Had To Reblog It

just saw a tweet that said ‘my mama didn’t raise no bitch, and even if she did, it’s my brother.’ and if that’s not mira and brennan i don’t know what is.

going back and reading fourth wing after iron flame is so fun because you can see all the times vi had unhinged thoughts about how hot and beautiful xaden is and you know he was totally catching them

i bet he was mentally kicking his little booted feet the whole entire time and trying not to blush

like when he first takes her to the mat and she’s fuming but her internal monologue is literally like:

“the golden flecks on his eyes seem to dance”

“the bitter illogical taste of jealousy fills my mouth”

“beautiful. fucking. asshole.”

“my breath catches and my body warms, the traitorous bitch. you are not attracted to toxic men, i remind myself, and yet, here i am, getting all attracted. i have been since the first second i saw him, if i feel like being honest.”

“fire races along my skin at the feel of his fingers lacing with mine. toxic. dangerous. wants to kill you. nope, doesn’t matter. my pulse still skitters like a teenager.”

“i swallow, refusing to think of other things that are a good fit at this angle”

xaden probably went to his room after this and screamed into a pillow

Currently imagining first year Xaden being told about the patches and how cadets usually like to collect them and sew them on their uniforms. And Xaden just being like "no".

Meanwhile Garrick immediately jumps in with "I call dibs on his patches then."

And their squad leader is just like absolutely not that is not how any of this works.

Noooo not the Pokémon cards!!!!

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

Never saw anything that sums up my whole life

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too

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What if their was someone in there?!?!?!?

*bows*🙇‍♀️

"blue ody" this. "red ody" that.

@neal-illustrator you have an agenda and i'm following through with it.

*glare*

percy: annabeth, come play soldiers with me

annabeth, fake chuckling: silly percy, it's not playing soldiers if we are soldiers

percy, with an over exaggerated knee slap and laughter: of course! how could i forget, we're literally child soldiers!

both: *glares at gods*