Reposting This With Some More Of Them:

Petition to rename(MCU) Loki to Loki Friggabarn. Giving Loki this last name would follow the Viking naming convention of someone’s last name being their parents first name (usually) followed by either son or dottir. (This way of giving last names is actually still used in Iceland) Frigga, because she was Loki’s only true parent (let’s face it Odin was an asshole and Loki never even knew Laufey) and barn because it means child in at least 3 Nordic languages (Danish,Swedish and Norwegian) and the reason Loki doesn’t get son or dottir in their last name is because they’re genderfluid/non-binary. So all in all Loki Friggabarn.

Edit: apparently there’s a gender neutral “child of” suffix in icelandic, it’s -bur, so Loki’s name could also be Loki Friggabur.

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

I hate when people lose something and then when they finally find it they say “It’s always in the last place you look.”

Like??? Yes, of course it is?? You don’t keep looking for something after you’ve already found it, right???

I just came from the video to find the original post lol

Also wtf is this man there’s apparently an entire community on tiktok that’s seen my post but I can’t even interact with them because I DIDNT POST IT I WAS ROBBED LMAOO

At this point it probably doesn’t even count as baking anymore.

I am in tears

How did you spend the ao3 shutdown?

I was busy turning my bathroom into a biohazard comparable to nuclear fallout because I’m stupid and ate an entire jar of roasted onions yesterday. And re-reading wfa.

I’m reposting this so I can find it again

Bartender: What would you like?

Sirius: *stares at the bartender* sex.

James: *sighs* on the beach... ummm.... Remus. He wants cocktail sex on the beach.

Sirius: yes, a cocktail, of course

Remus: *tries to hold back a smile* of course. And you?

James: cosmopolitan, please

Remus: *goes to make cocktails*.

Sirius: *whispers* but I didn't want a cocktail. Did you even see him?!!!

James: *laughs* yeah.

Remus: *serves cocktails* your cosmopolitan and your sex *stares at Sirius* on the beach.

James: *whispers* ask him for his phone number

Remus: *nods at the glass with a piece of paper with neat numbers on it*

I love Knox, and I think I want to be him because he’s allowed to be very smart for a joke like once an episode without being expected to be that smart all the time

Don't claim you like himbos unless you stan Knox from Some Assembly Required

Just a reminder that both of these things are still going on right now

taylor swift being person of the year? she has one of the biggest platforms in the world has said nothing about the genocide happening and continues to stay silent on it. we’re seeing journalists and photographers risk their lives to show us what’s taking place in gaza but sure! give it to the pop star

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.