s/o: Beej where did you get that?!
BJ: From the graveyard.
s/o: THE GRAVEYARD?!!!
BJ:
Lydia: Betelgeuse, remind me how you say your name again?
Betelgeuse: I am NOT falling for that again
Adam: Wait you can say your own name?
Betelgeuse: No it's just--
Barbara: Can you say them as individual words?
Betelgeuse: NO I CAN'T IT JUST COMES OUT AS BEBEL AND BUCE OK? BEBELBUCE
Lydia: There it is!!
Adam:
Barbara:
Betelgeuse:
Adam: That is the CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
Barbara: I love that so much oh my god
Betelgeuse, pink-haired & blushy: Shut up or I'll slap you
... you know
IT'S SHOWTIME
Vampire and werewolf dating
Me: *summons BJ outside of the home*
BJ: Whats wrong babes who do you need me to kill????
Me: Wanna see a weird bug?
BJ: …. hell yeah
ok no offense but I think will did it better
i swear whenever i see Lydia wearing that buttercup dress it just make me wish we got a scene where after she calls Beetlejuice three times he pops up & goes
bj: it's showtiiiimmmeee….LYDIA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!
Lydia: delia made me wear it
bj:oh really?... delia you're getting it first!
And another one because my dumb heart can't resist
tfw your dumbass demon bfff gets exorcized
and you gotta dive into The Well of Lost Souls with your ghost parents to bring him back home ugh smh
Lydia: Has anyone seen the new bag of catnip I just bought?
Betelgeuse, lying face-up on the floor: N....o...
Lydia: Why are your pupils so dilated
Betelgeuse: Why is. ?
Lydia:
Lydia: Did you eat the catnip you literal fucking pussy
Betelgeuse: Lol yeah
A commission for @alljuicedup for her RP with @deetz-n-beej! There’s a link to the first chapter here!
Betelgeuse, snuggled up with Adam: *purrr*
Adam: I thought your name was Betelgeuse, not Kittengeuse!
Betelgeuse: *slowly looks up at him*
Adam: Come on, I thought that was the purrrfect joke!
Betelgeuse: I will claw your face off
Adam: Don't throw a HISSyfit!
Betelgeuse: One more and I swear to god.
Adam:
Betelgeuse:
Adam: Sorry about those clawful puns, I'll retract them!
Betelgeuse, taking their claws out: I'll show you what you'll retract when I fuckin claw your--
Adam: AH OKAY I'M SORRY I'LL STOP
You compliment Beetlejuice and he gets all flustered ✨
Hahahahaha I don’t know why I made this… I’m sorry
[Mahiru points at Vampire!Kuro]
Mahiru: My love.
[Mahiru gestures to Human!Kuro]
Mahiru: My soft boi.
[Mahiru looks at Demon!Kuro with horns]
Mahiru: ... Well, mark me down as scared and horny.
Drawing request: Beej just,,, eating trash. Like a wrapper or something
3 am at the deetz/maitland household
Ralalala again some doodles about BJ but with Lydia ;D
Eye contact is more intimate than words will ever be. [x]
for the beetlejuice suggestions, maybe some happy stimming lydia n' beej?
YES! I’m a big fan of the autistic headcanon thing! I’m autistic as well! I don’t stim though. But I think it’s so pure and sweet!
MY CHILDREN ARE EXCITED ABOUT HAUNTING INNOCENT PEOPLE! YES!
Unfinished sketch of some quality time. Gossiping about school probably. 😜
I’m working on another art request. Its gonna take a bit longer though and I need to go to work, so have this to tie you over. 😘
Lydia: if I google your name three times will you be summoned
Beetlejuice: you know what? it just might
Lydia, typing: dumbass dumbass dumbass
Beetlejuice: that’s not how you sp- WAIT
IF…
Happy New Year everyone!!
#reylo Always on the same wavelength. <3
Hehehe. BJ's version of a romantic midnight kiss. Happy New Years everybody.
The only explanation you’ll ever need!
I have spoken.
(Hello I’m back to Tumblr again)
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