ATTENTION EVERYONE!! WE’VE REACHED PEAK COMEDY

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👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

“booktok girlies” are so funny to me.

“here are the top five NASTIEST books i’ve read this month 🌶️🥵”

and it’s like not even smut, its just some basic fast burn cringey “her emerald green orbs”, “men writing women”, “im in love with the enemy” basic shit, with like a sex scene that lasts way too long

like get your ass on Ao3 😭

the shit ive— not even read, just heard about is insane “rape/non-con” WHAT? EXCUSE ME WHY IS THAT A TAG WHO IS READING THAT????

but wattpad’s pretty crazy too, glad I’ve left that phase FAR behind me… eugh *shivers*

but seriously go on fucking Ao3, theres fucking fics with a million words on there

like go fucking read a billford fic and come back to me.

not even bro, just a fic w/ bill innit is enough— A FIC FROM THE GF FANDOM IS ENOUGH

*COUGH, DIPPER GOES TO TACO BELL, COUGH COUGH*

like go read a fandom fic, pick a fandom, any fandom! (please dont ask for suggestions, i’m traumatised)

HAHAHHAHJAHHHSHSHSH LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT BILL HE’S SO….!!!!! AAHHGG?? YOU KNOW? IM GOING TO EXPLODE.

H... hello billford people...

If I didn't have commissions to work on, I swear I'd be drawing nothing but these two all day. I'd have a fucking graphic novella by now dksjhjskgh

But these are some doodles I've done while slacking off. I really hope you like them, I've honestly been excited to throw my stuff into the tumblr billford pile (seriously, there are SO many of you making artwork, and you're all so talented?? It's wild. It's like christmas every day.)

So.. I hope you like these! I like to think about Ford when he's all gullible and infatuated with his muse... before he wises up to bills bs.

yeah thats a quick little run down alright

[about my own oc, who i created] in theory its possible she would say that, but we just dont know for sure

so idk if yiu guys have read “the therapist” bill x reader fanfic on a03, BUT i just finished the first page (chapter? idk how a03 works lmao) i have some comments.

oh yeah almost didn’t spoiler this lmao

Spoiler for “the therapist”!!!!

ok so after bill started getting moody, the therapist was like “oh dw dude ill change into smth more familiar for you” and then i saw a future line out of the corner of my eye of bill having a panic attack, and istg. not fucking joking right now. i had ti take a whole moment away from my screen like “please dont fucking turn into a euclidian— please dont turn into a fucking euclidian…”

THEY FUCKING TURNED INTO A EUCLIDIAN. AND IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH IT WAS HIS FUCKING MOM?????

LIKE WHAT???😭😭

NO YOU CANT— WTF?? WHAT??? IM ACTUALLY GOING FERAL WHY TF WOULD THEY DO THAT???😭😭

im going clynicly insane.

so embarrassing to get obsessed with your own oc but it doesn't fuel you creatively or motivate you at all you just sort of sit there. like yeah I've been thinking a lot about blorbo from my mind. no images of them exist in the world and they have maybe 3 personality traits so far. I would rather die than attempt to write about them. I've spent the last 48 hours rotating them in my brain though

YOU CAN DO THAT????

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

yeah no, this is what bill looks like. 1000%

he is a gross greasy acne ridden nerd.

this is fucking canon

changed my human bill design a little

tried to make him appear annoying and gross to fit his voice!

(the hc about burnt hands is not mine! saw it on tiktok maybe a month ago?? cant remember whos it was)