“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
"Deuce, you're hurting me (zestful intonation)"
Out of my three favorite comedies (IASIP, Community, Psych), Psych probably is the only one I'd trust with my drink
Me after I stuff james cordon's mangled body into his accursed rat suit and erase him from all existing media:
Hello bisexual community
THE PICTURE OF ADRIEN AS A CHILD IN THE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG MOVIE IS TRACED FROM A BOSS BABY RENDER OF TIM IVE KNOWN THIS FOR MONTHS
kill your barber man
based on these pics by jimmyoutsold on twt
Every once in a while I remember Donald duck helped discover/predict methylene
bears with chainsaw hands are very cool and useful. lumber bears, construction bears, texas chainsaw massacre bears, anywhere you can use chainsaws. pronounce (no blue hair) / meelo hate blog
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