Why Hasn’t Pence Been Arrested? He Heard The Plot, Which Was Illegal, Asked Various People About It,

i wish the world wasn’t so hard on them. i wish they would’ve stayed 😔

We need to be like this little fellow now and in the future:

Growing up, I had skates with metal wheels that clamped onto your shoes. The only place we had to skate was on the sidewalks, so if the skates weren’t secured tightly or the sidewalk was uneven, it could lead to some interesting results, usually involving Bactine, iodine and Band-aids - or worse.

A quick calculation:

If the helicopter service cost $15 in 1965 (for example), that would be the equivalent of $134.04 today.

I could see a New York cab ride costing that much in 2023.

Happy New Year to you!! 🎉🌹🐇🎈🍹

Where I am from New Years means one thing only, for better or worse. And because it falls on a Sunday the parade won’t happen til tomorrow. So it doesn’t really feel like New Years at all, in a way. In any case, I raise my (imaginary) glass of the driest champagne I can find (I have drunk far too much lovely wine in the last week - we went on a dreamy little vacation after Xmas and I need to dry out for a while) and wish you all THE HAPPIEST OF NEW YEARS!😺💗🌼🌸🌺

When we’d go to visit my grandmother, she’d always have a few of these magazines around: Hollywood, movie stars, etc. She LOVED reading these things! My mom’s opinion of them was something like “Pfft!” and she wouldn’t touch them. When I was bored, I’d check them out and might find an article of interest, but back in the ‘60s, most of the articles seemed to be about movie stars from the ‘30s and ‘40s. Now I wish I had read more bout those old movie stars. 🎥🌟🍿

Her husband sounds like his ass is so tight, you couldn’t pull a needle out with a tractor.

Your husband sounds like a prick, Patricia. I am so sorry.

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

Why, thank you so much! That’s very kind of you! Had to get on here and see what kind of Christmas posts you had and as usual, they are excellent! Your site here is the best on Tumblr and gives internet sites a run for their money, too. Here, I’m toasting you with a glass of eggnog at my bar:

Happy Holidays, @arcticbunn -love it when I see you hop by🎁💚🥂❤️⭐️🎅

By the same reasoning of trump, you could say:

“Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because Trump was born?”

“Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because 62 million Americans thought having a debt-ridden, fake game show narcissist as the leader of their country would be a grand idea?”

“Isn‘t it a shame, all those people are dead all because our President was a ‘useful idiot’ to the dictator of Russia.”

Bonus: Cawthorn embarrasses himself again - no word about his underwear choices.

https://apple.news/AMwxZ7bATRuqTE7F2LY1pAA

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Donald Trump, Malignant Narcissist, Blames Ukrainian Casualties on “Rigged” U.S. Election — Vanity Fair

He apparently thinks that baseless claim will be of comfort to the grieving families and friends of “all those people [who] are dead.”