Uh Oh Pookie Is A Bit Fucked Up

When mom finds out what you’ve been doing.

IF…

Don’t freeze.

✩ *॰ May the Fourth be with you ॰ *✩

Lydia: Betelgeuse, remind me how you say your name again?

Betelgeuse: I am NOT falling for that again

Adam: Wait you can say your own name?

Betelgeuse: No it's just--

Barbara: Can you say them as individual words?

Betelgeuse: NO I CAN'T IT JUST COMES OUT AS BEBEL AND BUCE OK? BEBELBUCE

Lydia: There it is!!

Adam:

Barbara:

Betelgeuse:

Adam: That is the CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD

Barbara: I love that so much oh my god

Betelgeuse, pink-haired & blushy: Shut up or I'll slap you

i found a german voice for beej look out !! i love tommy morgenstern, especially as tamatoa – listen to his snarl at the end ;V; he goes from playful to menacing in seconds I LOVE IT thanks @beetlebitties for the inspiration OMGG!!

They’ve only had sex through the forcebond

s/o: Beej where did you get that?!

BJ: From the graveyard.

s/o: THE GRAVEYARD?!!!

BJ:

Lydia: if I google your name three times will you be summoned

Beetlejuice: you know what? it just might

Lydia, typing: dumbass dumbass dumbass

Beetlejuice: that’s not how you sp- WAIT

Eye contact is more intimate than words will ever be. [x]