered to be family (or, as the wolf practically screams, his pack).

2. He’s disabled and uses different mobility aids depending on the situation (he mostly uses a cane but he’ll switch to a pair of forearm crutches or a wheelchair around the full moon).

3. WOLFSTAR!

4. He’s a bi disaster.

5,A. He’s dyslexic but he loves reading books and he will usually keep reading a book until the headache that he inevitably gets becomes so bad that he physically doesn’t have the energy to read one single word more.

5,B. Most of the time when that happens Sirius will read to him out loud. This has been going on since the last parts of their first year. It took years for Remus to realize that he loved it and admit that he did.

6. His immune system is usually incredibly strong but it always gets pretty weak just before the full moon, it’s to the point where the marauders will buy him a cake to celebrate every time he doesn’t get a cold so bad that he has to visit Pomfrey before the full moon.

That wasn’t even the first time, it wasn’t even the 150th time Dick called him dad, but Battinson still cries every time it happens because he’s just like that.

(Sorry if my English isn’t very good/hard to read, English is my third language and I don’t really know how commas work lol)

Clark Kent: you can’t just let this 8 year go out in the night and fight crime

Battinson on the verge of tears: that’s what I told him but he won’t listen to me

Robin! Dick gleefully: I am going to be just like my dad!

Battinson sobbing: Dad

^This. This is definitely it.

“Where’s Kate?” Well there’s a roughly 83% chance that she’s in a bed somewhere, asleep.

I understand that no one will stop talking about this just because I say so but to ME it makes perfect sense that Kate Middleton is recovering from abdominal surgery due to a condition that came upon her suddenly and is also miserable and recovering and doesn’t want pictures taken of her.

If I was famous and recovering from a hernia surgery, for example, where they bisect your intestines and sew them back together then pump you full of pain meds that make you sleep 20 hours a day, I would ALSO respond to the question “people want a picture of you to know you’re not dead” with “huh? photoshop something. I don’t care.”

My personal opinion of Remus’ parents:

Lyall: a werewolf hating bigot that “left to buy milk and never came back” one day like a year after Remus was bitten.

Hope: loml, did her absolute best to help Remus and is The Best

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

S3 Will both would, often does and has multiple times. No clue what happened to his self esteem/confidence in s4 but that applies to like 80% of all the characters in that season. (I have no clue what the writers were thinking that whole time)

Headcanon that Will becomes more comfortable joking with everyone, and when he’s losing Uno he gasps and touches the back of his neck and everyone starts flipping out so he can figure out his game plan with his three yellow cards.

What if there is a world where Jack and Janet swapped, and who got the coma, etc.?

I mostly thought of this cuz I had an amusing thought at work that goes something like this: Ra's: "Your father must have quite the man, Timothy. With just how perfectly you turned out. " Tim: "No, I got it from my mother. And if you know what's best for you, stay away from her. " ---Time Skip--- Janet walks into Wayne Manor: "Timothy, what have I told you about letting your stuff lie about in its improper place?" Tim: "Not, too, Mother. I'm sorry for being so thoughtless." Janet hands Tim a suspicious jar: "I'll be merciful this time; your surgery is booked for tomorrow, so make sure to get your affairs in order." Janet turns to Damien and hands him a card. "This is out of courtesy, child. Make sure not to repeat the mistake. Either of you." She eyes Jason and Damien. "And Mr. Grayson, your thin ice too, for the attempted hospitalization of my Timomothy." And with that, she walks back out. Bruce hesitantly asks: "Tim... Why did Janet hand Damien a sorry for your loss card?" Tim: "Well, since I now have my spleen in the jar, Bruce, I'm pretty sure Ra's is dead."